Was getting a professional massage the other day when the lady

>>42287486

What kind of massage was this?
Would like to see for myself

>>42287486
Was it intentional or accidental? If the former that refer me, brah. I was gonna get a massage today but was too lazy.

>>42287508
Regular back massage.

>>42287506

Aline Machado is way out of your league and above the term "average".

>>42287523

I think it was accidental. She kept asking if I was ok.

>>42287506
Is this pasta? I havnt been here in almost a year I just highly doubt someone is actually that autistic

>>42287537
>>42287548
>not recognizing pasta

Shit gets posted daily

>>42287563
Except it doesn't.

Probably put pressure on a slumbered sciatic nerve.

>>42287486
I was getting a massage the other day and the last have me a happy ending. It felt like an orgasm. I couldn't help but moan.

Anyone else feel like this after a massage with a happy ending?

>>42287601
>sciatic nerve
>at spine-rib connection
anon

>>42287581
>>42287563
It does get posted a fuckton, but not every day

>>42287537
Please go outside and get standards.

I had something similar happen. Gf and I were fooling around and she ran her nails over my abdomen, on the side around where the hip is and i literally started convulsing in pleasure and my abs locked up. No idea what the fuck happened but it happens every time on both sides. Anyone have an idea?

>>42287718

Yes it does, it's not a /fit/ exclusive meme

I don't understand where you mean. Can you point out the specific part on a picture of a body or something?

>>42287486
Did anything pop when it happened?
The first time I cracked my thoracic vertebra(from a violent sneeze) I almost came in my pants the euphoric rush was so strong.
Never happened a second time, even though I can pop my back pretty good.

>>42287647
What's your point? Nerves run all over your body

>>42287506

based college poster

>>42287506
>average girl
kek

>>42287789
How the hell do I pop my back? I've never been able to do it.

>>42287789
Nope. Nothing popped. It was the pressure though.

>>42287804
I have a bunch of ways I do it to hit differentt spots.
You just have to try stuff, stay away from twisting though.

>>42287791
Yes that's correct, however not every nerve in the body is the sciatic nerve. If you're the same anon, get fucked for questioning me for calling you out on your bad anatomy knowledge

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>in highschool
>beta as all fuck but for some reason super flirty with this one emo latina with a fat ass
>she sits behind me in class in the far back of the room
>out of nowhere she starts rubbing my shoulder blades
>again beta so tense up super hard surprised
>tell her to stop it , she doesn't and continues
>get angry, turn around and stare right in hereyes and for no reason at all put my hand on her thigh and start moving it up
>she freaks, pushes my hand away and looks down
>next day she walks behind me as we walk to the class and asks to go with her to her house to skip class since it's across the street (building was next to the road)
>about to say no when she takes my book and I autism and follow her just wanting my book back
>her parents aren't home and we go to her room pure emo shit
>right as I sit down she immeidately tries massaging my shoulders, I get angry and push her away
>she pushes me and we start fighting on the bed

all my pent up testosterone got pumped into that bitch for a good hour and to this day I've never had a massage.

>>42287486
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=235788

>>42287506
God, fuck off.

>>42287506
this is a pasta you mongs

>>42287994
I'm confused, did you fuck her or no?

>>42288510
I did and got her preggo. Now we are happily married and have 3 kids.

>>42287486
Massages are pay much the best think that can happen to your body. A good massage is easily on part with mediocre sex.

>>42288540
How did your autism not get in the way of p in vagee?

>>42288578
reading from that other guy's post, it totally looks like it did but the girl was also autistic like him

>>42287994
I've never seen an emo Latina before that sounds like a fantastic combination.

I've always wanted to go for a massage but i'm afraid i'd lose my spaghetti

>get home service massage
>she's a cutie
>get a boner while she's massaging me
>I don't even try to hide it
>her hands gets closer and closer to my dick
>sometimes she "bumps" into it
>thrust my hips upwards whenever she goes through my crotch
>she giggles and grabs my dick
>I grab her ass
>try to undress her
>she tells me she's on her period
>she gives me a handie while I'm grabbing her boobs
>gives me her number
I'm gonna fug her next week lads.