ITT: Cringiest thing you do while alone at the gym. Pretend

>>42275761
Pretend I'm locked in a sword duel in Sengoku Jidai era Japan when I'm bench pressing.

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>>42275761
I pretend that someone will care

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>>42275761
>tfw I listen to Hardcore History in the gym and imagined the same thing during the World War 1 Series

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>>42275804
anon...

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>>42275804
Damn son this was suppossed to be a happy thread

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>>42275804

Imagine I am lifting myself from a cliff with demons hanging off me when I do weighted pullups.

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>>42275804

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I pretend the mirrors are windows in disguise and German scientists are looking from another room to analyze the ideal Aryan to present to the fuhrer.

Drink water between sets.

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>>42275804

>>42275804
you need someone to talk to?

>>42275865
Fucking kek'd hard at this one desu

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Pretend that some lov-
>>42275804
Yeah, that.

>>42275874
>Drink water between sets.
is this a meme? i keep hearing this everywhere. why exactly is this bad?

>>42275761
Running on the treadmill, I pretend that I'm running from a major catastrophe and that I have to put as much distance between myself and the city as possible, while pacing myself to conserve energy. Also, maybe there's like some militants or something chasing me.

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>>42275761
I pretend that I'm in a xeno-infested battlefield while doing cardio and I'm moving from position to position (HIIT) to avoid getting my head blown off by a fucking AYY

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>>42275761
>Late night (11:00pm)
>finishing gym session rocking mad pump from chest day
>just started boxing and was really into it
>take my shirt off and start shadowboxing in the mirror
>started singing the rocky anthem out loud
I work out at a club and the gym in the club is shaped like an L with treadmills on the short part of the L. The whole of the inside of the L is glass windows
>getting really into it basically screaming the rocky anthem while shadow boxing in the mirror with my shirt off
>some guy in the cardio area around the corner screams out "ADRRIIIIAAAAANNNN"
>grab my stuff and sprint out the door

Still don't know who said it but I'm sure they've seen me since then and haven't said anything to me about it.

I leave the power rack between squats and OHP because I don't want people confronting me about hogging the rack.

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>>42275804
That I could have pulled my brother out of the car.

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Listen to Viking music while on the rowing machine and pretend I'm on my way to foreign shores to rape and pillage

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>>42275804

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>>42275954

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Depending on what I'm listening to, it could be any number of autismo fa/tg/uy things. A lot of the time I think about who the first guy to have my name was, some burly iron age farmer or warrior or something. I like to pretend I'm him, lifting hard, getting patchy information about the chaos in the world to the south.

>>42275936
Hahahaha

>>42275956
This is the best one

>>42275804

Christ.

>>42275956
What music?
Vikings didn't have music

>>42275905
It's not. That's the meme. People who don't know the meme will read the meme and suddenly be insecure for no reason. Explaining the meme ruins the meme.

>>42275806
While I didn't imagine I was a soldier in the trenches, that Hardcore History WW1 podcast got me through many a workout.

>>42276000
Yeah I meant basically just drums and horns

>>42275786
gonna start doing this. I currently imagine pushing my high school bullies into a fiery pit.

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>>42275804
Same here man...

>>42276024
True that.
Drums and horns get my dick hard

Try Sabaton. Not really horn and drummy, but they're hype as fuck and have a few Viking themed songs

>>42276000
Sabaton?

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Pretending that I'm an Athenian citizen soldier rowing on a trireme when I'm on the rowing machine.

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>>42275786

Underrated post

>>42275786
>>42276032

Is this thread just full of weeaboo faggots?

>>42275761
Looking at her instagram between sets, wondering what I did wrong

>>42275761


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbR6DKasBt0

>>42276042
Tyr, Amon Amarth, Turisas, Heidevolk...

>>42276000
>he doesn't listen to wardruna

>>42275761
What. Side?

