>tfw smelly wet farts every 5 minutes but haven't been

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>>42286857
>tfw haven't shit in 3 weeks
>stomach is blown up like a balloon, hard as a rock

>>42286857
>>42287002
do you not eat actual food? like plants and shit? how old are you guys? I was constipated once in 5th grade and my mom said that's what happens when you don't eat fruits and vegetables, and so now I eat my fruits and vegetables

>>42287048
i eat carrots and fiber cereal every morning

i'm also 140lbs and eat 200< protein a day

>>42287002
>>42287174
Seek medical help immediatley. You will die if this continues, this is not a troll.

>>42287174
that is way too much protein for your body weight. all you need is 1g protein/1kg body mass. don't listen to the people on here saying you need a gram/pound of body weight. go take a nutrition class at a community college and you will learn the same
>>42287192
this guy is right. you should find the most powerful laxative you can get over the counter and an electrolyte solution (gatorade if you must) if you can't afford the doctor

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I had a phase where I didnt poop for 3 weeks. Start eating dates and prunes, and 7 bottles of water a day. I continued this everyday for 2 months, my digestive system was all mest up. If I didnt eat prunes I cudnt poop. But fortunately, im back to normal now. Idk what it was, but for this those 2 months it was hell.

>>42287192
seriously? been doing this for a couple months now. mostly live off canned tuna, greek yogurt and beans... i'm op. i poo eventually just not frequently

i dont wanna die

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>>42287304
start eating prunes right now. FRESH prunes. Every meal, you will really die from constipation.

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>so backed up burps taste like farts
There's a heaven, right /fit/?

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>on painkillers after surgery on my hand
>apparently they cause constipation
>don't poo for 3 days
>when it finally drops, it feels and looks like I'm trying to shit galena(lead ore)

>>42287381
I know this pain all too well anon, I had jaw surgery recently to correct my bite.
The surgeon also gave me a weeks worth of hydrocodone syrup.
I didn't take a shit for two weeks, it was hell.

>>42287381
Former morphine and heroin user here. Shits the day after using are terrible. One time I didn't shit for two days and I swore that I thought that my anus was about to tear.