How many times have you been hit on by women in your adult life?

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>>42238849
>at a small kickback
>hanging out in friends kitchen drinking beer
>2 qts come to me, one on each side
>keep laughing at every stupid thing I say
>tell me to come with them
>go into bathroom
>sperg out and think that's weird
>leave them in the bathroom together
>they hookup without me

Autism sucks

>>42239146
ouch

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>>42238849
>one wasn't my type at all and my friend trapped me with her and I rejected it
>other was a fat chick
Only two that I have seen plainly

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>>42239146
No way. That's pitiful and hilarious if true.

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>>42238849
>be 15
>in drama/theatre class
>be friends with a cutie 15 year old
>start hanging out
>she gives hints after hints
>just friends t.me
>one day we're laying on my bed
>she says "I've always wanted to try something" and kisses me
>I kiss her back but wont progress
>another time we were laying on a bed and she said "I know you want to do this" and let me touch her tit
>eventually she becomes frustrated because I never initiate hangouts or text her first
>lose contact with her for years
>eventually she wins the national beauty paegant contest
>she participates in miss universe, is famous now
>I'm happy for her and jack off to the thought of holding her tit when we were teens
>she initiates contact with me after all these years, sending me photos of us when we were younger
>I don't buy into her shit because she's acting different now that she's famous but she is resistant
>eventually end up at her place
>we smoke weed and laugh like we were teenagers again
>she wants me to massage her
>I give her a really good massage with coconut oil all over her body
>eventually it progresses to me massaging her tits with coconut oil
>there's no turning back now
>I must have sex with her
>it's her unfulfilled teenage dream to have my cock inside her
>I fulfill her dream and we have sex
>she gives me the best blowjob of my life
>In the morning she cooks for me, but is cold
>I leave her apartment
>no real contact since, just some lousy texts
mfw I fugged a miss universe contestant and now I'm here writing this on 4chan

>>42238849
A few times. Each time i was oblivious to it

I have women looking at me directly holding eye contact for long periods of time in public.

I feel that I am above average in the face aesthetic department, but I've never had experience with women on an interpersonal level so I have no idea what women are like or think, they're pretty much not even human to me.

>>42238849
0

>>42239362
pix negro

these threads are pointless because mostly its just putting yourself in a situation
in my hometown no one ever comes to me, even though theyre looking at me for a longer period of time. at where i live now, the average girl is a lot better looking and i get approached fairly often
just go to bars, girls always drink themselves to lonely

>>42239362
Don't be a faggot. Pics now

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>>42239392
>>42239408
>believing this obvious lie

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>>42239392
I wish I could desu but you would find out who she is pretty fast from her pics. We're from a nordic country if it makes any difference

>>42239432
>you would find out who she is pretty fast from her pics.
nigga so what, she's already a public persona if she's a beauty contestant

pix or it never happened

>>42239432
How about a name then you baby

>>42239437
Posting her pic wouldn't make my story any more true to those don't believe it, and desu I don't feel like I need to prove anything. If you must jack off to my story, she is about 180cm, slim, blonde, big&nice&fake titties, and hates feminists. Also loves giving blowjobs, she once told me (I learned that to be true that night)

>>42238849
Honestly less than ten, I can think of five right now but I'm only 22.

Lower standards tho- how many times have you noticed a girl trying to get positive attention from you? Because it's much more common that I notice girls notice me and all the sudden the shirts a little lower and the hair is being twirled and they're laughing at my retarded jokes or pretending to care about why snorlax is the best Pokémon.

>>42238849
I can count 7 times since graduating hs in 2012. Every time bar once I was with my younger brother which I found odd since he is dyel af. It would seem like common sense that he'd be repellant but it's not been the case. what's the deal brehs? I never bothered with their advances.

>30something yo panama grill talking about Marilyn Manson at me for 40 minutes and suggests I go to her place with her after work before she goes to the concert
>safeway grill giggling at literally everything I say, mentions I have a flower in my hair (put it there earlier to fuck around and make jokes with bro), I said I put it there to look pretty for her and she blushed [the only one I regret not persuing tbth, looked like a shorter 6/10 Nigella Lawson]
>Walmart grill asking me if I needed help with finding any clothing and saying she'd help me find something that fit, I said "isn't the point to help me take them off", she gave me her number and I tossed it
>black starbucks grill being way too agressive (ty based bay area) including "damn, you think about getting a macchiato? I could get you the drink too" *screeching laughter*
>some hamplanet in target doing everything to contain spaghetti, kept the convo to one word answers
>some milf in jack in the box came up to me after I asked for ranch and said she wanted to get some of my ranch and winked, I told her she could ask the lady at the counter for some
>a 6' blonde waitress from cheesecake factory waiting on me admitted she had 3 shots of tequilla and was telling me how great I look and how I'd probably be a great hugger. hugged her and she held on to that for the longest 10 seconds ever.

I kind of want a pump and dump, but stooping to min wage workers didn't appeal to me any of the times it came up.

Not even a compliment

>>42239468
it would add some spicy flavor to your story you bland scandi pussy
no pix
confirmed never happened

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>>42239468
I wanted pics of you, how much do I have to lift to get qtpi nordick miss universe to give me blowjobs and sex

When I was 17, sitting at Wendys, girl with huge tits sat down in front of me and started flirting with me, I even touched her breasts. She was 20. Unfortunately I didn't have a car or my own place so I couldn't do anything with her. She must have thought I was older.

Mostly everyday women approach me or flirt.

>>42239496
Who's got a lower chance of being a serial killer cannibal rapist- the sketchy dude alone at the bar staring her down for half an hour or the dude who came with his little bro and is laughing and having a good time and being nice to his sibling?

It sounds weird but chicks have to consider this stuff when they're trying to cop some dick.

I experience this too, whenever my younger sister and I go out I get hit on doubly because we're clearly siblings and she is a girl, so I'm probably not some cringey misogynist serial killer type to chicks hoping to meet a hook up at a bar.


Girls like dudes who are attractive and fit, but being wealthy looking and well socialized (yes by society's standards) will get you more.

I'm above average in facial looks. Because of this, I've never been able to tell when girls are flirting with me or not. They have always acted this way and I have never really been able to tell unless they've started just touching me or something. Anyways...

> Be me
> 20 & in college
> Go to college party
> Looking for bathroom, but open bedroom door & two girls are making out in bed
> Two girls look up & see me
> They say "Join us!"
> I hear "Anon, it's your turn!" (We are playing beer pong)
> "Gotta go, it's my turn!" I say to the two girls that just asked me to join threesome
> It still bothers my to this day

I'm a in shape bartender. Id say twice a month I get a serious comment/opportunity.

>>42238849
after I passed the age of 18 a women has never so much as glanced my direction

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The stephanie at the top is also playing her hand aggresively in trying to hang out.

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>>42239521
Here's a pic of me, pls no bully, also remember I didn't fugg her because I'm /fit/, I fugged her because it was her teenage fantasy of a platonic relationship, and her winning the beauty contest was completely unexpected, it just makes it a better story desu desu. I still remember her like when we were 15

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>>42239551
You're a tough man, I'd have killed myself within a week.

>>42239551

> "Gotta go, it's my turn!"

Man... that's pitiful. Did you see the two later on that night? Were you drunk?

>>42239678
>hmmm i need a tat
>fuck why not a bear?

lmao looking good though, proof that you don't need roids

>Back in senior year of high school
>Sitting in class next to a qt
>Access the room the token flamboyant gay black kid points out that I have really nice calves
>At that point I had never once done leg day or worked out in general
>qt next to me looks under the table at my legs
>Agrees verbally with accidental wingman

Ended up dating. She had cute nipples and a godtier ass.

Twice, both were ugly and slightly drunk.

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Only once, and this was when I was a skinny twink fuccboi

>be in public speaking class
>cute lil' latina, slightly chubby but also big bum
>very warm, friendly, sociable
>I'm an autist but also shameless
>most people in the class just suck at talking to each other
>we hit it off because I just talk about random shit and come across as nice
>semester ends
>decide to "study for finals" together
>we actually study
>suddenly prodding questions
>asks me if I'm religious
>"I don't really think about it too much, I respect religions for the communities they foster and the people they help though, how about you?"
>"I am a Catholic and I believe Jesus Christ is our true lord and savior and without god in our lives we would be lost sheep in this world. People who live without God are full of sin and eventually doomed to a life of damnation"
>"You should come to my youth group anon I'm sure you'll like it we discuss moral philosophy and religion and I think it would help you"
>o-ok
>never see or talk to her again
>mfw I got hit with the Jesus question

>>42239787
T-thanks :') also congrats on getting it right, alot of people say wolf or some completely other animal. I love animals man even though I eat them

>>42239891
Congrats on sleeping with that girl anon, nobody can ever take that away from you

>>42239386
Iktf

Never

>>42239678
more upper chest, but lookin good elsewhere, also jelly of this lighting

One time and it was a really ugly chick. I tried to be as autistic as possible to stop myself from smashing her because I was wasted as all shit. Needless to say, it worked out well

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>go to party
>super hot blonde at beer pong table
>she's the center of attention
>I move in and start talking to her
>we end up playing on the same team and eventually go dance
>she says we should go somewhere a little more quiet
>we go to the garage and we're there by ourselves
>we talk the whole night and it's great
>she says "I'm not like other girls I don't really hook up with guys on the first night"
>saying this as I'm feeling up her thighs cuddling under the blanket
>night starts coming to an end
>roommates that gave me a ride there say they're leaving
>fug I won't have a ride home if I stay here with this hot girl
>she says she's gonna change into something more comfortable
>i walk out of the garage and she's literally in lingerie
>autism intensifies
>tell her I have to go
>she looks confused as fuck
>hug her and get her number before I leave
>text her later, but she never texts back

Alot of time but it's by really disgusting girls.
Not gonna go the whole nice guy route, but atleast i want a grill to take care of herself if she wants to be dateable.

