Would you be comfortable taking you clothes off and getting in

>>42296713
yeah and i don't even have abs and even if i did they wouldn't see them because i'm hairy

>>42296713
Of course. Even an autist like myself would be able to get laid in a situation like this.

Pool + abundance of women = easiest lay ever

>>42296713
I'd be comfortable as fuck and I'm pretty fat.

The question you should be asking is would they be comfortable with me getting in with them?

Basically my motivation as well..,I'm confident enough in my personality, but I want to get to a point where I'm this level of fitness, just because it can't hurt and it's something I can control

>>42296713
>taking you clothes off
Then they would see my boner
so no

rate my gameplan

>see this group at one end of the pool
>speed walk over to the other side (you should NEVER run around a pool)
>enter pool by sitting down on the side, putting feet in, then pushing off rather than just using the ladder because the girls are a little to close to it
>have to push swim trunks down because of the air bubble that accompanied getting in
>worry that the girls thought the big bubble was a fart for a second
>try to use my snorkle but i keep going too far underwater and getting water in it so I abandon it
>spend the rest of the night on the other end of the pool doing flips underwater and blowing bubbles with my mouth beneath the surface, imitating a crab

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>>42296822

>tfw they all get up to go

Not really but I would do it anyway

>>42297005
α

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>>42297005

>>42297005
Reeee
Chad gtfo

Yeah I'd be down

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>>42297005
>I used to do that

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>>42297005
>this was me, only i would never stop worrying about the big bubble

>>42296713
Why would I get naked if they aren't naked as well? Or do you mean in shorts? Yeah sure I would.

I don't known if I'd take my tank top off. But I'd flex a cep at em...pretty nice right?

>>42296713
no

>>42296713
Of course OP, they are just some girls, it's not like they are a bunch of bronies or anything.

>>42296713
would strip nude . zero fucks given . Im fat with a short penis

>>42296713
None of them are really attractive so I'd be fine even though I'm still DYEL.

>>42296713
Sure, but only because I have no shame

I think I'm like 320lbs currently, I'd do it because being seen as alpha is way more important than being a beta who wears their shirt in a pool.

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>took off shirt and cannonball into the pool
>numerous 13 year old girls come over to mire

2>6>5>1>4>3

>>42297005
DELETE THIS

>he's not tan and lean
Lmao

I don't even lift desu

I have a pectus excavatum and a beer gut with an 8 1/2 inch cock so yes I would.

>>42296713
I'm rich and famous, I'd literally be able to push out a Dookie in the pool and still be able to fuck all of them

>>42296713
Yeah because women are even more insecure about their physique.

>>42296713
6=2>5>4>1>3

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>>42297005
neis

>>42296713
Sure

>>42298868
Now's your chance.

I look good enough in a one piece but my tuck game is non existent and I don't think they would feel comfortable around a shemale so no

>>42299019
who are you?

>>42296713
Yes. And i'll tell you why!
If they are turned off by your body they weren't going to fuck you before you took your clothes off. unless you have some condition that lifting doesn't fix.and in that case they would see it anyway.

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>>42297005
Holy fuck i couldnt stop laughing, thank you anon

>>42297005
10/10

>>42299575
You probably know me as Boogie

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>>42297005
at least you can swim

No, seems like I'd get a million different diseases.

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>>42297005
5 star post my man.

>>42298841
Tips

is that olivia munn?

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It would be more my lack of endowment that
would prevent. 8X6 is the new standard. That's
the bare minimum for a lot of women.

>>42299470
2 is way better than 6.

>>42296713
Sure I'm a distance runner and hover around 8pc bodyfat, have abs and bit of upper body muscle, look acceptable at leasty

>tfw live in gated community and gym has direct access to nearby hotel
>hotel has pool
>everyone at the pool is a middle aged parent and their little kids
>can't socialize
>pool too crowded to even swim for sport
it's not fair

>>42296713
The only one that would make me feel remotely nervous is 90s-ass, Baywatch model-looking chick. Looks like she wants to inspect your entire body for imperfection. She reminds me of my old neighbor's mom who I had a raging crush on.

>>42296713
i'm never comfortable

has nothing to do with my physique either

>>42296813
i bet $1000,00 that you'd end up watching girls make up with each other in that situation

>>42304047
yeah, I'm not into celebrities but she's fucking gorgeous. I was into her way back when she was on G4.

I'd for sure get naked in that hot tub.

>>42296713
This literally happened to me at a Hostel in Marrakech. Pool was full of hot Spanish girls. My gains weren't as good then. But they got the job done.

>>42296713

Kill, marry, fuck, rape, beat, enslave?

>>42306885
Why were they fighting in the first place?

