>5'9 >have a gut >today I noticed I have a pretty

Do keto and die of a heart attack.

>>42259347
>The Facebook post that got Trump elected

>Put on mask connected to helium tank
>Let it slowly fill your lungs

Or
>Change your mental attitude
>Buzzcut
>Hit the gym
>Grow a beard

Fentanyl

>>42259347
>So whats the most painless way to commit suicide?

BOY LMFAO if everyone just off'd themself for shit like this there would be only a handful of humans left.

Grow some fucking balls you gaywad. I'm 22 and my hairline is receding. I was on finasteride, but it literally castrated me. Just buzz cut your hair and get your body fat down.

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The basic rule with balding is that you want to shave it before it becomes apparent that you're balding. If you're losing it that fast, you're better off shaving and making it seem like a personal move towards asceticism, and not like you're denying reality.

Besides, there will be mall kiosk hair transplant machines in another decade or so, just be bald until then.