I'm good looking and I've been hit on clearly like twice in my life or so, at age 30.

Women just like to make it clear they are approachable and wait for you to hit on them.

Every time I go out to bars/clubs
Sometimes when I'm just doing day-to-day shit

>>42239827
Im not religious myself, but religious girls are the best option in 2017. Way more traditional and femine, usually hate feminism and less likely to cheat on you

>>42238849
Go grannies count?

>>42241166
I couldn't date a girl if she was as religious as the chick in the greentext.

I've actually been flat out hit on ("Anon is hot as fuck") by two hot girls fighting for my attention. Also had some girls get all physical and hold my hand.

Apparently I'm a 3/10 in looks though and I didn't even lift back then and wore track suits, so maybe the personality meme has some truth to it, I used to be a loudmouth bad boy, now I've calmed down and don't get any attention from females even though I lift and dress nice.

>>42241235
Yes

I get it a lot and I'm a fat dyel, must be charming or something.

>>42239496
>some milf in jack in the box came up to me after I asked for ranch and said she wanted to get some of my ranch and winked, I told her she could ask the lady at the counter for some

kek alpha as fuck

>>42239891
how the fuck can anyone not guess it's a bear?

>>42240734
That last part hurt to read

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>>42238849
Many times except 65% of the time I was too damn insecure to act on it. When I look back in retrospect I cringe at my stupidity and slight innocence. Eventually when i realized my potential, I ended up satisfying my sexual desires.
It's a mind state guys. Sure being handsome helps a lot. But self confidence does go a long way. Even if you don't get a 7-10/10 all the time, you'll never have to go home alone with your right hand.

More times than I can count. Probably way more than I myself have tried. Although that is not to say all of them have been attractive, and im picky. So...

>>42241687
How often do you get girls, and how often are they 7+/10?

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>Flying alone from Monetgo Bay, Jamaica to New York
>Cute flight attendant gathers those forms you have to fill out to enter the land of the free
>asks me where I'm from but I assume she was just being polite and think nothing of it
>as we are about to land and the attendants have to be seated she passes me, says "I really like your hair", and hands me a napkin
>has her name and number

The guy next to me seemed to be enjoying the moment even more than me.

anyway pic related, it's one of them.

>>42239948
Thanks senpai :-) sometimes I wonder what autism prevented me from making a move on her when we were teens, but I must live in this dimension I guess.

>>42240517
Chest has always lacked for me, I gotta try to target it more, esp. upper chest. Thanks for tip desu, also yes I love that lighting as well!

>>42238849
I'm sincerely unable to count as I have a 10/10 face (manlet and barely out of dyel-mode though). Same for guys hitting on me.

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>>42243428
2nd from the left?

>>42241644
Idk I guess in the pic you can see it better, or then some people are just bad at recognizing animal tattoos. Bears are awesome spirit animals, the're nordick, strong and rub their back against trees anytime they fkin want to

>>42243428
Please tell me it was the blondie on the front or the brunette on the left. Did you ever meet up?

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>>42243636
it was the blonde senpai, but no, I had a connecting flight. Not returned to the states since but we follow eachother on insta and whatever, so some day maybe.

>>42239362
Sounds like she was fantasizing about it in the sense that even though she's a beauty pagent competitor, you still rejected her. Once she got what she wanted she didn't want much to do with you

Of course that may not be all or may be wrong, but I'm basing it on info given

A few times, usually from fairly mediocre women or sluts

I don't think there is such a thing as a genuinely hot, prime girl trying to get someone to fuck her. She can sit there and have a swarm around her 24/7.

I thought I could get /fit/fa and looksmax and have the 10/10 come to me but I ended up having to go out of my way to make an effort to get a hot chick

>>42239146
you almost certainly avoided a disease
>tearing yourself up over dodging dyke whores

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>>42238849
too many to remember really, even had couple of stalkers.
One showed up at my house and told that we needed to talk. She was bonkers.

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>>42243428
>>42243809
Why doesn't shit like this happen to me. I'm not ugly or an Adonis. But come on man

>>42243809
Can you post a pic of your hair please? I want to see the magic she was attracted to

>>42243822
This is what I think happened too. It's too bad because, I honestly saw us nothing more than friends back then. I only started fapping to her when she won the beauty contest. I know I'm pretty autistic but maybe I didn't think of her in such a sexual way when we were younger

>>42238849
0 times. I've been told by my female friends that they're surprised I've kissed two girls and only had sex with one (20 yo). Hell, my ex gf, didn't believe me for the longest time. In my friend group, out of the guys, they say I'm the best looking one. Even my Tinder date last night said my pictures don't do me justice and that I'm much more handsome in person. It's weird.

I've had some older women hit on me or compliment my looks but never a younger woman (30 or below). A few times I've had people with me tell me that a girl was attracted and putting out signals, but I rarely see it that way. I have had a couple girls look at me with that wide-eyed way too long eye contact but I'm always too much of a pussy to act on it.

>>42239362
Sorry to say but the sex probably wasn't as good as she imagined it would be, or the chemistry wasn't right. I actually had this recently.

>>42239146
nah, understand that being a filthy ddegenerate and having potential sex in a public bathroom is the epitome of a man without worth.

Find a women you wanna invest into and grab her by the hand, lead her to prosperity. We are men, not whores. inb4 muh fedora, quit thinking banging random sluts is awesome and leet, normies need to kill themselves Every whore you fuck devalues you

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>>42243428
blond>black girl>man>left>last one

Happened during college with a whale
>on the brink of blacking out
>she grabs me and starts grinding my dick against a wall
>turns around and starts to make out with me
>think that i can probably get a bj out of this
>get into the make out
>grab her hand and bring her upstairs to my room
>she starts sucking my dick
>let her keep at it for a good 5 minutes, I do not want to fuck this bitch
>her friend opens my door and tells her to leave
>laughing my ass of thankful for this interruption
All in all ok, but there is a picture of me making out with her that exists...

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Like 5 times, but they were all black, so that's only 3 times when you abide by the Three-fifths Compromise.

>>42239319
3-4 times, 3 of them were not worth it, the other one I dated for a bit, she has some emotional issues though and fucked a couple dudes after we broke up (she was a virgin when we started dating, desu could have been bs)

Once when I was like 19 or 20
>go to bar
>sitting at table with friends
>morbidly obese and somewhat grill at the table beside us eating mozzarella sticks
>keeps trying to give me one
>lie to her and say I'm vegan
>she asks if I want to dance
>tell her I don't know how
>she says I look like a good dancer
>she shows me the ring she's wearing, asks if I like it
>takes it off and hands it to me
>tells me to guard it while she goes to the bathroom
>once she comes back I give her the ring back and gtfo

To be fair, she may have been slightly retarded, idk.

I've had more gay dudes than women.
Am I making it f-fit?
> not gay either

>be me 6'5 and not awful looking, this is before I started lifting

>be on cruise, chilling with this slut
>be kinda drunk, she's telling me about spanx (spanks?)
>ask her what spanx are
>she takes her pants off in the middle of the hallway
>asks me if she can watch me piss with a boner (because apparently, guys can't piss with boners)

>in class, sitting next to this chick who's friend I used to date
>she has my number for some reason, whatever.
>sends me this crazy bondage video of her keeping ginger in her ass for like 30 min
>asks me to whip her with an electrical cord until she bleeds
>that'sGoingToBeANoFromMeDog.jpg

>talking to this girl my brother knows
>super hot, inexperienced
>chatting, nothing comes of it
>three months later get an image of her spread eagle telling me to come over and fuck her
>go over to her house, her religious parents are standing there holding her cell phone
>they ask me to come inside... absolutelyFuckingNot.jpg
>got the fuck out of there

>at a bar, drinking away my sins
>this chick comes in and sits down next to me
>within ten minutes asks me to leave with her
>we go to some shitty motel
>I fuck her, she has me choke her out while we're fucking
>serious issues are coming out
>she tells me to do her without a condom
>I do because I'm a fucking moron
thank god I didn't get super aids.

>Be me, 16, at a family reunion
>cousin and I are talking, both sober
>she asks me to come into the bathroom with her
>say no
>shit gets awkward
>we don't talk for about a decade
>she's a computational astrophysicist now
>we're in the same grad program, I've been avoiding her
>I'm going to her sister's wedding in a few months
>let's hope she pretends like nothing happened because I will not fuck my cousin.

Life on easy mode gentlemen, I can post up some more if you guys want.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

oh and those were just the hot ones

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>>42238849
A uncomfortable amounts of times, I would guess maybe 300 or 500 times, I a cute face and I always looked like I lifted weights even when I didn't, I used a lot of bumbells when I was in my formative year's and I sort of yept the build, I naturally have chad genetics, my father was known as "The Russian" and "Adonis" for being incredibly shredded.
I also have an obsession with looking good at all the times and the confidence of feeling good looking is incredibly addicting.

>>42238849
Zero

I've always had to pursue.

>>42238849
Couple times
Helps that I'm the only brown guy in a white town

>>42245315
pajeet?

>>42239146

Wow.

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>>42239496
>>some milf in jack in the box came up to me after I asked for ranch and said she wanted to get some of my ranch and winked, I told her she could ask the lady at the counter for some

>>42245612
Yessir

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>>42243970
You're right about the sex part, for some reason I never put the best effort into the most beautiful girls I've fugged, it's pretty weird but I kind of enjoy delivering a mediocre/bad sex experience if the girl is really good looking. The average and not good looking girls I fugg like animals, and also with them I have had some of my most memorable fugging experiences.

