>average height of Mr. Olympia winners is 5'8" >average

Fucking manlets and their shitty threads

When will you learn, OP?

bodybuilders are able to appear to have more relative mass due to their compact size, a lanklet needs much more pure muscle have the same relative size to their frame.

crossfit requires speed for lifts, shorter distance of limbs = faster reps

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>>42263258
>elite crossfit athletes

>>42263258
>masturbate
>rock hard
>push fat back
>look in mirror
>realize a have a nice sized cock and I've spent years being fat

Women don't want to settle for average.

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>>42264409
>nice sized cock

>>42263258
What the fuck is this infographic
Getting trolled hard literally shaped like a penis and impossible to read

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As a 25 year old KV, these graphs hurt less and less

>>42263258

>Mr Olympia winner
>elite cross fit athlete
>desirable

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>>42264409
>masturbate
>rock hard
>damn i look huge
>take photo of my dick
>tfw

>>42264680
I can never escape it.

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>>42263258
>source : misterpoll

>>42266139
HA!

>>42263258
Fine if you want to be average...

>>42263258
>graphics: RAJ

>Hindus have the smallest penises in all humans

topkek I see why the author found the most hopeless data

To all guys coming here to worry about penis size there's this dude on instagram (I think) that measures porn star penis sizes. Most are at about 6-7 inches, very very few are 8 or above, none are 9 and above.

>posting this outdated benis size b8

>>42263258

Girls like girth over length. If its too long, its like he's punching your cervix.

>>42267882
Have you got this guys sauce? Asking for a friend

>>42268136
I think it's like pornstarmeasurements

>>42267882
Think you mean tumblr man.

>>42267917
This, as long as your dick is average length or slightly above then girth is way more important.

>>42268268
I have no idea. I don't use any of that social media stuff. No twitter, no instagram, no snapchat, no tumblr (not even sure what tumblr is about). I've got a Facebook I haven't updated in over two years

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>>42267882
>everyone on fit is at least 7.5x5.5
The average /fit/izen being bigger than pornstars described as big really activates my almonds

>>42263451
>implying this isn't a false-flagging lanklet thread
>implying this isn't a manlet false-flagging as a lanklet false-flagging as a manlet thread
Who knows how deep the rabbit hole really goes?

>>42267917
>>42268284
So what do I do when I'm small and also am not girthy? Just give up?

>>42268477
stats?

>>42268477
Learn how to eat pussy as if your life depended on it

>>42268498
Never measured my girth but It's skinny as fuck(can fit inside a toilet paper roll with room to spare) and I'm 5 inches long at the most.

>>42268394
People with average/small dicks aren't going to post in these threads. Although it could be a number of things such as people measuring wrong and or just flat out lying. The proper average will never be found though just because of how big of an undertaking it would be.

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>>42268527

>5inches

We are never going to make it bro, just accept this.

>>42268535
But people on fit don't just claim above average, they're all huge. And it's not just in dick threads, you go on the daily "waa waa I have so many low T traits", someone will always ask for OP's P size and it will always be fucking huge.

>>42268564
At least we have lifting to look forward to :(

>>42268579
Thats the internet in general though. Not just /fit/, especially now that the girth is better meme has spread you see more people claiming to be 6" girth. Men are insecure creatures when it comes to their manhood.

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>>42263258
>Source: misterpoll.com
I'm glad the used a reliable source

>>42268564
Dont cry shiro

>>42268600
>especially now that the girth is better meme has spread you see more people claiming to be 6" girth.
Yea I've noticed that too
Honestly if someone claims 7x5 or above and add "I always thought it was small" I automatically know they're lying

>>42268527
>can fit inside a toilet paper roll with room to spare
I-is that super skinny? Asking for a friend

>>42268504
Pretty much this. Eat pussy like youre a retard on bath salts and you'll be golden.

Seriously, guys have come in their pants with me and if he gets me off too it doesn't matter that much. As long as you're both satisfied.

>>42268637
Look, girth > length isn't a meme. Women have vagina sizes, just like dick sizes, so a four inch dick could be great for one woman as long as its wide enough. Conversely, if she has a deep pussy then you could be throwing your hot dog down her hall way. It's all about matching, I guess.

>>42268692
>girth > length isn't a meme
never said it was

>>42268692
I personally think its just another way for women to control men since big girth is even rarer than long length. Just more fucking things men need to make up for while women just need to not stuff their face and spread their legs.

