>2017 >not eating your chicken medium rare do you even

>>42250653
Great way to get sick as fuck and pee out of your ass.

>>42251017
you call it peeing out of your ass i call it GETTING FUCKING SHREDDED BRAH

my cat died from eating just a bit of raw chicken

>his immune system is so weak that he can't handle a little raw chicken

kek

>not getting a live chicken, slaughtering it yourself and eating its meat while it's still warm and red

Not gonna make it

>>42251080
Wait hold up, that wouldn't make you sick huh? As long as you ate as much as you wanted in at least 20 minutes or so, and assuming the chicken is a healthy one.

>>42251080
> not just shoving a live chicken into your mouth as far as you can and just chomping until there's nothing left.

>>42251060
S A L M O N E L L A

>>42251193
Can you fags really not handle a few days of shitting a little but more often and feeling a little cold?

I could never imagine eating any meat other than well done.

>>42250653
Friendly reminder that there are Americans in this board and in this thread RIGHT NOW who would happily pay money they worked for to eat this even if there was no risk of bacterial infection, because they prefer its taste and texture and unironically claim that it's the best way to eat meat.

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>not having an immunity to ptomaine
>making it

>>42251103
could still have worms and shit

>>42251043
Sorry for your loss of cat bro

>>42251193
It's chicken dude, not salmon you fucking retard lmao

>>42251970

salmonella is the bacteria you fucking autist

Commercial chicken is disgusting. I rarely eat it as I can't stand that fucking smell.

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Good quality chicken can be eaten raw as sashimi. The difference in the way the chicken is raised, prepared and presented highlights this.

>>42251232
>well done
Fucking barbaric.

>>42250653
Go back to buzzfeed you fucking cancer

>>42252186
whooosh

>>42252214
When I went on holidays to the US all the chicken smelled like pool chemicals. What's up with that?

Can't you just raise healthy chickens?

Jason Genova's already been doing this for years

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP9muBsj2zm/?taken-by=lordvader25

>>42250653
Was this cooked by ja/ck/?

>>42252186
WRONG
female salmons are called salmonella

>>42251499
great idea
put your "worm" inside before you slaughter it

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>>42252439

>he got counter-trolled

trolling is a art

>>42251193
>>42251970
>>42252186
>>42252439

Hoooooly fuck that little exchange just murdered my sides.

>>42250653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rVZng-AnY

>>42251017
how so?
does the bacteria most common to chicken get inside the meat?
the common bacteria on beef does not get inside the meat and is only on the surface?

>>42250653
Raw poultry literally have no taste or texture in it. It's just fucking disgusting.

>>42252566
I am from Europe...

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>>42251043
sleep tight kitter

jack?

Medium steak is the best kind.

You can't prove me wrong faggots

>>42252721
bacteria is inside the meat. salmonella is more common in poultry than beef.

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>that feeling when you eat a cheeky rare chicken breast and then the next day you're out in public and you have to fart and that wasn't a fart

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>>42253595

that feeling when you smell the ground turkey been in your fridge for a week and cook it anyway.... and then take two bites and throw it into the rubbish bin.

>>42253288
Meat creatures have a skin, how does it get inside? I mean sure, if an animal gets a cut and that gets infected then bacteria get in, but it can't just magically travel inside the animal without causing pus / decay /etc

Quit bullshitting us

>>42251017
>>42251193
>>42251499

>being a subhuman piece of shit who dies the moment he eats something that's not burnt to a crisp


Man, modern society really fucked up the gene pool.

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>>42250653

The one and only time I've eaten 'medium rare' chicken was at Wacken 2008 from a charcoal grill stand. It was like 10 in the morning and I was ravenously hungry, drunk and high. In broken English, the woman at the stand insisted the chicken was not done yet, and she didn't want to sell it to us. In broken German, my friends and I convinced her that we didn't care, and we needed that chicken on a roll asap. I will never forget the look of worry and disgust on her face as she handed those chicken rolls over. The texture and squish of that uncooked center was fucking aweful. The flavour of that pink poultry almost made me gag. The after-taste of raw, hot chicken meat was only alleviated by the merciful cold wash of a pint. But goddamn, we ate every last bite.

>>42251260
It IS the best way to eat some meats.

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>>42252345
>The difference in the way the chicken is raised

>tfw my chicken ended up as a rebel terrorizing the streets
Anyone else knows this feel? :(

>>42253677
The living quality of factory farmed chickens is atrocious. They get injured all the time, either on their cages or by scratching at each other, and the rate of infection is incredible. There's a reason why something like 80% of all antibiotics made are given to livestock.