>>42244005
Oh man I can see why the girls like you, you look like Jesus

>>42238849
Never hence hitting the gym. Maybe when I was younger in my teens going to adult parties but that was the alcohol talking and I was too autistic then to know.

>>42239551
depending on how you said it this could have looked alpha as fuck

like if you said it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator kind of way, obviously without the accent
like you were kind of disgusted at them

or if you laughed while you said it as if you were too good for them

but you probably didn't do either of them

>>42244775
whose*

>>42246474

Yup, I was (and am) on a shitload of caffeine when I wrote that.

just once (at shitty part time job whilst i was in college) and i sperged out. she was actually pretty hot as well

8-10 times I guess

>>42244005

My hair is similar except blonder and longer. There is a huge niche of women who really like the style, from my experience.

>>42238849
At least several times a week, often several times in a night.

I work in a club. If you're even mildly attractive and non-autistic, women will straight up select you.

>>42240734
You belong here

America and Western Europe: I get directly hit on a fair bit by many girls I meet via friends and in clubs/bars.

In Eastern Europe, though, women are far more conservative and making a strong first most is practically unthinkable to them. So, here I mostly just get smiles or overly submissive behavior as signs of interest.

>>42244005
Jesus.

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I get hit on a lot. But I sperg.
Really only cougars have really been aggressively flirty with me.

>Two days ago invited to a work party for my old job
>Really close friends with my direct co workers and my boss likes me so whythefucknot
>bosses work friend since forever is there and is already flirting with me
>Throughout the course of the party keeps bringing me shot after shot
>stuck alone and end up going at it
>old boss walks in
>just say s-sorry and go back to making out
>end up going into the bathroom
>friend says "my son is in the other room"
>keep going at it until my DD starts yelling around for me. (she was ready to leave)
>"You should probably go with your friend there"
>end up leaving and blue balled like a motherfucker. Still dont remember her name

a-am I alpha yet?

Well, most girls see me as the creepy guy so..... maybe once or twice? Whenever girls want to get with me I think seriously? Something's gotta be wrong with you.

>>42238849
I was raped by a girl in college. I was drunk as shit and didn't want to fuck her (fatty), but couldn't really do anything. Not a great experience, but it was free sex and I didn't catch anything.

I got flirted with hardcore by this ultra hot latina back when i was in college at a campus job

she would always call be a loser, say i had no friends, was a virgin, was autistic, etc in front of everyone

she was negging me so hard bros

>>42247971
>>42247971
>>42247971
literally any time a girl said they wanted to be my boyfriend through the first 18 years of my life i assumed they were taking the piss or they were joking around with their friends. like i could not see myself being with anyone at all and if i said 'yeah sure' then they might turn around and go 'haha just kidding anon what a loser!'. needless to say my romantic life has yet to flourish even at 24.

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>>42238849
>girl I'm interested in turns me down at new years party
>her friend who half heartedly tried to hook us up for me straight up asks to fuck
>music is loud
>couldn't hear her
>end up not taking her upstairs and banging
>mfw thinking back on it

>gym is having BBQ
>girl that has a crush on me also there
>always play fight with her
>she gets super drunk later into the night
>most people leave at this point
>she's trying to hold my hand constantly
>eventually passes out with her (not attractive) bi friend on my lap
>still holding hands
>go inside because its cold out
>bi friend leaves after a bit
>wait for her to wake up
>drive her home
>she initiates kiss when I help her out of the car
>she kisses me again after we get the door open
>go back to car and tell her I'll see her at the gym

>still virgin

>>42248073
Dude what's your issue? Lower your fucking standards geez.

>>42248073
if you couldn't hear her how do you know she asked to fuck?

>>42248129
I asked her to repeat and then I heard what I thought I sort of heard. But my virgin brain was still trying to comprehend that a complete stranger unironically asked to fuck without even bothering to flirt.

Twice. Both when i was a DYEL skelly.
>be autistic but fairly goodlooking
>class brad jokingly propositions that i have a threesome with him and his gf
>his gf is a solid 7.4 and a notorious slut
>think he's joking so go along with it
>he tells me he can't because he might get jealous
>okay..
>2 weeks later her orbiter tells me that brad and stacy want to talk to me
>go over to them
>they ask me to join them in the toilet
>i think they're joking
>go with them anyway
>he sits down on the toilet and she rides his dick
>she pulls down my jeans and blows me
>after we finish awkwardly walk back to class with brad
>everybody finds out
>the next day he sucker punches me

>>42248183
>the next day he sucker punches me
kek why

>>42238849
Never

>>42248233
He didn't want it, but she kept pressing him into it. I'm assuming it was just a spur of the moment thing and after the word got out he was embarrassed/jealous.

>>42243914
>Everybody assumes you were one of those guys who lost his virginity at 15 and had many partners in teen years.
>Everybody assumes you must be going out with girls on a regular basis
>People tell me how x,y and z qts used to have a massive crush on me and were too intimidated to talk to me.

I had one lousy ass drunk blowjob from some 4/10 and shitty sex with some bitch I had convinced myself that I loved, was maybe 6/10.

This is why I've accepted that lifting won't help me with women.

>>42248269
brad sounds like the ultimate cuck. are you black?

>>42248269
>yfw class brad was a supreme beta
What kind of disgustingly pathetic man lets his gf demand a MMF threesome

my favorite autism moment was after an art modeling class, one of the frosh followed back to the elevator and asked me some stupid questions. Bear in mind she had been looking at my naked body for 110 minutes previously.
I just wanted to get to me next gig so i blew her off and she had this amazing look on her face, like I was a complete and utter moron, which is true.

anyway, Catholic colleges suck, but $18/hr to swing my dick and balls in front of teenagers?

fcuk yeah

>>42238849
I met a girl during a summer trip and talked pretty much only once for a longer time. When I met her a year after, we hung out more and she basically admitted she was in love with me for the whole year but didn't dare write because she was afraid of rejection.
Still didn't fuck her though.

>>42248302
No, i'm white
>>42248320
It was strange. I ended up bumping into his gf on a packed train not to long afterwards and attempted small talk thinking it could lead to something more, but she practically blanked me and was more interested in her phone.

>>42248320
In my experience there are quite a few brads that got extremely pussywhipped by their girlfriends in HS. They were usually with the hottest girls but still kinda cucked out to them .

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Twice, surprisingly, when I was a lardfat. But I rejected both of them sharply

As I got fit I also adopted a cold demeanor. I get many more mires but no approaches

>>42247764
Any tips on how to get the most out of the experience as a person who has never been to a club? My sister is insisting on dragging me to one next week

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>be me
>at poolparty at this girls house
>no flirting with her whatsoever during the party
>people start leaving
>"you guys can sleep here if you want"
>"okay"
>im the only one who takes her offer along with her other girlfriend
>so we go upstairs into her room, there's no sofa or anything else than her bed to sleep in
>me, her and friend get into her bed, it's tight as fuck so she's basically laying on top of me
>i scratch her back and she's scratching my chest, can hear her start moaning
>we start kissing and at this point friend leaves
>"you're very nice to look at"
>"t-thank you"
>i start eating her out
>"erection.exe is having problems booting, would you like to troubleshoot?"
>I drank all fucking day and dick isn't working, I literally want to drown myself in pool
>"Listen, I've had way too much to drink today I don't think my dick is gonna get hard"
>"Oh... Okay. This was probably a stupid idea anyways, I'm kinda seeing someone"
>we fall asleep
>next day friend jumps into bed and we're all talking again, they run downstairs and I get dressed
>go downstairs
>Mother, sister, her, friend, and fucking dad is eating breakfast
>"H-h-hello"
>Dad just fucking stares at me
>"Thank you for yesterday I have to get to work in 2 hours"
>Run out her house

Atleast I'm "nice to look at"

>>42238849
5 or 6 times off the top of my head. Although I am a fairly introverted person. 3 of those occurred during high school. The other 3 were when all I did was walk to work up the street from my house and go home. They were all co-workers.

>>42244114
why has a fat girl never harassed me? am i that ugly?

>>42238849
Happens often enough. But its usually older women or fat chicks. Women who know they are attractive usually shit test.

>>42243989
Real talk niqqa

>>42248822
FUCKING MADE IT BRUH

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>>42238849
>eat at Moes southwest grill everyday at last job
>always accidentally mire qt cashier, wears really short shorts everyday
>come in with friend on my day off
>friend checks out and goes to leave
>when I check out the cashier leans in, tells me "I just want to tell you that you're so handsome" with a gushing smile
>laugh nervously, say thanks and walk off
>never go back until I see she's not working there

I'm 50/50 on whether she was put up to it as a joke by her coworkers. Very strange encounter.

>>42244005
How do you take care of that hair? I want to keep it longer.

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>>42248822

I'm a woman and get approached every now and then. Last week it happened twice when I was walking on a street - other one was some Asian business man and the other one some skinny Ahmed who was probably like 18.

I've never been approached by a white, sober man. Therefore I'm a never had a bf master race at the age of 23 despite not even being a fatty.

>>42249204
Try approaching them yourself, or at least be obviously open to them approaching if you want a white man.

