>be me
>out with old fatty friends from highschool
>at cafe for lunch
>"wow anon you must work out"
>look them dead in the eyes
>"nope never, just eat lots"
>see them get jealous, fatty 1 grumbles about his metabolism
>waitress comes over
>say before anyone else can, "I'll have a double cheeseburger with extra fries and fry sauce, I'd also like four over easy eggs, hash browns with extra sour cream, and french toast"
>fatties are gaping at me
>fatty 1 orders an omelette, then suddenly decides to make it two
>restrain myself from laughing
>waitress oogles me, calls me a "big strong man" and leaves
>"you see how much she wanted a tip?" fatty 1 says like she didn't mean it
>bluntly reply "no"
That was a very good lunch.
>>42289776
Uhm okay what the fuck is the point of this thread
>>42289799
Opie is a fag.
>>42289799
>embarrassing fatties
>making them feel bad
>"whats the point?"
get the fuck off fatty.
>>42289799
He trolled some fatties, which is fun, but ultimately just as hard as outrunning them.
>>42289776
shit blog 1downboat
sage