Let's say you want to become a vigilante, but with no superpowers

>>42295606
gun

>>42295617
FPBP

>>42295606
A little crossfit, mixed with a little calisthenics. Also do parkour and some kind of martial arts training.

>>42295606
Lift to 2/3/4/5 and then general dexterity and body weight workouts with an emphasis on strength training like fighters do I suppose. I would wanna hit hard but be spooky fast and agile.

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>>42295617
Dot torture 50xSuccess
Upon success, decrease time limit or increase distance.

Alternative shoot people in the brain with a suppressed .22 from the trunk of your car like the beltway sniper.

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Have the worst deadlift form possible, so that you feel it in you anterior deltoid.

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Jason Blaha, codenamed "Hemingway", is probably the most feared mercenary-vigilante in history.

>>42295702
Kek, virgin comic book writers have never lifted a weight in their entire lives

>>42295830
Also

>implying lifting heavy continues to have carry over after a certain point

>>42295702
That's what you get pulling conventional. But batman could certainly dl 3xbw.

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Its impossible natty, anon. You'll have to become Rich Piana to accomplish your goal.

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>tfw you will never squat 2500 lbs natty

>>42296090
he even says legpress himself m8

>>42295606
You should check out Mark Sewell's Stabman and Brutal Justice.

Basically compound lifts, assault courses, stalking targets at night and steroids.

>>42296126
It's the exact same thing, dipshit

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>>42296254

>>42296090
Looks like nobody told old Brucey Bruce that nobody cares how much he can leg press.

pipe bomb

>>42296565
what about all those people in the train he's going to save?