Dude, I took that

>>42296713
>at least 2 of these girls look 2jewish4me
>it's not like im gonna fuck any of them anyway
Im not ashamed of my body though

>>42297025
>more space for me
good, I hate people anyway

Thing is aslong as you're comfortable in yourself, you're gonna have a fun time

They'll get naked for me

>>42296713
>tfw faplet
>tfw ottermode
>tfw too autistic to carry a convo on my own, though i can talk just fine i need people to keep convos going for me
>too inexperienced and awkward to realize if any of them came onto me
>too unsmooth to pull off any moves
I'd still get in though. Why not.

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>>42296713
Yep, I'm definitely above average physique.

My lifts arent great but I have decent pec definition, abs are peaking through and im not skinny or fat, but not very bulky none the less.

Reminder to you guys: 60%+ of the country is already obese or fat [at least in US/55% for Canada], another 10% is probably skinny. Leaving only 30% of people in normal, healthy weight. Most of whom do not carry lots of muscle. Basically I'm already in the top 5% just by a lifter and so are you. The standards in society have really plummeted so being normal weight already puts you above average in North America which is pretty pathetic.

>>42297005
You had me at "speed walked"

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>>42297005
Please post more on 4chan

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Yeah sure, although I do have a fetish for being degraded because of my weight. Maybe they'd tease me and pinch my gut

>>42308732
It.. doesn't have to be about your weight. The fuck. that's one step up from "weird, but eh" into "that's just sad and unhealthy" territory, although most fetishes are a bit unhealthy in their own way

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>>42308756
Yeah I agree anon, but it's just how I'm wired. It is making it damn hard to lose weight though

>>42308807
Holy shit that's revolting.

I can't even call you a disgusting fatass, you'd probably like it.

Yes, I've slept with women like that, and although I'm not the quintessential hot body I don't give a fuck.

210 lbs, 6'3, a bit chubby, hairy. But I have a good looking face, nice head of hair and I'm fun as shit.

>>42308855
If you were a hot girl, pretty much. I'm hoping browsing fit more will help me

>>42296713
Hell yeah I would go in

>>42308807
>it's how i'm wired my dude
No. Degeneracy is a mental disease you allow yourself to devolve into. The more fucked up stuff you look at, the deeper you go. But there is hope. When you do nofap and noporn, you can get erect from increasingly NON degenerate stimuli since your dopamine receptors start getting more sensitive.

Degenerate fetishes are very often linked to excessive masturbation and porn, and for good reason. You'd have no incentive to look at gross fetish shit if your dick worked just fine from regular porn, but when you look at normal porn too much, you crave more and more fucked up shit.

I don't know how much you fap, but I would recommend, try noporn (that means ANYTHING you find stimulating, like that gross image there), and only fap like twice a week, but only to your imagination. PURGE the degeneracy. You know it's all in your head. You have the power to cleanse it.

>Degeneracy
>Nofap
>Noporn
Buzz buzz buzz

>>42309082
Stay fat if it makes you happy, but your sad little fantasy will never come to life. Fapping a literal fuckton to porn fucks your dopamine receptors, there's no denying it.

>>42297005
I laughed before realizing I would probably just get stuck at the speedwalking stage and never have the balls to enter the pool, just continually making circuits around them thinking "next lap I'm going in" while they laugh at my autism.

>>42309107
Pseudo science

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I would be comfortable because I know I'm far to fat/poor/low status to attract any of these women so I have no reason to be concerned about their judgment.

When you've already lost, there's no reason to worry about the prize.

>>42309125
hits too close to home brah, iktf

>>42309128
Sure
>look at porn till the porn is boring
>look at some form of fetish porn, usually softcore cause you don't need extreme stimuli yet
>look at more extreme versions of the fetish porn
>require stronger and stronger stimuli to get aroused
Nobody starts off wanting to get shit on. Nobody starts off wanting to get forcefed to the point of being 400 pounds. It starts off with a kink and devolves further. Take some responsibility, god damn.

>>42309198
>>look at more extreme versions of the fetish porn
Common misconception. People dont look at 'more extreme' porn, they find the porn they are interested in and it just takes longer to find it than more 'vanilla' porn. No one wakes up and says "I know everything im interested in", it takes exposure to find it.

You do eventually hit a limit to what you are aroused to and it stays erotically sustaining indefinitely.

The ONLY other form of change is based on life events. For example if a girl you like starts wearing nothing but stockings you might start developing a stocking fetish.

>>42309198
>require stronger and stronger stimuli to get aroused
Then why am I still able to get get just as aroused/satisfied with anything from my degenerate and extreme fetish to a simple still image of an attractive woman; just depending on what I feel like that day? Shouldn't the 'lower stimulation' content be useless to me now?
(Not that guy btw, just curious how you think this works)

>>42309355
I'm not an expert, I've just delved too deep into the BDSM ocean, but I'm slowly getting out of it, day by day.