>>42275804
Nyoro~n

>>42275761
Pretend I'm a wild beast like a wolf or a dinosaur

>>42275761
i do similar things during sprints. dont feel ashamed anon, you probably will end up doing that sometime in the future.

>>42276073
you're in a cringe thread, what did you expect.

>>42276118
>you probably will end up doing that sometime in the future.
>yfw you're currently enlisting
D-dulce decorum est?

>>42276107
Never heard about them
They sound fucking cool
Thanks for the recommend

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When I'm alone and pissing in a urinal I flick my tongue out like a horny snake

>>42276122
Pro patria mori.

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>>42275804

>>42275761
I too browse /k/. /k/ + /fit/ is truly the patrician board choice

>>42276003
>unironically drinking in between sets
>getting any gains
lmao pick one

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Sometimes I start listening to combat footage from the war on terror and pretend the weight is a wounded buddy.

I also like to pretend I'm Master Chief when running

>>42275804
This reminds me of that /Co/ thread where they said,
>"if you could draw anything and it would become real what would you draw?"
And some Anon said
>"me being happy"

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>>42276040
>recommending Sabaton as viking metal

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>>42276107
>>42276103
>Wardruna
>Amon Amarth
My niggas.

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>>42276249
I'd draw myself as happy AND not ugly/a mongrel

that's enough internet for tonight

>>42275761
I sing a lot to songs. I dance and shit. I try to control myself but I get into my music.

>>42275874
I do this a million times in a workout.

>>42276259
This image has unironically inspired me

>>42276275
I only recently found Amon Amarth but holy shit is it good for heavy work/grip training. Any more recommendations?

>>42275956
You should read The Long Ships.

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Who else repeats the dialogue from the Super Saiyan 3 transformation in their head?

To all niggas talking about Viking shit, watch Valhalla Rising.
It's an experimental indie film in the Viking period where the Christians are coming North and the Vikings are sailing West.
It's very good if you have patience

>>42276032
>>42275786
I pretend that I'm pushing a busload of Mexicans over the wall

>>42275761
Instead of numbers I use the filmography of 80's action stars for counting.
>First Blood
>First Blood II: Rambo
>Rambo III
>Rambo...
>Tango & Cash ...

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This isn't specifically at the gym but it's pretty damn autistic
I've been lifting for a little over a year now and went to the beach recently. My friend got a good pic of me shirtless (no homo).
when I was going to post it on instagram I had to stop myself from captioning it "APOLOGIZE" like one of the threads on /sp/

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I imagine that all the training I'm doing will allow me to one day become a Stormtrooper.


Hasn't happened yet.

>>42275761
>Pretend im a WW1 soldier charging a trench while running sprints
I have a fondness for the field gray uniforms the German empire used.
I think in a past life I was a soldier for the central powers.
My great-grandparents fought for Austria-Hungary while my grandfathers must have fought for the Nazis.
My parents keep my family history away from me though.

>>42275761
That's adorable anon.

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>>42275761
Stare into the barbell and dedicating the heavy squats I'm about to do for her

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I pretend I'm augmented like Adam Jensen and I set my augs to max power when I lift

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>>42275804
Formal request for post deletion.

>>42276362
>>42275905
i know it summer but there a lot of newfags here today, more than usual. did something happen?

>>42275954
geez man.

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>>42275804

>>42276040
Give mongol and tuvan throat singing a try

>be home gym mustard race
>squatting in nothing but belt and knee sleeves
>gf peeks in and bertstare at my getup plus the throat singing

I unironically lift super good to David Bowie, station to stations, scary monsters and diamond dogs are my goat lifting albums, rock n roll suicide is the best deadlift song.

