>BE ME
>AT THE GYM DOING SICK SQUATS
>GIRL COMES TO ME
>"CAN WE FUCK???"
>I SAY YES
>LITERALLY FUCK HER IN FRONT OF HER DAD
>HER DAD IS WANKING HIS GANDALF'S STICK TO US
>CHICK IS EVEN WETTER
>I START TO THINK SHE GOT SOME MENTAL ISSUES KEK
>I LEAVE
>HER DAD FOLLOWS ME
>"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE GANDALF"
>HE SAYS NO I SAY FINE
>WE LEAVE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER
>WE NOW LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER
TELL YOU HAPPY LOVE STORIES /FIT/
>>42291840
>benching
>he comes
>>42291840
Why
>>42291840
>>BE ME
no