>>42255154
Hey that's bullshit antibiotics are given to them mostly to enhance growth rather than treating infections.

>>42255325
>antibiotics are given to them mostly to enhance growth
Can confirm, I'm making sick gains blasting penicillin.

>current year
>STILL using steroids and not antibiotics
shiggy the diggy

>>42250653
Moron.

>>42252681
pfhahaha

>>42252566
Was reading about this today as there's some bullshit news story that "chlorine bathing" chicken might be introduced in the UK.

Does your chicken really smell like fucking bleach? All if it? What about when you cook it?

This would stop me eating chicken immediately.

>>42251970
I agree with you. This fool probably confused it with chickenellla.

>>42255325
I hope you really do eat rare chicken breast so i dont have to see you stupid posts anymore, even if its a troll

>>42254085
wew

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>>42250653

Well done!

>>42255070
>chihuahua 1
post the rest senpai

>>42250653
There's nothing wrong with eating raw chicken as long as it's absurdly fresh and clean. Chicken sashimi is a real thing.

That said, I would never eat rare chicken unless I saw the bird walking around first

>>42258424
Why's that? Can you tell just by looking at a chicken if it has salmonella?

>>42251274
Wild meat is different than processed chicken dumbass

>>42251043
who cares? It's just a shitty cat.

>>42250653
My favourite cutting food, I lost 8lbs in 1 week! Totally suppressed my appetite for weeks. Can totally recommend 10/10.

>>42258920
Don't cut yourself on that edge there m8

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>>42258920

This shitty attempt in trolling is so terrible it is actually a troll within itself. Well done.

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fuck yeah, ja/ck/ thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

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>>42259644

>>42259644
I literally only came here for ja/ck/

>>42253682
Oh shit look at this alpha he eats raw chicken. I bet his dick is massive.

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>>42250653

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>>42258338
lol

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>>42251193
>>42251970
>>42252681
criminally underrated.

>>42250653
>perfectly cooked
>rare

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>>42255070

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>>42260079
>eating the bait like a newfag
leave

>be me
>cousin (15)
>exclaims "pecs"
>"That's nothing watch this"
>Get an erection right in front of her
>she holds it as we walk down the road
>later at dinner, eat rare chicken steak
>piss out rusty brown water on her leg
>”solid"

>>42252345
Thats fish you dumb fuck

>>42261425
You're thinking of salmon, thats chicken bro theyre close

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>>42251970
people actually fell for this bait

>>42251017
Jesus H W christ. How fucked is your immune system if it can't handle a plank of half raw chicken? Eat a fucking orange once in a while

>>42250653

To be fair, you will definitely lose weight quickly if you eat this.

>>42261444
No, I'm not thinking of Salmon at all. There is more than 1 type of fish you serve rare like that. Plz stop

>>42250653
Get ready to be ill for a few days.

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>pussies so afraid of germs they won't eat superior rare cooked meat

Fucking betas, I swear.

>>42251043
ay yo hol up I feed my cat chicken all the time

you've gotta be trolling anyway, cats regularly catch and eat wild birds, which surely have way more diseases than any store bought chicken would ever have

>>42251232
kill yourself

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>>42261702
r u retarded?

>>42253682
Our ancestors that ate raw chicken died you retard. They cooked it all the way through too.

>>42252681
Oooh fuck. Sides are gone

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this entire thread holy fuck i'm crying

>>42262219
Huh?

>>42252681
MAXIMUM FUCKING KEK

>>42250653
that poor poor man

his intestines are going to slip out of his butt

>>42251043

cats are vermin anyway

>>42250653

>OP`s thinly-veiled attempt at giving retards salmonella
>OP doing God`s work

>>42255070
Why chicken crossed the street?
Because fuck you, that's why.

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>>42251274
>comparing wild game with chicken raised in a box filled with it's own shit and fed other chickens

>>42252345
who cares it doesn't taste good unlike mammal meat like pork or beef when cooked like this

>>42260796
kek

>>42260144
>Medium rare
No, thats raw with a light sear.

>>42264984
>Jack
>vegetables
I don't understand

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>>42251193
>>42252681

>>42261622
>vitamin see
>immune system
WHEN WILL THIS SHITTY PSEUDOSCIENCE MEME DIEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>42264918
if i had to choose between feeding you to lampreys and picking up a sweater a cat was sleeping on i'd send you to the eels without a second thought.

>eating factory meat
>ever
/fit/ confirmed degenerate, sickly, no immune system, tumblr nose, neo-marxist, moloch worshippers, they voted for bernie sanders, never gonna make it, never gonna make it to the end

>>42252586
(((jason genova))) is a subhuman mongrel wretch jew

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>>42250653
>getting salmonella

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>>42252681
nice

>>42251232

i know this is probably a troll but in case you're serious, internal temperature matters more than "doneness". There's a reason the FDA goes by temp. Besides, things like sous vied exist.

