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>mom buys me a gym membership
>tfw do GOMAD and eat at 2000 calories surplus
>tfw get fat and do starter strength for 3 weeks
>mom tells me im getting fatter and now shes getting worried that shes wasted money on the membership and im not going
>threatens to cancel gym membership
>forces my dad to coach me
>now i have to do meme dad machine lifts
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move out
get a job
become an adult
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>>42269821
yeah okay normie slave
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How old are you op? And you know that gomad is for skinny people right?
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>>42269808
Stop eating like a retard
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>>42269846
i am 21
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>>42269808
Sounds like your mom has the right idea.
You fell for memes, bro.
You ought to do a 5- or 6-day split at this point, eat 500 calories under maintenance, and do LISS cardio for 30 minutes after your lifting. You also get the benefit of spending more time with your father to de-autism yourself and forge a better friendship with a man.
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>>42269808
But that's a lie you stupid faggot idiot retarded faggot. Die in hell.
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T W O
T H O U S A N D
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>is already overweight
>does GOMAD
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