>"What's really funny is I'm doin' legs

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>"What's really funny is I'm doin' legs all the way over at Gold's. I'm in the middle of the fuckin' gym layin' down. The manager comes over and says, "What are you doin' here?" I say I'm restin'. "Here you're restin'? How come not on a bench or on the leg press?" I say, "I'm restin'." I know I'm restin', I'm restin'. He pulls me into his office, starts givin' me all kinds of questions, y'know, this and that. He says, "Oh, uh, what are you gonna tell us about your routine today, tough guy?" "My usual: zero, nothing! What would I tell you, fuck?" He says, "No, you're gonna tell me somethin' today, tough guy." I say, "All right, I'll tell you something: go do squats in the Smith machine!" Bing! Pow! Poo! Ping! You saw the thread I posted, my head was out here like this. Prick. So now I'm comin' around, y'know, I start to come out of it. Who do I see in front of me? This big prick again. He says, "Oh, what do you wanna tell me now, tough guy?" I says, "Bing, what are you doin' here? I thought I told you to go squat in the Smith machine!" I thought he was gonna shit! Pow! Ping! Poo! Hey, I wish I was big just once.