>>42276799
Link some of those throat singing shit nigga

>>42275761
When i hit a really good stride while running i imagine i'm a robot and that ive been programmed to run with maximum efficiency

at my homegym i shit talk the weights before i lift them "oh i'm about to lift YOU, bitch. yeah that's right, ain't NOTHIN stopping me"

and after i nail a heavy set or a PR i sweet talk the weights "oh hell yeah i just lifted YOU, baby. That's right that's right thats RIGHT" and sometimes i'll smack em and give em a lil kiss

whoopin and hollerin like a gorilla

fun times

>>42276032
i always like to think that some fat guy i hated in high school is laying on top of me and i have to push him off

>>42276812
Not the man you wanted, but I got sommit for ya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay6Zac0qTOE
Only good thing from that show really.

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>>42275804

>>42276812
Start with huun huur tub they're the most famous and plenty of videos. I usually just click through you tube and other people's playlists. If you don't like this one try and few others I just grabbed this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bDntRWfL70

>>42276646
Number of fatties and lanklets from /b/ increase every year

>>42275761
Imagine what it would be like to be a teenaged girl playing soccer

Realized I talk to myself, criticizing other people's forms

Pretty audibly too

Meh

>>42276000
Does the skyrim theme song

Listen to the bloodborne soundtrack and pretend I'm about to fight the cleric beast when I'm deadlifting

>>42277171
Father Gas soundtrack is fucking god tier when running

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Pretending I'm in a vertical dogfight with some Fokke-Wulf and have to pull up to avoid getting hit by it's 30mm cannons.

>>42276045
O shit me too

Listen to Anime motivational videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UllGTgfmiWg

>>42275761

Pretending I'm Conan the Barbarian or Hercules lifting the final squat

Thinking of all the epic battles my ancestors rowed in valley's while doing lower back rows in the Mediterranean and how they would laugh at my puny rows in a gym

>>42276473
Some burzum tracks are god tier viking music. Heill Ódinn, Hail Death and Heill auk sæll are my favourites.

I say "Heil Tyr, Heil Thor, Heil Odin, Heil Balder, Heil Heimdal, Heil Frey, Heil Freyja, Heil Forseti, etc" and ask the gods for strength to do that last repetition.
It works for me.

ITT: Children

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>>42276488
>Valhalla Rising
Will check out brother

>>42276956
Sounds like it would be great for meditation or yoga, not lifting.

>>42276488

It's one of the worst films I've ever seen. I was at the premiere at a film festival where the director and actors presented it. It was boo'ed out.

>>42277708
Directed by the same guy who did Drive.

/fit/ will fucking love it

>>42275804
Delet

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>doing snatches
>pretend I'm saving my crush from underneath a burning car

>>42275804
DELET

Pretend my country will wake up and throw the mohammedans into the sea

>>42275804
anon pls...

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On hard running days I feel like I'm trying to escape a space station under attack, though it's my playlist that puts me in that mindset

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>>42275761
I picture this when benching, squatting or doing OHP

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>>42278091
Can you beat 183 pull ups record?

>>42276045
You should apologize for slavery and row to pay reparations to the PoC you made suffer.

>>42277741
>>42276956
>>42276878
>>42276812
My favorite throat singer batzorig vaanchig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Scua0sK1w

>>42276242
>John what the fuck are you doing?!
>just carry mike over here so we can treat him and stop repeatedly slamming him against the ground!

>>42278293
>Hans, are those french giving up?
>Dunno Fridrich, they lift their hands up with rifles in them and then put them down on their shoulders
>Call der Stuka strike on them

>>42275761
>Look up pretending to roll neck
>Actually praying to the Lord

Play Powerwolf.
Think about the state of Christendom.
Lift the weight.

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>Pretend I'm training to be an Avenger

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>>42278382

>>42276000
>Vikings didn't have music
Fuck off nigger.

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>>42276000
>Vikings didn't have music

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>>42278389
new goal found

>>42275936
So this is the power of autism.

>>42278348
is powerwolf actually any good? I'm looking for good religious music to gym to.

>>42278574
It's "ironic" religious music. Just read the song titles like "Resurrection by Erection".