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>>42267917
>Tfw average length but skinny penis
I even have to buy smaller condoms

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>>42268504
>>42268677
That is literally gay

I've met Markus Rühl once, he is, according to Google, about roughly 178cm, i am 190cm. He didn't look as impressive as i thought he would, considering his career was over and he didn't have to train for mr. olympia anymore, but still maintained alot of mass, he just felt like a muscular gardengnome and everything felt out of proportion

>>42268650
I don't know the reality of if that's bad or not. I can never tell if people are memeing when they talk about the test or if it's real. It's so difficult to get a straight answer on anything with dick size and it causes me so much stress.

>>42268745
Enjoy never pleasing a woman with your micropenis then

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>>42263258
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>42268760
5" girth is fine for 99% of people.

Below 5" girth is when you should be worried.

>>42268775
It's miserable that my entire quality of life depends on things that I can not change and have no control over. Entire life is fucked because of my dick size.

>>42268795
Just find a girl that doesn't care and or doesn't have a giant vagina.

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>>42268768
Better to live with a small cannoli than to die a finook

>>42268745
Kino my friend, literally nobody around me watched this show

>>42268873
>one of the most critically acclaimed tv shows of all time
Do you live on a deserted island or something.

>>42268637
7.375x5.25 and I always felt small because so many people claim they have big dicks. My first girlfriend asked me my size before she saw it and when I told her it was about 7 inches she said most of the guys she knows have told her they are 8-9 inches. So I was extremely self conscious until she saw it and suddenly thought it was big.

>thin enough to fit into a TP roll technically but dick is bent downwards so not really

does this translate to a "full" feeling in the vagina

>>42268903
Peyronies. Might want to get that checked out bro.

>>42264409
stop posting under your trip. i feel so embarrassed every time i learn a new detail about your pathetic life. please.

>>42268891
Sometime I wonder, but no I live in Paris, even people who are really into cinema (I mean movies/tv shows etc) just know by the name kek

>>42268917
it's not peyronies i don't think

it doesn't bend severely at a certain point, it's more so an even consistent curve, like a well shaped banana

>>42268701
I mean, its just a preference. If she makes a huge deal about it and is a bitch, then yes she's being a controlling cunt. If you ask and she answers, no she isn't cause you literally asked her.

>>42268745
Yeah, it is. I enjoy eating out women, which is pretty fucking gay to do.

>>42268696
You didn't, I was wrong. My bad.

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This kind of pisses me off. I know that women have preferences etc. but what is a dicklet supposed to do? I can't magically grow a longer dong, and I wouldn't make fun of a girl if she wasn't tight enough, so idk why now dick size is super fucking crucial.

I'm 6 inches, will I make it?

>>42263258
>tfw feel insecure about penis
>measuring it puts me at 7in
>tell wife I want to get enlargement surgery
>she says she'll never have sex with me again and I can just fuck sluts that can take it

Feels bad man. I'll never be happy until my dick is 8inches long and 7inches girth.

>>42269333
you will be fine
trying to satisfy a woman is a futile endeavour
women are never truly happy, thats female nature

>>42268435

The rabbit hole goes 5'8" deep. Inside is a very nervous manlet.

>7 inches long
>below 5 inches in girth

Literally a pencil dick. Almost every guy I've ever known or measured against (its /fit/) beats me in girth. What's worse is my brother has a wrist thick girth and 9' inches. Always hearing his GFs go on about it when we're joking around makes me so uncomfortable.

>>42264680
Who is this qt and why do I want her so bad

>>42268650
It is

>>42268806
Giant vagina meme again. Poor you.

>>42267882
I'm 7 inches and ive had girls cheat on boyfriends/ come back to me after breaking off their ex for years at a time. my girth is the only thing ive never measured, i think its under 5 inches, but they keep coming back. i feel so hollow

>>42267882
Im average in length and girth, what i am in for?

>>42264324
O MY RUBBER PLATES

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>tfw manlet
>tfw tall woman fetish

>>42271377
Average sex

>>42268808
Kek

>>42268938
Is Paris really a shithole nowadays? I went there some years ago as part of my french course in high school, we had to drive through some disgusting ghetto to get to the center where you'd find all the sight-seeing places.

holy shit im glad i have a big wang

8 inches here
dick size doesn't matter if girls never see it