How do I reach Venom Snake mode? Fictional character goal bodies

>>42245838
become a demon x1

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>>42245838
Also bumping for interest, would love to know how to reach 80s operator mode

>>42245838
Enter a coma for nine years and have a Maltese doctor massage your muscles and administer electrical therapy.

>>42245838
Try blasting some shrapnel into your head for starters

>>42245838
Go outside and stop playing video games.

No one in the real world cares about this shit you autist.

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>>42245871
Operator mode is a level mere mortals can never hope to reach.

>>42245891
>autist
Where do you think we are?

>>42245891

Hey, leave him alone, buddy. Or am I gonna have to step in?

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How scrake mode?

>>42245896
You are gay for having this saved on your computer.

>>42245838
Christ I want him to ravage me

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>>42245939
Welcome to /fit/

>>42245939
You must be new here.

>>42245838

Here is a plan that will transform you to Venom Snake, mentally and physically:

>Isolate yourself from everything and EVERYONE for at least 2-3 years
>Do a SEALs workout that includes cardio and strength training
>Start a PMC
>Learn to think in operator mode(Military slang, NATO alphabet, counter-intelligence tactics, learn 3-4 more languages etc.)
>Get almost killed in combat action
>Get depressed as fuck because you lost friends in combat

In 5-6 years you will become Venom Snake

>>42246067
Is making friends with a dog (wolf) and a tsundere mute qt3.14 optional?

>>42246188
No; its either that or start jucing.

>>42246218
Big boss is natty you fucking autist

>>42246239
>Nanomachines
>Natty

>>42246239
But you want to dodge his routine. Its either 1x1 set of mute gf and dog rescuing or hopping on a cycle.

>>42246239
Big Medic was definitely on the juice. He was manlet Auschwitz mode, then like a week later, he's getting dropped off in the desert swole af.

Steroids. In the trip just after the first mission ends in mgsv you can see ocelot administering venom a liquid via injection. I assume this is either steroids or an even more powerful version. Then you need to train as hard as physically possible for several months. Oh, remove your hand and get some shrapnel implants. That part's essential.

>>42245878
actually, venom was pretty dyel up till the boat ride. Ocelot must've put him on a strict training regime.

>>42246265
solid snake used nanomachines dingus, naked/venom didn't, you could accuse venom of parasites though

>>42245891
>>42245939
>summer kids

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Is this achievable natty?

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>2017
>having a manlet as your fictional goal body

ISHYGDDT

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>>42245838
>tfw five year olds have a better body than me
why even try

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>>42245838
How do I reach Larry mode?

>>42246921
Get rid of your soft water filter and increase your calcium intake until the exoskeleton starts forming.

>>42245932
5% nutrition

How long from skelly mode to Guts mode? I got the height, more or less (6'6)

>>42246983
Depends, is your mercenary adopted father selling you into sexual servitude?

>>42247006
No but my real war veteran dad used to beat me.
Is a loose anus necessary for a Guts physique?

>>42245939
And?

>>42247021
Yes, the absolutely need every protein source you can get in you.

>>42246814
play college ball.

>>42247172
I didnt know butt chugging proteins also works

>>42247368
Which is why you aren't guts mode.

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Venom is my goal body

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>>42247401

>>42246407
you mean steroids

>>42246239
Big Boss is Natty
Venom Snake was on a cycle of steroids given by Ocelot. How do you think he transitioned from a 9 year coma to combat ready, especially with his body, in a week?

>>42247401
how the Fuck do you even get your arms like that, do you just ignore biceps and just work the Tri's?