>>42264978

i swear to god ja/ck/ is like a living Buster Keaton film

>>42254085
Holy fuck breh.

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>>42259644
fuck me I can't believe there was a time I actually ate chicken

>>42259644
Jesus fuck. Is that all a satire and dozens of layers of irony or is that actually how Americans coock their food?
Nearly threw up.

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>>42266233
>satire
>jack

hahahahaha
no

>>42264984
MAKE IT STOP. .

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>>42266291
never

>>42266263
I gotta stop gag-posting but man, how the fuck do those peaople come up with that shit? How is it possible for an adult person not to develop at least some sort of taste and cooking awareness? I had my time of eating like shit when being a poor fucker living in a dorm but all this is beyond me,

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The absolute state of /fit/
top kek

>>42266308
AS A SOUTHERN EUROPEAN WTF IS THIS AMERICANS

>>42266460
Dont screencap your trash, dumbass

>>42259726
>Bloody Side Up burger
You can't cook beef like you do eggs.

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salmonella without epic golden KEK face

>>42250653
WHEN ARE /fit/ and /ck/ GONNA TEAM UP TOGETHER AND MAKE ME RECIPES FOR GOOD TASTING FOOD THAT HELPS ME MAKE GAINS

MY MOMS FOOD TASTES TOO GOOD SO IT HAS TO BE BAD FOR ME

>>42265887
>exposing his own mental degeneracy as some kind of threat

You are a lesser man than I.

>>42255398
Lel

>>42260819
Of all the damn posts this one made me lose my shit.

i've never been to /ck/ but those ja/ck/s are fucking hilarious and i will start lurking ck from now on :3 ty lads

>>42268864
just don't go to /ck/ during a cut and you're fine

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>>42268864

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>>42260796
lel

>>42266263

Okay, nothing wrong with mixing onion and beans.. Fucking WHY THE MAYO

>>42255325
>I dont know what antibiotics are

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>>42269064
>filename
lel

those filenames im dying here

>>42262436
>that pic
man i miss the mid 2000s

>>42250653
>do you even want to make it, DYEL?
to the hospital?

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>>42269081
>non newtonian chicken

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>>42269137
>not eating mayo with everything and leaving humanity behind

>>42269081
That's a fantastic filename

>>42269101
w...why doesn't he just stop?!
he can see that it's flowing over, yet he keeps going!!!
Has he come to punish us for our sins?

>the oil isn't even hot

>>42257951
>>42269177
>>42255398
1. I don't eat raw chicken I only corrected your statement
2. If you faggots don't know shit about what you're talking about you might as well just shut the fuck up.

>hurrr durrr they're antibiotics so they must only have 1 function which is treating infections huurrrrrr its not like they could be applied in other diseases or for other purposes because they are complex molecules and work in a number of different ways within the body of cattle (or humans) duuuuuuuuurrrrrrr

Fucking retards seriously just neck yourself.

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>>42269137
you haven't seen anything yet

>>42252566
I moved from UK to US and all the meat tasted strange. Eventually I got used to the taste of beef and pork but 5 years later I still cant eat the chicken here unless it's coated in strong seasoning to mask the flavor.

>>42251043
I use to feed my cat the chicken fat every night

>>42269925

The look he gives his son.
>FUCKING DO IT

this thread is fucking gold

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>>42269081
>non-newtonian chicken
>follows einstein's relativity theory instead

>>42262134
>which surely have way more diseases than any store bought chicken would ever have
>I have no idea what domestication does to animals

>>42250653
What do you hope to accomplish? Possibly hurts a completely ignorant newbie that is just seeking help?

Its a little insane to think it can happen but man still fucked up

>>42271753
You really don't get it, do you?

>>42266310
>>42266263
>>42259644
> lazy
> fat
but worse than that
> not knowing anything better
> 0 effort
> mental gymnastics
this is good this is good i have this everyday i make this for myself it must be good how can it not be good i eat this everyday. watch any kitchen nightmare episode ffs

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I love chicken in the US. They put hormones to get them fookin joocy. If i eat roided up little Ronnie Colemans, then I'll get fuckin shredded

>>42271753
i dont think you got the joke there bud

>>42252681
Goddamn, fucking loved this

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>>42258920

>>42266308
I watched that guy for good sandwiches.

Seems I can't trust him for anything else

>>42273047
Nah brah they banned hormones for all chicken. Gotta get dat steak to get dat dere tren