>At the gym. >Need to go drop mahoosive fucking log - haven't

chad would have just said thanks for cleaning my thrown to the janitor and then blown that fucker up

>>42295465
you are literally the beta male

>>42296288
Man, I know guys who work as cleaners.

Only thing that gives them pride is getting the job done.
I'm not a cunt.

>>42295543
>cleaning my thrown
You should have gone to summer school, anon.

>>42295465
Just clean after yourself you animal. It's not like you're gonna throw it on the walls. There's a brush right next to the bowl.

>>42295465
>haven't shat in two days.
how?

You need to eat more fibers or something.

>>42296440
>his gym has a brush next to the toilet bowl

What a life of luxury you lead. I'm lucky if the manager stocks the toilet paper.

>>42295465
why in america, toilets are only divided by some light metal fencing?
in other countries, public toilets are their own private room.

>>42295465
>>Janitor is still here.
>>He's just finished cleaning the toilets.
>>I can't do that to him.

That's unironically nice of you.

>>42296449
Basically living on roo mince to get enough protein under 1,000kcal.

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>>42296509
Yeah, because they're a fucking hole in the ground

>>42296440
But man, it was bad, after he left I fucking nuked that bowl.
Took probably 10 minutes to pass and flush.

Worst part is it cane on in the middle of my squats.

>>42296509
Wtf? Have you ever been to Africa? Most of the middle East and SE Asia? Let me guess..you are European.
>secure shitting space to fend of rapefugees from your boi pucci

>>42296582
no, obviously i only go to white countries lol
what kind of question is this...

>>42295465
>the Virgin Shit

>>42296592
Most American thing I ever saw was in Yurup.

All public toilets had toilet attendants, and you had to tip to use the toilet.

>>42296616
>crapitalism

>>42296566
only place i've ever come across those is like the shitty makeshift shed for bathrooms at a soccer complex, or some super small train station in small towns.
at a gym in a normal city? private bathroom pooping on regular toilet.
even in their airports..

>>42296616
were they legit staff or were they "new europeans" who just post up in the bathroom and plead for a euro without leaving you alone? because lots of times that happens and no one can kick them out because a swarm of brown people will fuck shit up before any police can arrive

>>42296656
Legit, usually old ladies.

>>42296669
tip extra and she will wipe your bum
LUXURY!

>>42295543
Chad is the reason societies turn to shit holes.

>>42296566
it even has an enema hose.
seems like a fancy bathroom to me.
you can't squat?

>>42295465
>not taking a shit in toilet which was basically prepared for you

People don't clean toilets so they stay clean dude. They clean them so it doesn't fester.

>>42296762
>you can't squat?

Does that room look wide enough to fit a barbell in? No.

>>42295465
Shit at your own house you fucking disgusting pig. The gym is not your personal toilet for shitting you autistic piece of garbage.

>>42296566
do people who have violent ass explosion poos, get shit all over their feet when squat pooping?
you know if you were on a regular toilet, some would hit the upper rim of the toilet bowl so that it can't be flushed by the water and you should use the toilet brush, but fuck that lol

>>42296809
I pay $64 a month, I'm pretty sure that covers use of toilets.

>>42296789
I wasn't concerned about the toilet, I just didn't want to be a cunt to the janitor.

>>42296809
>not your personal toilet for shitting
once you change that attitude, shitting in public buildings is a grand old time

>>42296837
There's a reason the entire surface is tiled.

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>>42296809
Why would I shit in my own place? My own personal toilet is clean. I enjoy nuking the toilet of a place of business. It gives them something to do with their time. Plus I have to give them something to look forward to. What janitor doesn't like someone shitting up his place? He now has a purpose.

You are a bad person trying to take purpose away from the janitor. You need to rethink your life. In fact you can rethink your life by shitting in a public building bathroom.

Do it.

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>>42297051

t. Zorg

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>>42298543
I like the way you think.

I now need to see that movie again

>>42296890
Once shat in a bathroom in a Two Michelin Star restaurant.
Didn't even eat there.

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>>42295465
Include me in the screenshot.