>at work
>girls pass by me
>I say "hey!"
>I thought we knew each other but we definitely don't
>she looks at me "Is your zone bleeding?"
>fuck my nose is really bleeding
>I answer "aha it's like in dragon ball with the old creep, you're too hot so my nose is bleeding"
>she insults me and go see the manager
>manager comes
>"are you harassing this lady?"
>a coworker says "I'm not surprised he must be virgin look at this loser kek"
>manager turns toward my coworker "did you just say kek you fucking dumbo?"
>they start to fight
>2 days later I'm fired
It's not fair.
Top zozzle m8
This way please -> /r9k/
>>42292058
>things that never happened
>>42292058
if this really happend and you havent killed yourself yet then you have earned my respect.
humiliation is not easy on a manĀ“s back.
>>42292058
>things that never happened
>>42292058
The Dragonball line isn't terrible but phrased in a way that doesn't help you particularly (obviously it was never said)
I work at a bar and the waitresses are chill, could totally get away saying it as long I'm not referring to my self as creepy old man
Just so you know OP pretty much wrote a debut script for the three stooges millenial remake.