>Be me in 2016, relatively fit >Not been laid in months

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>>42300156
same

>being slowly crushed by huge boulder (don't ask, it was an indiana jones kinda scenario)
>at same time wife in labor at hospital
>no strength left, about to be rock bottom'd to death
>Suddenly a strength rushes through me and i heave the pesky pebble aside
>phone call from hospital
>its a boy
>mfw

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>>42300156
Run motherfucker, they can't do a paternity test if they can't find you.

>>42300156
AND THIS IS WHY I DONT SMASH 5/10s AND HAVE STAYED A VIRGIN :DDDDDDDDDD

>>42300156
Is this actually a thing?

>>42300359
Sure, anon. THAT'S why.

>2plate squat
>dad strength
>not mediocre high school sophomore athlete strength

>not only having sex with a tinder whore, but having sex with one raw

what a fucking cuck you are

oh wait

>havent been laid in motnhs wahhh so hard

fuck off chad

>>42301039
this desu

>finally hit lmao2pl8 squat
that's some babby shit

Nigga fucking run away

>OP discovers he might be a father and the first thing he's excited about is his lifts going up

never change /fit/

>>42300156
>Manage to finally squat lmao2plate
How fucking weak are you faggots? I hit that the first day in the gym. Have you never done any physical labor ever in your life? Sort yourself out

>>42301140
we're not all middle aged men who've had a lifetime of hard labour behind us you fucking old fart that's still on a anime imageboard

>>42301155
I'm 19. Stop making excuses

>>42300156
Get a gym bro to give you a spit swab.

>>42301218
The average age of /fit/ is 18. You are an old fart, old fart.

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>>42300189
put me in the screencap

>>42301218
You are fat

>>42301140

were you wearing sandles?

>>42302196
Kek

>>42301218
Fuck off tubby lumpkins

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>>42300200
You inspired this

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>>42302266
>if you can't catch you
>usian
Well done

>>42301140
>Have you never done any physical labour

No, I'm white.

>>42302171
>>42302238

I'm 6'3 180. Still making excuses

>>42302281
A shit one at that.

>>42302311
What were you?

>>42302266
Hey man, I just wanted to say that was a great meme you did there

>>42302033
Fuck off faggot

>>42300156
>Lmao2pl8
>Fit
Choose one single option, nigger

>>42300156
>She's boring as hell but at least she lets me smash
sometimes when you use people you end up getting used yourself
enjoy our ugly baby that will hate you,thanks for bringing another single mom (the source for modern poverty and crime)into society and shit kid
all bc you had to nut in an ugly bitch