>>42238849
>At work
>Stocking vidya games on the shelf
>Hamplanet with a cute face starts talking about vidya games, says we should go back to her place and play some
>I do, we fuck

>Same job, helping them unload the truck
>qt girl is giving me shit about being good looking
>Calls me "pretty boy" and other similar shit all the time
>One day call her "pretty girl" and she blushes hard af
>kawaii desu xd
>Tries to ask me to go to her place after work sometime around there
>Make an excuse because I wanted to go home and play vidya
>She gets offended, doesn't really talk to me anymore
>Oh well, she was crazy. Found out she had a kid with one of the managers there about a year later

>At work at a different job
>Tall thicc blonde girl my age and I drink a few beers with the manager after the restaurant closes
>She tells me she's too drunk to go home alone, wants me to come (she was hardly drunk, obvious goy ploy)
>She was as dumb as a sack of rocks, I didn't want to fuck so I convince the manager to take her to his house (lel)

>Texting another girl about work
>I say "Fuck me, we're getting slammed right now" during a dinner rush
>She replies "I wish I could do both right now..."
>We fuck after work

Not adult life, but
>Talking to a qt3.14 friend in high school
>I was a fatass at this point, no confidence
>Showing each other music and getting baked
>Show her "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk (when it first came out)
>She tells me "I bet you chose this on purpose" and winks
>I somehow convince myself that she was joking around and didn't wanna bone
>That smoke session ends up going no where
>missedopportunity.mp4

And there's more, but those are the most obvious ones I've had

>>42249232
I don't dare to approach them. Since they don't approach me, I'm afraid that they consider me unattractive and that their reactions would be as seen in this thread. "Some lame uggo approached me and I told her that I can't talk right now cause I forgot my lighter on and my cat in the oven."

>>42238849
19 now and barely heading to college, so I'll fill in with my teenage story instead. This is a simplification.
>16
>Random 21 yr ol cutie I met online starts RPing with me and very soon does lewd calls with me. She continued this even though she had a bf and I was a whole damn foot shorter than him and her.
>Breaks up with her bf and we date long distance for a year
>Ended because her college life + depression caused her to have an emotional outburst at me where she kept going "It's not you, I'm not worthy enough for you!"
>Blocks me from all things, but a month later begs for me again while she's with another dude.
>Got nudes then dumped her for good; because revenge that I somewhat regret but whatever
>Meanwhile, now 17, a girl about my height with huge tits flirts with me and gets my first kiss. She says I'm a bad kisser, but an amazing hugger.
>Goes well until I graduate HS and her family gets angry as she was 16 and I was 18 now, thus we ended it. I helped her date someone her age, and it worked well
>18 and single
>Get hit on by some girls, but always underaged lately and I feel creepy now so I don't do shit.

I don't know what they see in me, especially when I'm a a SpicManlet. But it has made me quite confident in my abilities to date people.

>>42248160
>But my virgin brain was still trying to comprehend
ive had this one happen to me too.

>>42238849
Used to happen on Tinder alot before I stopped using it.

If that doesn't count, twice off the top of my head, both in the same year.

One girl flashed me her vagina.
The other flat out gave me her number and said yelled "Make sure you call me!!" infront of many other women. was hot too.
>felt good mayn

>>42249273
>'m afraid that they consider me unattractive
men dont rate women as harshly as women rate other women. there is a small percentage of men who would turn down any girl offering sex.

>>42249311
>bad kisser, but an amazing hugger
beta af

>>42244217
Hue hue hue

>>42249251
Oh god I forgot my most spaghetti one yet

>At work at same job as the vidya game stocker
>New girl in my department starts her first day there
>5'10"-ish, slim, latina, nice ass
>I'm the only normal looking dude there that isn't 100% sperg (or so I thought)
>She gravitates to me for advice about the job
>She starts following me, asking me if I have a GF and all that shit
>I deflect because at that point I'm still a virgin and she was way out of my league
>End up bowl cruising after work a few times
>One night we're finishing a bowl, and I ask her to drop me off because I'm tired AF and wanna work out in the morning
>She basically ignores that and says we should go to her place and watch Netflix
>She basically asked me to come over for Netflix and chill
>We get to her place
>"Hey, my roommates are gone ;)"
>Awkward silence on the couch between a few laughs because That 70's Show is bretty gud when you're baked
>An hour of us not talking, just watching TV with an unfortunate pile of blankets between us on the couch
>She says she has to go to bed soon, gives me a ride back to my place
>Acts totally disinterested after that

I still cringe when I think about this one. All I had to do was make a move and we would have boned. We reconnected over Snapchat and I found out recently that she lives practically right next door to me. We both moved to the next town over, and it's been about a year or so since we hung out. We've asked each other to smoke since then but our schedules never line up and she has a BF now so I feel like any potential we had to bang is kinda dead in the water

>>42249353
did you call her

>>42249365
I don't see any reason why I'd straight up offer sex to anyone. Ideally I'd find someone who fancied who I am as a person, not just agreed to masturbate with my body cause he was horny.

>be me
>senior in high school
>at the lunch table
>7.5/10 sophomore qt starts sitting at our lunch table
>we just all joke around and talk during lunch, no big deal
>she always jokes around with me
> one day she sits across from me
>she initiates footsies
>this continues for a few minutes
>next thing I know, her foot (without shoes, just socks, starts rubbing my crotch/thighs
>BONER.EXE
>looks at me suggestively

>long story short, I fingerfucked her in the staircase later that year and she gave me the best head I ever got in my car

>fast forward another year and I finally met up with her when her parents were gone and fuqqed her amazing pussy and fingered her bootyhole

>fast forward another year and we're going to the same uni and she wants my "big dick" again

This thread makes me very lonely. I came here to live vicariously through the stories, but it backfired. Anyways I've never been hit on, but I've been used by my female friends to help them get hit on. Not that they needed it, but according to them I would weed out the losers somehow.

>get text from friend she is going out to a bar with friends and if I want to go
>follows it up with "we're going to hook you up"
>I believe the lie every time
>as the night progresses I usually find myself being asked by one of the girls to sit with her to ward off guys from hitting on her
>it never works and she usually ends up going with them
>this has happened at least eight times with eight different girls
>wasn't even interested in these girls but it feels like I'm getting cuckolded
>I'm now friends with a few of the guys who banged them since they ended up as serious relationship
>I'm even a groomsmen in a wedding
>still alone and never seen a boob

>>42244775
i was intrigued, until i realized this was a clever "can't fuck my cousin shitpost"

>>42249975
>"Oh anon ur such a good friend"
>Crying rage feel. Jpeg

>adult life
0 times that I've noticed
It's possible that I was getting hit on hard and I'm just too autistic to realize, but I'm DYEL as fuck so probably not

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I've had 4 times where I autism'd out. I'll type the stories up but all I have is my phone so it'll take a while.

First girl - first out of two different times.

>be me 19
>work at mcdicks as crew
>have a female manager I want to take to pound town
>were always flirting and playing around
>always a little too close and always a little too touchy feely
>even when we hang out at our friends house she's always in my lap
>there's a catch she has a boyfriend not to mention the fact that he thinks I'm his friend
>she invites me to a Halloween party with her, her boyfriend, and a few friends
>get there have fun getting wasted and playing drinking games
>an hour passed by and the boyfriend passes out, he'd been sober for two years so hella light weight
>she decides she needs to take me upstairs to "show me how big the rooms are"
>friends just stay quiet and snicker
>we get to the master bedroom and immediately she turns around and her hand is down my pants around my dick
>her hand on the back of my head trying to shove her tongue to my throat
>holyshit.wav
>I'm wanting to fuck the shit out of her so badly
>but a thought comes crashing down on me
>her boyfriend is passed out literally a floor below me
>I may be an asshole who can be extremely cold and distant but I'm not some cunt that will violate the bro code and fuck some dudes girl while he's passed out 15 feet away
>I tell her I can't
>she's disappointed but we go backdownstairs and continue drinking till sun up
>we never speak about what happened

Second time
>fast forward about 7 months
>she invites me over to do some drinking with her friends
>I'm 19 so why not free alcohol
>get there have fun drinking and playing poker
>we go on a beer run together
>in our way back she starts telling me about how she hasn't had sex in so long that whoever she did it with would have to just lay back and she'd do all the work
>says she's literally dripping right now thinking about it
Cont.

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>>42250005
>my spaghettidroppage.exe file activates
>I come up with some bitch was excuse about how I have to get back home because of a "curfew
>we never talked again after that

Second grill - this one kills me the most because she was so far out of my league yet I still managed to chicken out

>be 21
>manager at mcdicks now
>I'm a pretty chill manager, don't fuck me over and I won't be a dick to you
>have a few crew members that I flirt back and forth with but nothing really comes of it
>just your usual food service flirting
>until this one Hispanic chick starts working there
>she's fiery, and funny, and upbeat bitch is a SOLID 9/10 Like I mean dudes were coming up to her and being like wyd after work?
>we joke around for a while and start flirting and talking outside if work
>talk about life, dreams, past relationships, what we want, etc.
>I'm digging her more and more
>smoke weed together every week or so
>she gets horny as fuck when she smokes
>we go out to the lakes on a warm beautiful summer day
>have the best day I've had in a long time
>flirting and playing with each other in the water
>I want this girl so bad
>there's a catch because of fucking course there's always a fucking catch
>she's 17 and I'm 21, now where I'm from age of consent is 17 but it's sketch because adulthood is 18 in US
>this is always in the back of my mind
>I don't want to go to jail and get raped mang
>but God damn...i shit you not this girl was fine as all hell
>she was a little crazy but Jesus Christ
>anyways we get out and start driving around smoking a joint
>apparently the weed was laced with codeine because I've never been that fucked up before
>she's gone into the stratosphere
>she outs her hand on my crotch and starts rubbing it while were driving telling me her parents aren't home from church until later that afternoon
>I want to so bad but I'm too scared of someone findi my out and reporting ne then I'm registered as a sex offender (I've seen and heard so many stories

I am an autist so I can't really tell you the amount of times women have flirted with me so I'll just tell you the amount of times I've been asked out.

