Banned from gym for one week plus mandatory $80 training session

>>42260045
Is this real or some sort of shitpost?

>>42260045
How did you offend society this time anon?

>>42260066
Real. Before anyone asks they got mad at me for trying to deadlift. It was my second time ever trying it

>>42260045
>>42260074
Same fag OP is about to post something fake and gay sage the thread. Also put me in the screencap

what gym

>>42260097
Wrong

>>42260130
>6/0/5/1
>not samefaggotry going on

I asked a girl if she wanted to help me spot myself and she refused so I spat on her

>>42260152
I went in while it was slow and tried deadlifting 185.
All the youtube videos say drag it up your legs so I was and it made me bleed all over the bar and floor. I went to go get paper towel but trailed blood all over the gym and some old man tattled on me before i could clean it all up

>>42260074
squat plug ejected coming out of the hole

I failed to Press the bar for the 3rd time in a row so I got mad and punched a mirror and cracked it

>>42260152
>help me spot myself
god damn it you fucking retard why would you do that?

>>42260217
this. Why ask for someone to help you spot yourself? You can't spot yourself by yourself?

>>42260182
>cheese grater
come on anon

>>42260199
Sure you didnt just look at the mirror, anon?

>>42260182
And you let your gym treat you like this? I suggest learning how to deadlift, wearing pants if you have bitch shins, and not letting your gym bully you. Mandatory $80? Gtfo

>>42260263
I wasn't looking at the mirror, I make sure not to when I do the Press. I got mad and walked to the other side of the room, mirror only on one wall

>>42260273
they told me to bring pants next time and they will show me how to do it properly. i think my form was ok. better than all the crossfit deadlift compilations

>>42260074
Forgot to tip the squat rack attendant. He wasn't even there though.

>>42260045
Hahaha you're actually going to do what they say. Omg.

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>>42260074
I got caught doing decline bench press

>>42260308
>i think my form was ok
If you're cutting yourself deep to leave a blood trail with 185# (ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS) Then either you're <13, a woman, or deadlifting with poverty tier form. Go give your gym another $80 on top of what you already paid them to lift at their facilities you little bitch.

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>tfw reprimanded and fined $50 for not using a belt and a squat plug

Really regretting the 2-year contract now.

Should have tipped the clerk, then she might have stood up for you

>>42260045

1. Which gym was it?
2. Assuming you're not trolling for replies, there's no way they can force you to pay for a training session, unless they want to show you how to deadlift correctly so you don't get AIDS all over their gym equipment.

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>managed to escape the manlet pit but got caught
>$3,000 fine, no longer allowed to wear footwear, and have a mandatory cartilage removal so I won't be able to reach that high again
This is bullshit

>>42260045
op im gonna steal your thread in a few days.

that mandatory $80 training session obliterated my sides

>>42260499
Your gym doesn't have a box of squat plugs?

>>42260182
Really? You're just a fag, when I set my PR at 405 for 8 my shins looked like heavy flow maxy pads, and no one said anything. Blood was even on the bar, stop letting babyback bitches push you around

>>42262116
The twinks hog them all up even when they're not squatting, it's easier to find a free clamp than a squat plug.