>get gf
>eat out constantly with her and her family
>french fries, beer, high calorie food
>she bakes me sweets
>banging her 24/7
>realize I haven't been to the gym at all
It's been one week and I've been to the gym once. How do I balance this shit out? girls are the ultimate gains goblins!
>>42247861
its called willpower and discipline. you lack it
>dating a fat chick
>admitting it on 4chan
Enjoy your future Boogiebody.
>wake up at 5 AM
>4 shots of black espresso
>HIIT sprints (up a hill if you have hills)
now you have extra room for all the shit you're eating
>>42247964
he didn't say she was fat
>>42247861
That sounds awesome. Just try to work going to the gym back into your routine.
When I started dating my last two gf's (single now) I stopped going to the gym and didn't really pick it back up until we broke up. I don't know why but you lose motivation to get /fit/ when you start dating. You just need to stay motivated and trick yourself into thinking you need to stay in shape for your significant other.
>>42247861
its okay, you were never serious about making it, faggot. fuck off and enjoy your dad bod.
>>42247861
>get gf
>eat her out constantly
>jaw gains like fucking crazy
>>42247861
>>french fries, beer, high calorie food
You don't have to eat/drink these things when you go out.
>>42247861
I wanna form an A-team with carrot cigar gorilla
eat before you go out and don't eat much when out
>>42247861
You're never gonna make it if you let a female distract you from wanting to better yourself.
In fact, it seems like you never truly wanted to make it.