>17 times from middle school to high school
>only 9 times in college, 6 if you don't count the weirdos on the bus
>5 times post-college at bars/clubs/etc

A majority of this was while I was fat too. It's all about the face.

>>42250105
>i tell im down once she turns 18 (which is only like 7 months away at that point)
>she's cool with it and understands
>however she starts getting into xanies to cope with emotional problems she has
>I try and help her and tell her she needs to find better ways to deal with things than that
>I've been there I get it
>but she doesn't listen says they're the only thing that helps
>we get into fights about it all the time and eventually just stop talking to each other.

3rd girl - this one I also regret, actually no I regret all of them because I wanted to smash all of them

>fast forward almost a year
>been friends with the 3rd girl for about a year and a half now let's call her Jane
>by this point in my life I've sort if taken on this "wise beyond his years role" for my friends
>they come to me when they need advice or really just a rock to keep them centered
>anyways Jane comes to me the most
>we talk all the time, can literally spend hours driving and talking and it feels like a minute has gone by
>she has two kids but honestly we were compatible as fuck
>like legitimate wifey material
>anyways she takes me out for my 22nd (it was a late birthday thing because we couldn't do it on my actual birthday).
>we go to a local bar and are just having fun playing pool laughing etc.
>anyways she is sort a tipsy so we drive around for a bit talking more about what a relationship would be like between us
>I think we're just bullshitting and she's kinda drunk so I just go along with it
>we pull into a parking lot and we talk some more she sits sideways in her seat so her back is against the door and her feet are in my lap
>asks me to give a foot rub because her heels were killing her I'm like ok
>we continue talking more and were giving really well, we always vibes but it's clicking a lot more now
>she starts rubbing her feet into my crotch massaging my dick
>trying to not get a rager but shit is hard because it feels so good
Cont

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>>42250214
>I can't tell if she knows oss I have a hard on or not but she starts using her toes and playing with my balls
>I've never had my balls played with before so I'm trying not to lose my shit
>she laughs everytime I hunch over
>I can't remember what she was doing and I didn't even realize how massive my bulge was but she reaches her hand over almost for the door but brushes against my dick and grabs it
>she immediately leans over and starts making out with me
>apparently she had a tongue ring put in at some point
>starts nibbling my ear and stroking my dick
>I freeze up autism is in full effect
>she can't tell somethings wrong and I just tell her I think I should go home.
Anyways that's that...like I dont understand my fucking problem I can be charming and funny too but I seem to always drop the ball at the 1 yard line. It's fucking soul crushing desu. Not to mention this was when I was 6'3" 165, so I wasn't/fit/ by any means.


Oh and these are just girls who obviously wanted the d, I have about 6 other stories of girls who just wanted to date and I knew it but I couldn't man the fuck up and ask them out.

Hinestly considering suicide as a legitimate option at this point.

straight up had a 50 yr old gypsy woman walk up to me and asked me to fuck her

noped the fuck out

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>>42250291
Oh and forgot to mention that I went to a wedding once and was this straight up milf was all over me asking me to come to her hotel room so she "could ride my face and suck my dick till it sparkled".


I was about tok leave with her in a taxi too, but my uncle came out and cockblocked me by saying I had to drive my mom home because she was too drunk.

>>42238849
Very frequently.

>*last weekend*
>Walking around with friend in city
>It's getting late and night life is picking up
>Wearing well fitting t-shirt that hugs arms and chest
>Walk past cute 8/10 blonde standing in line to club
>'Wow you have nice muscles, can I buy you a drink?'
>*Immediately turn around*
>Talk to qt
>She actually buys me a drink
>I buy her many drinks
>Go home and fuck

My favorite was when I ran into an old middle school teacher that literally had a five minute conversation with my bicep. Didn't take her home though, as her husband was right next to us... Very awkward... It's nice being Brad.

I've only ever been hit on by 1 woman and I married her, otherwise, only dudes ever hit on me for some reason and they always straight up ask to fuck, I don't know what that's about.

>>42238849
>how many women have hit on you
Too many, don't care. I'd rather spend my free time and money making things.

>getting fit
>girls start moron
>meh
>keep working out
>gay guys start hitting on me
>now I know I made it.

>>42249204
Let me guess?
Your not white and you want an effeminate white boy, white guy's don't approach, I have a lot of white friends and they all have ethnic girlfriend's. Brown girl's have this tendency to be more aggressive and white men have the tendency to not approach, just b more aggressive.

>>42249106
Just comb it daily and wash it any other day, it really doesn't take much maintenance.
t. long-haired dude.

I get a lot of female attention from a distance when I go out, but I've only been directly hit on a handful of times, and I either sperged out or was in a relationship each time.

>>42249975
I feel a little sorry for you even though I shouldn't, you're definitely being cucked out of the gene pool so I recommed you start teaching those girls some respect before it's too late. Godspeed anon and you will touch a tit soon enough

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Old greyballs here. 38 yo. Been fit most of my life so I have a dad bod to go with my wife 3 kids, blah blah blah.

Wait until you Young bucks get to my age and STILL look fit. Women this age don't fuck around with any kind of pretense. I've had women ask me to bone within a half hour of me 100% totally not flirting meeting me.

I'm happily married and have never cheated but I can't even tell you the pussy thrown my way ever since I got past 35.

My wife bought me this shirt at Christmas (see pic) and I wore it to Target to get some shit ( I live in SoCal) and I had women with their kids say filthily direct shit right to me.

Unbelievable. Keep at it kids, being fit at middle age is awesome.

>>42249273
>"Some lame uggo approached me and I told her that I can't talk right now cause I forgot my lighter on and my cat in the oven."
Said no guy ever

>>42238849
A lot, but most of the time they were gross especially the ones who came on strong.

>>42250797

Do you attract girls in their 20s, though? That's my goal for when I turn 40.

>>42250797
Please post dad bod or even pic with clothes, I want to see what kind of dad gets filthy seduction attempts by hungry cougars

>>42241101
What is the sign they are approachable?

a few times but im too autistic to notice until afterwards. other times they provide me with a perfect way to extend the conversation but my answer to everything is "not much" "pretty good" "just doing some yard work, heh"

girls are gross anyway

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>>42239146

>>42251111
Bent over with panties around their ankles. Any less than that and there's no way to be sure. Even then it might be a misunderstanding.

t. This is what I seem to believe.

>>42239496
THIS.

I will sometimes see girls mire me. But the only time they approach me is when I'm talking to a friend or sibling.

>>42250352

holy shit could your uncle not drive her back?? Go fucking tell him how he fucked you over.

A very VERY close friend of mine has actively pursued me since high school and has eventually hooked up with me multiple times, my fiance I've been with the entire time only knows about one and doesnt even know i still fuck her.

>in a frat

At the very least, once a week

>>42238849
Once.

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>>42239496
holy shit

More times than I can count, but I'm always too autistic to realize it until well afterward, and I always turtle up and give one word answers until she gives up anyways.

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>>42251519
It turned out to be a blessing because while I had, had a few glasses of champagne I was only really paying attention to her legs and ass (momma had some curves). I asked him the next day why he cockblocked me and he showed me her Facebook she turned out to be a butter face not to mention I didn't have any condoms and she was too drunk to care and my pullout game is shit.


Still though...she was rocking pic related and horny 20 y/o me wouldn't have cared and went balls deep. Guess the moral of the story is I need to take more chances.

>>42251589
Wait so are you seriously still a virgin?

>>42251619
....yeah man..yeah I am. Unlike the other autists here I can get a girl without in my mind doing anything I mean I'm slow at it but it just happens. I just fumble on the 1 yard line.

22 and still a virgin.

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>>42250797
>doesnt post a body
sure thing, old man

happened a few weeks ago
>in med school
>return to hometown for summer holidays
>meet up with highscool friends
>go to park and stand around like hobos
>qt and her dyel bf come to join us
>i don't know them but my friends do
>"hey anon i have this strange disease, wanna come over and see my medical records"
>nah
>next day see them again in the same spot
>"hey anon you think premonitions are for real? last night i dreamed i was cheating on my bf"
>bf hears it and says nothing
>i laugh and nod
>didn't contact them since then
probably avoided some drama

>>42252076
your story is stupid, overly long and pointless

>>42252372
spoken like a true CEO 10k/day male model

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>>42244654
I've ONLY had gay dudes hit on me, and girls wanting to be friends with me. Every acquaintance I have assumes I'm either a pussyslaying Chad or gay.

Little do they know I'll be a wizard in five years.

>>42250291
Jesus Christ are you ever gonna learn? This is so tragic.

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Had a few amazingly blatant ones:

>out for drinks with a female friend
>conversation turns to my dick size
>spoiler: it's well above average
>turns her on apparently
>ignore because autism
>finish drinks
>get up to get new ones and ask what she wants
>"You, to be honest."
>mfw
>new fwb acquired

>in a bar with friends
>see striking woman with amazing bosom walk in with her friends
>whatever, just gaze at her tits every now and then
>friends and me are preparing to leave
>she notices and goes out of her way to draw my attention
>"Do you have a girlfriend?"
>notreally
>"Do you like oral sex? Come sit here!"
>looks really disappointed when I say I'm going home despite her best efforts to keep me there

Would've totally smashed, but I was caught in a situation somewhere between fwb and a relationship and didn't want to hurt the other girl involved by fucked around. Plus was in a shitty mood because I lost my wallet.

>>42238849

Posted this a few days ago in another thread. Still unsure about it desu senpai

> Went out to dinner with my parents
> After we paid, waitress asks me if I go to the same uni as her (turns out I do)
> She said I looked familiar and recognized me once I put my glasses on
> She studies in a place I often frequent
> I haven't seen/noticed her, but then again my eyesight isn't what it once was

Should I have gotten her number, or was she just being friendly?