>>42278589
hmm, I'll give them a look. Turns out that decent religious music is fucking hard to find, white metal and christian rock are pretty lacking in terms of talent and good content. It makes me a little sad that christian music has fallen so far from its glory days.

>>42278608
"Faith +1" gives me hype and goosebumps simulaneously.

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>running long distance
>usually 4-5k
>Pretend I'm back in bootcamp doing the saturday morning run, but as an NCO, motivating recruits >"one last fucking km and then shower and breakfast"
>singing cadence in my head

Goddamn I miss it so much.

Also, those looking for good folk metal should definitely look into Eluveitie. Swiss band with a Gallic theme, the most basass hurdygurdy in history.

>Inis Mona
>The Siege
>Helvetios
Fucking 10/10 for lifting, running, sprinting.

Dance to the music.

>>42275761
Sasageyo on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwfwjEroBXc

>>42276000
Probably Wagner or some shit.

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>>42275804

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>>42275804

>>42276473
are you looking for more death metal or soft ambient shit?

>>42276485
Just listen to the transformation remixes on YouTube 'Stereo Saiyan 3D'

>>42276000
let the autism begin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fnPwj1AMpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNt82XUoozk

>>42278780
If you're lifting babyweight maybe. Fuck outta here with that whiny shit.
For my german bros, Asenblut 'Berserkerzorn' is god-tier. It's Tetzel's band, the absolute madman trying to do strongman natty and often moderates strenght-wars.

>>42275865
nice one

>>42280125
I'm partial to this track for lifting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TYFddi94qw

>>42276620
i can vouch for this. pretending you are some sort of cyborg built to lift helps perfect form and get max reps.

>>42275865
Actual LoL

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>>42276103

>tyr
>listening to those cucks

>>42276000
Literally every culture in history had music you retard

>>42276473
how are you people over 18 and haven't gone through your metal phase

>>42281210
>metal phase
>hurr metal is for underage
Reminder that the only people who say this are people who unironically listen to nigger "music"

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>>42277250
nice.

>>42281615
Metal sucks Dadrock trumps all.

>>42275978
Legit autism

>>42275761
When I'm riding the stationary pedal bike at home I pretend I'm on a horse charging into battle while listening to power metal.

I'll pretend like I'm holding a spear, or sword or hammer in one hand [varies with song] and the saddle in the other. It's in my house so no one can see my autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVs2givbeGk

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>>42276473

>>42276859
No you dont

>>42277206
>he doesn't pretend to be Micolash and repeats his lines while running

>>42281615
i wish my 32 year old bf would not listen to metal, its one of the few turn off he gives me. its seriously not cute after high school. Also dont listen to "nigger music", assuming you mean kanye and other BS rappers.

>home gym in garage
>last set of OHP
>feeling weak
>walk back and forth staring down barbell like I'm about to whoop its ass
>scream "YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME"
>jump on bench and scream beat chest like a gorilla
>fail my fourth rep
>all the autism for nothing

>>42282006
>he doesn't pretend he's lifting to get S scaling in strength with Kirkhammer

>>42275954
> functional strength
is a meme

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>>42276107
my man

>>42275761
jerk off

>>42277471
not even a Animefaggit but that was pretty good

>>42276045
Samesy.

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Listen to Jojo music and keep my breathing calm as if I was using Hamon.

>>42276531
Missing every shot x 5

>>42283236
Lung gains are important aswell

>>42275912
Going to try this senpai, thanks.

>>42275956
SWEDISH PAGANS
MARCHING ASHORE

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I like to think one day some girl will come up to me and want to talk.

Some day...

>>42276799
>not lifting to Big Brother imagining that a glorious leader is smiling and encouraging you to lift for the nation
not gonna make it bud

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>>42275804

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>>42275804

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I yell like an autistic faggot and headbang for no reason

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>>42275786
I might try this, maybe this will help my plateau.

>>42283638
what's good Eric, love the channel

>>42276103
Try Skalmold.