I think limiting yourself to non-cartoon porn helps immensely. There's a hard cap to a lot of fetishes with real porn. You can still get into some pretty fucked shit, but it's when you get into animated, drawn, fantasy shit that you really get to stretch the boundaries. Stuff you'd normally go "ew wtf" on suddenly becomes interesting, you get into it, but then you find something that's even more extreme, you get into that, and slowly and surely you go deeper in the cesspool of shit that lies at the bottom.

How sustaining the porn is, is usually based on how much you fap. If you fap less than once a day, you should probably be able to sustain normal fetishes pretty damn long. Whenever you don't fap or get aroused by stuff like that, you're making your dopamine receptors more sensitive again. I'm guessing you guys just have strong kinks that you can find real porn of, and you don't excessively masturbate either. And that's fine.

>>42309355
I think it's heavily based off how often you masturbate. Just using me as an example, at my worst, when I masturbated several times a day to quite degenerate shit, I couldn't get it up from very much at all except the extreme stuff. But as long as you stay off the porn and masturbation a bit, you should be able to get it up from vanilla porn.

But the fetish is still there. I think a good time to stop when it comes to fetishes, is when it's no longer something you could bring up with your girlfriend. If she'd think you were fucked in the head when you brought up your fetish, that's when you've taken it too far.

>>42297005
man I love pushing swim trunks in water
that air escaping is the best part

>>42308807
anyone know the model ?

Tbh I would be more uncomfortable if there were other guys there that are more ripped than me. So yes I would even though I'm a dyel shit but those girls are all weaker than me I could kill them in two seconds if I had to

>>42310140
I do but i forget the name. Katya S-something? Yeah, like that'll narrow it down

>>42296713
>Would you be comfortable taking you clothes off and getting in the pool with them with your current physique /fit/?
Yes, I have confidence in myself and I know that they're people too.

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>>42297005

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>>42309052
actual good advice

>>42309143
You end up winning with this mentality btw.

>>42296713
no, my body is nice. however, my acne on my chest and back is pretty severe and makes me want to commit seppuku senpai


also I'm natty which makes it less excusable

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>>42297005
>imitating a crab
When the memes go too far.

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>>42308375

>>42310224
Kotova
Thanks for reminding me to look though

http://www.sawfirst.com/tatiana-kotova-in-maxim-russia-april-2015-2015-03-21.html

Yes, I'm a lot fatter and not as strong as I want to be but I don't give a fuck. I've got a successful business, shedding weight and hot girlfriend so these slags ain't nothing but a peanut

Anyone feel like Munn is trying too hard in this photo? Everyone else is posing sorta friendly and open and she's doing like le temptress smolder for no reason

>>42311752
>Anyone feel like Munn is trying too hard...
Yes, literally all the time

>>42297005
>that bubble that appeared in your swim trunks
this was more stressful than it should be

>>42311765
Yeah. I dunno. She even seems pretty nice. Just stop laying it on so thick?

why are they all staring at me

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>>42296713
>3d
Uhm, no thanks

>>42296713
No, because I have bacne.

How the FUCK do I get rid of it?
>shower daily room temperature
>wash sheets weekly
>get sun whenever I can

Still no.

This is the ideal situation for chest and arms brosplitters. Get in the pool and perform the Chad Lounge(tm) such that only your arms and upper chest are visible out of the water.

Legs completely concealed by the murky depths.

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Not even close
I fell for the self induced Gyno meme

>>42311849
I've heard that using conditioner and washing it down standing upright causes bacne. Maybe try using shampoo alone/washing your hair at the sink?

>>42311930
What? Really? How did that happen

>>42311930

why tho

>>42307227
Left to right
Rape, fuck, kill, beat, marry, enslave.

>>42311966
Ask femgen

>>42311930
this is a blue board anon.

>>42311930
time to go full trap status

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>>42311921
Got it bro

>>42296713
Hell yeah I'm shredded as frick

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>>42297005

People's face look a little stunned when they see me take my shirt off. This would actually be my best bet at getting laid desu.

>>42312846
You might have just be too ugly

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>>42297005

I think this may fuckin be the best post ever written on /fit/

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>>42313615
>I think this may fuckin be the best post ever written on /fit/
okay settle down with that nonsense

>>42311930
my dick is confused

>>42296713
i'm 6'4" with a 8/10 face
these bitches undressed me with her eyes the moment i came to the party anyways. right now my belly is too fat for my own standards but i'm still good looking enough to choose which one of them i fuck later.