This happened after we paid so I don't think it was a ploy to get a better tip.

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>>42252955
how big your willy anon

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>>42252733
Are you me ?

>>42252983
Not sure desu. It's not absolutely humongous, but I can consistently hit the cervix and it's quite girthy.

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>>42238849
To be honest? None. I don't go outside or anything, I just sit in my room all day and play video games while intermittently jerking off.

Although I did just start working out two weeks ago, and it's boosted my confidence by quite a sum. Still, I don't have a car nor any friends, so I'll likely just be an uber fit otaku for the rest of my adult life.


If we're counting High school, I got hit on on three occasions. One involved a girl coming up to me during lunch, to which I quickly just walked away from her after she asked me out (I was pretty autistic back then). The second girl complimented me by saying that my voice was sexy. Lol.

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>>42240734
This is physically painful

>>42253044
would you be a good boy and measure it for us?

>went to a party last night
>ex gf was there, depressed af
>find out that a gay guy was checking out my ass the entire night
T-thanks rippletits

>>42243879
I feel your pain.

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>>42238849
I have never known this feel ;_;

>>42239362
I know this is probably made up, but just in case it's not:
WHO? POST PICS NIGGUR

>>42239479
Fuck you. Charizard or die

>>42239496
>Nigella Lawson
She is the perfect milf. My dick is always diamonds.

>I told her she could ask the lady at the counter for some
Literal autism

>>42244005
I'd fuck your face

>>42244775
I like your problems. Don't even care if fake. Post more

>>42247985
Huehue noice

>>42238849
2 times but the first was a drunk landwhale
second time was actually a sober nice chick, became gf

>>42238849
>tfw always fantasizing about it and trying to invent ways to get out of it so I don't betray my judeo-christian values even though I don't even believe in God

Fuck, I should have been raised in a degenerate family. Recently I have been getting some mires, will I fail the test? I want to be a good christian god damnit, the "believe in God" part is the easiest one.

>>42251561
why didn't you marry the VERY good firend?

>>42243428
Fuark i would ravage the black one with power of 10000 enraged suns

>>42249273
>I'm afraid that they consider me unattractive and that their reactions would be as seen in this thread
the only reactions I read here are "omg that qt totally hit on me but I'm an autistic dyel. I can't read any social cues and rather went home by myself to pet my cat. I hate myself and my life, wizard btw"

>>42238849
>work in middle of mall
>qte goes up to me and asks for number
>find out she 16 so i avoid her txts (16 is legal but im 22)
>also had gf lol.
>1 year later gym bro's gf is her.

>fat girl cute face IN HELP DESK wanted my number dick desperately.
>avoid help desk for year.

>big booty nigress wanted my d, find out shes high schooler
>hide when i see her in mall

I look like a muscular 18yr old so barely legals want my D, wish i was this jacked in highschool :(

>be around 17
>virgin
>watch tons of porn with passion
>at a party in a nearby city, know nobody except my buddies and maybe 3 people
>I'm an open and friendly guy an the girls like it
>meet 5/10 girl with glasses, we talk
>I dont quite remember the rest, but we make out
>I checked out upstairs before and theres a spot where we would be alone
>ask her to go with me
>"no"
>whatever lol, she's ugly anyways
>go on partying, dancing a bit, talking to people
>there's this medium fat girl
>some girls call her a slut, I didnt talk to her
>be at buffet
>eat lots and lots of garlic
>medium fat girl pulls me over to the dancefloor
>I resist, I was already satisfied with making out this evening

>>42254211 contd
>she uses force, pulls me more
>whatever
>we dance
>make out after 5 minutes
>its already later now
>tell her to go upstairs
>"no way"
>I'm don't even care and pull her upstairs
>she resists a bit but its all show
>the party is in a kind of christian youth center, so upstairs there is a big cross with jesus hanging from it
>I ask "wanna do it in front of jesus?"
>shes like yea if you dont mind
>Block the door
>I'm gonna have sex for the first time
>make out even more, her tits (who wobble a little) are in my hands
>she whips out my limp dick
>fuck, before it worked but now he seems to be tired
>for 7-10 minutes, she wobbles my dick in the hope of making it hard
>nothing happens
>too much bestiality and trap porn
>aw man
>suggest to wrap it up
>"ok"

it was going so well

>>42253344
It's true. Also read my other posts >>42239468 >>42239678

>>42238849

i can't remember ever being given a compliment by a girl (outside of girls i've already been seeing/dating)


but i get hit on a lot especially when out drinking


wat does this mean by this

>>42246308
dis

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>>42251755
Kids took this on Saturday. Most recent one I have.

I am 100% sure you are way more cut, chiseled, natty, 0% BF, etc. etc.
Still don't give a rats ass because I'm 38 and too old for that shit. Find somebody else who has a tape measure out.

Run a marathon every year, and mountain bike every weekend. Run two miles in 13 minutes every other day before I lift.

I wear a hat because I'm Irish and living in Socal ain't no joke with my skin.

>>42254741
More pics of pear-shaped wife in bikini

>>42246308
>ah haf to go, ids my toen

>>42238849
pretty often actually since I started lifting seriously, but most were either gay dudes, fat as shit or really old , maybe homeless women.

Around 4 or 5 times by actually good looking women I would have liked to fuck, but my advanced autism helped to safe me from loosing out of wizard power in 3 years

>>42250797
>being fit at middle age is awesome.

Yeah I bet banging out of shape old women is top tier

>>42238849
two times in my whole life
>at 19, she was meh looking
>at 26, 7/10 had sex with her

>>42254741
Your wife looks pretty hot. Also you are the definition of dad bod.

> be me, a 16 year old lanky kissless virgin
> roommates host Halloween party, loads of 20 year olds
> just drink and chain smoke ciggeretes in helo kitty costume and talk to a few people
> suddenly Chad roommate comes back and brings shit load of 15 and 16 year old girls
> thisismychance.jpg
> sitting down minding my own business when 8/10 qt3. 14 comes sits next to me
> she says "hey, u look good tonight"
> first time a girl has ever commented on my appearance
> proceed to talk with her for like 5 mins and she leans in and kisses me and we make out for like 20 secs
> she says she is going to go the toilet
> start deep ass conversation with one of my roommates about life n shit
> suddenly police knock on door and try shut it down
> cat girl and her hot friend asks if they can hide in my room cus police will kick them out, and kisses me again and gives me a wink.
> "yeah sure, il be one sec"
> continue to finish deep convo with roommate, because havnt realized yet
> 20 mins pass, ohfuck.jpg
> check my room and it's empty
> mfw I could of had a 3some but I was a autist
> didn't have sex until 1 year later after that

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>>42245797
apex kek

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>>42250005
Max respect. Upheld bro code against all odds.

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>>42251645
>still a Virgin
>after all these stories

After reading this thread I'm starting to think I'm good looking because I get hit/checked out all the time.

>>42254741
With a wife like that I can see why you're not even tempted to cheat. Cheers.

>>42238849
Only gay dudes and old ladies so far, but those were all at work where I have to pretend to be happy. When in public I put a frown on specifically to deter people from talking to me, lmao

I guess I'll post my stories...
Disclaimer : I'm the Female Wizardry Goblin.
I rob the KHV of their virginity for extra mana.
(used to be one unironically)

Here's a couple stories :
>at friends parties
>laying on the couch with a couple of friends and their friends, just chatting
>some attention whore Stacy from grad school who's been trying to play me friendship wise starts going on this rant about how she can't get a boyfriend, clearly looking at a good looking guy in particular sitting on the couch next to me.
>smell out the beta provider KHV in the guy the moment he opens his mouth to start ranting too about being single. Devise a plan.
>I start prodding around with questions, mommying him into admitting he's never touched a girl subtextually.
>Start rubbing his thick forearm (he was a rockclimber), basically stroking it like it's his dick.
>Meanwhile Stacy is buttmad that I'm making moves while she sits on her thrones, implies and thinks she can get guys to do all the work for her.
>end up taking the guy upstairs to a bedroom
>we end up breaking the bed
>he fucks me while I do a handstand, then he lifts me up with his sick rockclimbing gains and I have the most mind blowing aerial orgasm
>laying in bed moments later (after we "fixed" it), he pulls the "it's my first time speech" all emotional, never admits it directly, just kind of throws out some hints. I just say "I know", to cut the sentimental crap. He ends up telling me about his oneitis he's been chasing for a year, and I give him some bits of advice, try to cheer him up.

I have more of those, if you want.

>>42256310
nah
you can pretty much gtfo

>>42256310
cont...

>at another grad school party, theme is Halloween
>dressed like Poison Ivy but can normies tell? no.
>hang out with black (as in skin color) metal chick who I had plans to visit Sweden and her Varg looking boyfriend for a while.
>hang out with a couple of guys from classmate's boyfriend's lawyer firm.
>pulling all the tricks in the book
>tl;dr "I'm a naive innocent girl that likes sports, beer, and sex" just letting the guys dream for a while
>have a couple of them in the palm of my hand already but just play it cool.
>Suddenly, movement of panick runs across the female population in the room turbo-autist/Chad has arrived. I kek internally, these Stacies can't handle the power level it takes to make an autist see through their games.
>I just ignore turbo-autist/chad for a while but keep tabs on him, listening to him talk with the girls and such. He has a black belt in judo, he's rocking the Clark Kent aesthetic, strong and nerdy with glasses, slicked back black hair, blue eyes, nice jaw. I know he's already mine, I've been doing this for long.
>Someone asks for everybody to take a group photo. Take my time getting off the bar stool, waiting for turbo-autist/Chad to pick his position.
>Casually walk over to a spot right next to him and sit by him, just lean my body against his in a friendly "we're taking a close knitted group picture" stance, but make sure to put my hand on his thigh and squeeze just a few moments. No one notices.
>Photo gets taken. Leave the scene as if nothing happened, go to the rooftop to have a smoke alone. Now we wait.
cont...

