what kind of working routine would I need to do to get a body

>>42261707
Trial of grasses

go to the local zoo and jump in the cage with the bears

>>42261707
>stop eating
>do pushups
>fight a bear

>>42261707
>Wander through various countries with no purpose
>Screw everything with a pulse
>Only date bitchy, high maintenance women
>Eat only what you find and catch
>Befriend a manlet and DYEL musician

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GOOOOOOOOOD FUCKIN' MORNIN' GODDAMMIT!

JUST GOT MY ORDER MY KAER MORHEN--MY SUPERIOR THUNDERBOLT HERE--QUEBRITH OF COURSE, QUEBRITH IS MY FAVOURITE. GUYS I DUNNO IF YOU'VE TRIED THE QUEBRITH, BUT YOU GOTTA TRY THE QUEBRITH...

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PROPER POTION OK HERE WE GO. BASICALLY FIRST WE GOTTA PUT THE DWARVEN SPIRIT IN FIRST--VERY IMPORTANT TO PUT THE DWARVEN SPIRIT IN FIRST!

THEN, FOR YOU BEGINNER WITCHERS OUT THERE, YOU KNOW, THAT MAYBE HAVE LOW TOXICITY RESISTANCE LEVELS, YOU CAN ONLY DO 2 SCOOPS OF QUEBRITH--2 SCOOPS IS ABOUT 550% TOXICITY, BUT, YOU KNOW, 550? C'MON! BASICALLY WHAT I DO IS THE TOP DOSE WHICH IS 4 SCOOPS, BUT I'M STILL NOT HAPPY WITH 4 SCOOPS CAUSE I ALWAYS GOTTA OVERDO EVERYTHING, RIGHT TRISS? SO I DO ABOUT 4.5 WHICH GIVES ME ABOUT 1240% TOXICITY...

YOU GUYS GOTTA GET QUEBRITH AND TRY THIS I'M TELLING YOU! FORGET REBIS AND YOU GOTTA DO ATLEAST 4 SCOOPS C'MON GUYS C'MON YOU WANNA KILL BIG MONSTERS YOU GOTTA DRINK BIG RIGHT? C'MON! LET'S GET BIG!

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>>42261900

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>started Witcher 3 a week ago
>tfw Yen reminds you of your evil cunt of an ex and you start thinking about her again

>>42262722
Just romance Triss, Yen sucks anyway.

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>>42261718

>>42262855
I already blew off Triss and I am on Skellige with Yen right now. I am feeling so type of fucking way because Yen is the curvy pretentious bitch with black hair that my ex was. Literally had a dream where I was Geralt and she was Yen.

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20x15 hanging leg raises every day and incline db bench

10 years at Kaer Morhen

Monster Contracts x Failure
Make sure to inject your mutagens.

>>42262902
Thats fucking awesome. Sex Yen though, she's the best.

>>42262855
>>42262722
Read the books you cucks

Triss is shit-tier

>>42263093
How so? I don't remember her being terrible or anything.

>>42263042
what does incline DB bench do that normal DB bench doesn't?

>>42263155
She's a coward, gets pushed around by the other sorceresses pretty much, not to mention Ciri disapproves.

>>42263165
Activate some shoulder muscles or someshit more

Just fucking lift and eat properly you autistic faggot.

>>42263078
Oh yeah she is a hot bitch for sure. It is more so thinking about my ex who I broke up with 8 months ago. She was literally the catalyst for me to hit the gym as hard as I have

>>42263343
Correcto senor. Activates delts and my almonds a bit more

>>42261900
kek

Not even memeing you OP, just do the kinobody warrior program or the greek god program. His stuff is literally geared towards this kind of physique.

>>42263165
Absolutely nothing its just more dangerous. Only idiots incline bp. If you want to train certain shoulder muscles more use db's

>>42262347

I wanna bang ciri so bad, where do find women like her IRL?

>>42263821
Agreed

>OP is not even doing IF and inheriting billions from his deceased father

>>42261707
I went with yen twice. I just don't like triss.

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>>42263310
fuck yen, hate her ugly face, triss is a cutie plus a redhead

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>>42263093
>muh books is superior
I bought the game, I'll end it the way I want and you can't stop me.

>>42264741
Triss is an ugly slag mate
>>42264972
kk

>>42261707
you know he's not natty right? learn to homebrew

>>42261707

>katakan decoction
>ekimmara decoction
>superior thunderbolt

also known as

Clen, Tren, and Test P

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>>42263366
if you romamce both women you might ge tthe bad end i think.

>>42267777
came here to check those quads

>>42263310
>Ciri disapproves.
Ciri isn't the one getting her dick wet.

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>>42262722
I also have this problem. Ex dumped me 3 months ago after 3 years, left me for an ugly , dyel, emotional crutch. I realized my problem is that I just like nasty, bitchy women.

On another note, what do I say to this cute, gymnast Asian to get her to bang me?

>>42261900
>RIGHT TRISS?
Top zozzle

>>42261900

Lel, perfect

>>42269092
id go with "your cute, wanna bang?"

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>>42262347
>>42263984
giv Ciri gf

>>42269417
bad giv poster. BOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>42269417
>tfw no option to fuck Ciri in the game

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>>42269459
Why bad?
Ciri is mine!

>>42262347
It was implied in one dialog in the game ciri is a lesbian.

>>42269512
no you had a choice retard
if you read the books, she literally bang an elf king or whatever

Drink shit load of ale
Never eat
Beat up a bear
Walk aimlessly in open fields
Fight a dummy

>>42269483
Ikr
sad

>>42265809
he's (((((((((((((((((((naturally enhanced)

>>42269665
CIRI IS PURE
AND NOT FOR LEWDS

>>42265791
This

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>>42262722
>romance Triss because best girl, of ourse, Yenn seems like a cunt
>get to Skellige
>realize Yenn and Geralt have far better banter
>that scene where you dump her
>mfw

Triss is for the player, Yenn is for Geralt

Triss = Keira < Yen <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Shani

Just lift, focus on your lats, traps, and deltoids and be athletic. Then cut

>>42269512
shes bi in books
havent played games cuz im not gay

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>>42269882
Shani is the ultimate wholesome qt3.14

>>42269987
geralt fucked shani at 17 :)))))))))

>>42269092
Hey same here. But she realized she was sick of his whiny shit when he went on vacation for a week and she spent half of it at my place cucking him.
Even worse, he forgave her for it.
Told her to stay out of my life since then and I'm in a much better place emotionally.
You'll make it breh, don't sweat it.

>>beauty body mod
>>curvy mod

Aaah that's better. none of this default body bullshit.
Saddens me no one took the Vesemir body so I can play a fat fuck.

>>42261707

OP, just develop your body, if it looks like that great, if it doesn't, you will still look awesome

>>42261707
steroids, because thats what witchers do

>>42269781
Never dumped yen. Couldn't force myself to do it desu.

>>42262855
>>42263078
>redhead cunt
>black haired cunt
I wish you could romance Keira Metz properly.

i wish you could fuck that white haired slut

>>42271375
Keira is a cunt too, only non-cunt is Ciri

>>42271375
At least you can kill her.

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A:
deadlift 2 sets of 5 reps
B:
squat 5 sets of 5 reps
bench and press alternating 5 sets of 5 reps

1 hour of cardio daily

Boom, Geralt.

Not downplaying the body, it's great, my routine currently.

>>42261900
yeahahh buddy

>>42263984
at the gym, usually

rich neighborhoods

rich former athlete's daughters

>>42271375
>tfw Keira was my witcherfu
>fucked up the option during that one quest and killed her

still upset about it

>>42272459
pics?