>>42256478
cont...
>Not a quarter of an hour later, somebody opens the rooftop terrasse door.
>I don't even turn back, I know it's him.
>He gets right behind my back, that's when I turn to look at him from over my shoulder and smile. He's holding two cups of tea and hands me one. Cute. He has taken the bait.
>We drink our teas a bit in silence, don't bother making small talk, then I go in for the kill. Grab him by the shoulders, kiss him and he instantly responds in fashion.
>After a couple minute making out, he gets bold and pulls down his pants, lifts up my skirts, and puts his cock in.
>We fuck on the rooftop terrasse for a good half an hour or so, end up breaking a pot in the process of him pushing me against one of those sitting on the ledge he wanted to put me on.
>pretty sure some neighbors from next buildings were watching us fuck.
>he asks to keep in touch and we text for a while, which I don't usually do, but since I liked him I figured why not. Asked him to show me more "judo moves" sometime, and he said he was afraid he'd injure me. kek.

>>42256503
one more

>at former high school friend party
>essentially there to check on oneitis and see if he's got over his own oneitis
>realize it's still fucked and switch plans for end of the night
>end up playfully teasing a couple of virgins for a while
>one of them gets bold (drummer with a fro from a rock band, not my type really) and starts saying shit like "I bet you won't show up in my room late night" or "you can come see me, I'll be in the room down the hall".
>Say nothing as to not make a complete whore of myself in front of everyone (though I don't really care, I've done more shameful things in front of people I cared more about)
>not really interested in the guy physically but still mad oneitis doesn't give a shit about me
>party ends, everyone goes to sleep in the empty bedrooms
>get in my friend's room, and get naked under the covers.
>knock on the door, door opens
>it's the guy
>he says, half laughing awkwardly "hehe, you didn't come? forget about me?"
>I say nothing, sigh and lift up the covers. He sees my naked body, gets in and closes the door.
>I say something along the line of "fuck me" half heartedly really, and he proceeds.
>bad virgin sex, no big surprise
>no hot body/face to at least get the waters flowing
>still added one more to my count of virgins saved from wizardry that day
>next morning, wake up and can't find my panties
>look around everywhere, they're not there
>end up going home without panties
>pretty sure he stole them while I was sleeping

>>42256310
>>42256478
>>42256503
>>42256636
Entertaining keks. keep posting, anon

>>42239362
Your dick game was probably bad famalam

>>42256859
Got a couple more.

>be attending an underground jazz bar alone on a summer night (still a no-friend autist)
>make "friends" with a gay guy who buys me a guinness pint (I know, weird a gay guy buying a girl a beer?)
>we're watching this blues band play
>notice the guitarist is a pretty cute manlet with a thick bod (though barrel chest)
>picture him stroking my clit as he's fingering the guitar chords
>his set ends, he gets off stage
>grab my beer and walk over to this secluded section of the bar where he's standing having a beer.
>come up to him and said : "I really like how you...play the guitar", then imitate him playing with my hand over my crotch stroking.
>he starts pulling out the generic "ah yeah thanks for the compliment" speech he must give to everyone that sees him play
>finally notices and picks up on what I'm doing, stops in his track and says "uh...you're pretty cute. I like your haircut".
>I say "thanks, it's pretty...conceptual" and wink, just to test his power level.
>the autist bursts out laughing, and says "I think I'm in love with you."
>Red flag, but keep going and say "I think I like you too."
>He grabs me by the waist and pulls me closer, and we make out for a bit.
>He stops and asks "What do we do next?" (beta move), but I don't care and just say "I don't know, we could go anywhere" stressing the last word as if he's retarded.
>takes me by the hand and has me literally running out the bar with him and into a cab.
>he's so afraid of being cockblocked he gets into an argument with the cab driver
>we get to his place and he spends half an hour telling me about his guitar and how it's his most prized possession
>we eventually fuck, he's not bad at all.
>he had a college football grant from an ivy league school but doesn't take much care of himself anymore.
cont...

>>42257091
>see him again maybe ten times, as we hang out in the same bar, and he sometimes invites me out to parade me in front of his friends, gets defensive as fuck when they try to get with me even though we're not together. He talks of getting married, asks me to commit on our second night together but I can't as I'm still very young, and not ready for it at all, so basically we didn't bother doing the bf/gf thing and just fucked for a while.
>he was 32 years old and a wizard when we met

>>42239551
This is Alpha anon, don't worry.

t.guy who only plays beerpong at parties

>>42257100
I have other stories of me doing the approaching part but it's not with virgins. I have one where I essentially cucked a fat woman while she was sleeping in the next door bedroom of her own house, and another where I approached a guy and it almost caused a bar fight because of me, because some mafia guys were basically trying to pull me, and the other guy made a cocky move right in front of them. Which one do you want?

>>42257251
jesus fkin christ just go away

>>42257251
mafia

>>42250797
>38
>middle age

>>42257303
Anon delivers

>best guy friend invites me to this seedy irish bar that's a front for some of our local mafia (didn't know that at the time)
>we get there, start taking shots, listening to the live band playing, I'm dancing a bit.
>Two rowdy looking older guys, probably in their fourties, approach us and start making small talk.
>Me and guy friend don't care much, talk with them, they seem friendly and nice, buy us some beers.
>They keep telling us weird stories about their younger days, one of them keeps trying to talk to us about what kind of girls he liked back then.
>I don't pick up on it, because he's not being too direct and I don't feel threatened (yet)
> the talk gets more ridiculous, more raunchy, me and guy friends are sheltered kids, we find it hilarious
>one of the guy cracks a dirty joke, I burst out laughing, like full on head tilted back jump back from my seat
>while I'm laughing, I notice a guy staring at me smiling like an idiot, like he's never seen a girl laugh heartedly before, from the next table over in the bar.
>I finish laughing and smile back to him, then go back to talking, and drinking my beer.
>Get up a couple moments later to take a piss, and pass by the short space between the table he's sitting at and another table to get there.
>As I pass through, I put my hand on his shoulder and press it for support as I slide my crotch on his back to avoid touching the people next table.
>Don't look to see if he caught on, just go pee and come back quick.
>sit back down at my table, and realize the atmosphere has gone sour. My guy friend is pulling this very faint scared face at me as if to signal something is wrong, and I just look to the mafia guys who are grinning but say nothing.
>just make nothing of it and continue drinking, crack a couple jokes to soften the mood, the atmosphere seems to go back to normal.
>Until...
cont...

>>42257560

>I feel a presence behind my back, as the mafia guys and friend stare a bit surprised and bewildered at someone behind me.
>it's the guy. I turn around to look at him.
>195cm 105kg thicc muscular guy is there, he has a stool in his hand.
>He puts it next to mine, and sits in the most alpha emasculating way to the other guys I've ever seen.
>I have not yet caught on to the fact mafia guys were trying to pull me at this point.
>I say hello to the guy and he says hello looking at everyone to acknowledge them, then he just stays silent.
>complete silence...no one answers his hello.
>I sense the conflict tension building, so I finish my drink, and say to the guy "do you want to go smoke a cigarette outside?"
>he nods, and I take him by the hand to outside the bar.
>Outside we make basic chit chat
>He's a first division slav country hockey player which explains his build (probably the only thing that saved him from getting fucked up, that and actually being with his whole hockey team at the bar actually)
>after like five minutes talking, I cut to the chase and ask him if he wants to fuck
>he says yes
>I go back in briefly to tell my friend I'm bailing out, he decides to leave too, doesn't feel safe anymore with mafia guys.
>slav hockey player tells his team he's leaving, they take a good look at me and smile at him like "good on you mate, scoring so fast". I blush like a little girl.
>me and slav thicc cutie go to my place
>suck his dick in shower, he fucks me all night, we cuddle with my kitten, he leaves in the morning.

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>>42257577
this is the shittiest LARP i've ever read

Ok this probably doesn't fit ITT but i don't care.


How the fuck do you get tinder matches? I'm not American, but still people in my country know of the app. I have a profile pic of me smiling in a bar with nice clothes(not suits and other autism gear) , i mention my well paying stable job, i have a le funny one liner in my bio, i have a picture of my shredded body in the beach, a pic of me carrying my fins after spearfishing, a pic of me kickboxing, a pic of me in new york, what else do i need to fucking do?

Is this app a giant meme? Does tinder have bots that talk to betas to make them happy so they advertise the app? You told me that this shit is pussy on delivery. I honestly believe that it's impossible to get matches as a guy.

>>42257054
Read >>42246110

>>42257577
>>42257632

I'd post a picture of him but I'm afraid you guys will doxx me, based on the fact he was playing in my city's team at the time, and the pictures of him I have are of him wearing the city's hockey jersey.

Anon who was interested in my stories, do you want the one where I cuck the fat woman? It's pretty kek worthy. The guy wasn't a virgin, but he was pretty autistic.

A lot desu, 28 now and a cutie so I'm told...the bar/club should not count.thats too easy u guise

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>>42238849
Back when I used to be a human being, when I went to the gym,the cuties I'm my class started noticing me more and more

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>>42257727
yeah go ahead, the way you write these is worth the read

>>42257656
post your profile

>>42243989
this is the gayest thing I've ever seen

>>42257251
Just stop. Everyone knows you're a guy roleplaying as a woman

>>42257834
wow you got me...yeah I'm actually a male (female).

>>42257799
this is a long one, but I will try to make it short.

>Stacy from first story invites me to one of her friend's birthday party in the countryside because I'm a pretty cool and alpha chick generally, so I always make a good impression when people take me to parties.
>Meet up with a common friend of Stacy and me that is a bit of a virgin still
>keep making dirty disguised comments at him during the train ride to the country, basically quoting stuff off the book I'm reading and twisting it's meaning into a sexual tone.
>some family man with his kids and wife seating next set of four-seaters over keeps eyefucking me.
>We get to the village's train station, and some guy friend of her comes to pick us up in his car. I'll learn later it's the guy's birthday party.
>Get there, first stop at the bar counter and pick up some drinks, sit on the couch, roll a few rollies, settle down and begin socializing with new faces.
>it's a mixed crowd. Birthday guy is 35yo, lives with his "partner", a mixed black/white fat girl, and his kids from his first marriage (kids are like 17 and 9). There are friends of his older kid, his kids and his wife and his friends at the party. I learned all this meeting everyone over the course of the night.
>eventually settle my interest on the guy's son, who looks like a young fight club brad pitt, albeit still skinnyfat.
>guy's son is mesmerized by me. I don't even flirt with him a lot, but a few moments into the party he's slipped me a paper with his number on it. so cute. I'm a bit older than him (21) but it doesn't matter to me.
>At some point during the party, I get hungry and go check out the food counter. As I'm picking on some rum-grilled shrimp, I notice birthday guy is looking at me from behind the counter (inside the kitchen where he's cooking).
>think not much of it, as I've heard he's with fat black woman.
cont...

>>42238849
Twice on the internet, but never IRL.

>>42258009
>the birthday guy is a long-haired manlet, typical beta autist looking guy except he's really fit and built.
>I playfully ask him what he's getting for his birthday as I suck on a piece of shrimp, taking out the rum from it, leaning over the counter.
>he looks over to me, then looks down and says : "I-I don't know yet, haven't opened my gifts yet".
>I think to myself he's too much of a beta to do anything so just drop the ball and move on to something more interesting in the party.
>at this point he has made his sons leave for their mom's place so that the party remains only for adults, so Brad Pitt cutie has left.
>lose interest in the party progressively, get a bit sleepy and tired, decide to hit the rooms and find a bed to crash in.
cont...

>>42258221
>Eventually settle on Brad Pitt cutie's room since I visited it before during the party, and get inside the bed, turn off the lights.
>some half hour later or something, door opens.
>it's Birthday guy. He seems to be looking for someone. When he sees me in bed, he stops for a moment, looks behind his back in the corridor and comes in.
>at first I am not sure what he's doing, party is still going on, his "partner" is still here.
>he asks me if I am okay, I just answer that I'm tired and want to sleep. He keeps coming closer and closer to the bed, walking very slowly, asking more questions.
>I think he's just being concerned at this point that I'm in a drunk coma or something, so I don't feel threatened.
>Eventually he's leaned over me, in bed and starts caressing me.
>I should mention that the party's theme was Hawaiian, so he was half naked dressed like a hawaiian guy...anyway.
>not really into it because he kinda missed his window (it was really late by then, I had drunk a bit much)
>he gets into bed with me, I let it happen because why not.
>he's on top of me, being really autistic for a moment looking into my eyes and having me locked in, like I'm some sort of prey.
>some girl friend of his open the door and sees us
>she does a double take and goes like "wtf is going on?" but doesn't lose her shit or causes a scene
>he starts explaining that I am sick and that he's "checking" on me...sure...eventually the girl kinda just shrugs and lives.
>things lead to another, he fucks me a couple times, cums...I wake up a few hours later much more energetic, fuck him and get my turn to cum, then get dressed and leave.
>telling Stacy about all that happened on the way to the train station next morning, she tells me that his "partner" was wondering where he was all night, that some girl told her he left to their mom's house, and that she was basically sleeping in the room next to the one we were in.

>>42258232
epilogue :

So yeah, you don't have to be a Chad to get approached. Some girl have specific standards.
Me, it's virgins/beta manlets that are fit (you don't have to fit all of those criteria, just some of them).

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>>42258243
if only there were more of you. thanks for the stories, cheers.

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>>42238849
I'd say 3 times. 21 yo, average looking skinny dyel (very confident when drunk), doing calisthenics for a year now. Virgin. This all happened before I started or thereabouts.

1st:

>at a bar
>drinking beer with friends, a couple of guys and two girls, a blonde and a brunette
>I've danced with the blonde on a few occasions, so I think she had some interest too
>I'm usually pretty loud, opinionated and like to lead the debate
>debate goes on, I have the upper hand, it's about the refugees
>while explaining my point the brunette starts touching my face
>she caresses me in front of everyone
>at that time, I had a friend who was recently single and was actively looking for a new girlfriend
>he considered the brunette among his possible mates
>when we were going home he made his best to block me and even walked her home
>tfw cucked
>desu I had no feelings for that girl so I didn't really care about her, but I thought it wasn't nice from him

2nd:

>at a birthday party of that very friend from the previous story
>he tolds me before he has an intention to have one particular girl sleep in his bed
>when party starts some other friend hits on her
>fail.jpg
>she was bored, so she somehow ended up talking to me for a while
>I was so drunk at the time I don't remember much
>skip forward a few hours
>party ends, time to go to sleep
>we are deciding where everybody will sleep
>suddenly she says to me: "I want to sleep with you" as in - in my bed
>absolutely stunned, nothing like that happened to me before
>"N-no, y-you will sleep with him"
>point at the friend who told me he wants to have her in his bed
>tfw cucked myself
At least I'm a good friend, I feel.

continue...

>>42258334
3rd (made a greentext of that a while ago)

> be me
> 20 yo virgin
> go to library to do maths homework
> sit by a computer, there are computers left and right too
> female appears
> sits down beside me
> doesn't know how to turn on the computer
> asks me
> I show her
> she browses internet at first
> then she starts reading
> sitting turned towards me
> start touching my leg with her foot
> literally RUBBING her feet against my leg
> does that for a solid minute, that must've been intentional
> I ignore it, focusing hard on the computer screen
> my Spanish female friend comes, ask me something, then leaves
> girl asks me if I'm an exchange student too
> say no
> she then leaves, says goodbye


> don't even know how she looks
> i was always looking at the screen
> too autistic to look at her

> hate myself

>>42238849
5-10 times maybe. I'm told I'm pretty attractive.
I'm not interested in having sex though and none has been someone with a personality I click with.

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>>42258346
you really fucked up here, kek.

>>42238849
they never directly hit on me, just staring or getting friends to approach me and shit like that

meanwhile my girlfriend is always getting hit on and shit, it's starting to get annoying as fuck since when she's with me none tries shit but when she's alone they're all over her. Insisting on giving her ride, or pushing her and shit like that
it's a temperament test for me to not smash those cunts heads at the gym

>>42247980

That's horrible anon. Hate how women don't recognize it as rape when they do it

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>>42238849
Probably 2 or 3 maybe more if i didn't have hard time reading signal or social cues
thats something that have been wearing off with the time

But it seems that it keeps coming back, i dont know why a friends GF keep trampling my feet
when we skome weed. Its really annoying since this never happen to me before and dont know
how to react

>>42258009
i have a really hard time believing these stories because they sound exactly like what a 4chan autist would make up trying to rp as a woman. if you exist though you sound great and fucking hilarious

probably not though

>>42258557
I'm just an autist like you guys, except I was born female. Pretty sure I'm just a guy trapped in a woman's body.
As I said in my first post I was KHV and Incelle up until I was 19, then I started making it and taking advantage of being a girl.
I don't think a non-autistic girl could have the patience/wisdom to be able to pull beta virgins constantly.
I did however change my ways and am now in a commited relationship.

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never in real life that i could tell. i think i was pretty ugly until recently. now i just am not sure if i am or arent

apparently one time at a party though

>drunk
>never talk to girls because i have no experience, so spend entire party talking with bros
>at one point talking to guy who is standing next to a wall, so my back is to the rest of the party
>talk for a while
>he starts doing the thing with his chin to indicate to look behind me
>do
>some girl there
>turn around cuz dont care, didnt know her
>keep talking to him, he keeps doing it
>eventually he says "you arent very good at picking up signals are you?"
>say what are you talking about
>"that girl was looking at you all night"
>audibly say (remember im drunk at this point) "[name], WHY WOULD I TALK TO SOME GIRL WHEN I COULD TALK TO YOU?"
>baka

we left the party and when i got back to my apartment i got some shit for it from my 2 roommates

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used to get hit on somewhat frequently in middle school and high school when I was weird as fuck. heres some greentexts

>sometime in middle school
>puberty hit me hard
>look slightly older than most of my peers
>muscular from sports
>terrified of social interaction, especially with girls
>at party for class
>qt approaches
>oh god no
>"wow anon, you look really muscular in that shirt lol"
>internal screams of terror commence
>"thanks"
>"can I feel your arms?"
>internal screams of terror intensify
>"ok"
>flexacep.jpg
>she feels
>"wow anon, you must be the strongest person in our grade haha"
>"thanks"
>360 and walk away as she starts to say something else
>later told by her friends that she has a crush on me
>avoid her until I graduate from high school

>freshman year of hs
>first day
>don't know anyone in class
>don't talk to anyone
>hot girl walks into class and teacher seats her next to me
>oh god no
>trying not to act awkward
>great idea, I'll pretend to read something
>stare blankly at a paper
>shit, I bet I look weird as fuck, change of plans
>put head down and pretend to sleep
>somebody pokes my shoulder
>look up
>its the hot girl
>"hey I'm qt, whats your name?"
>mumble "anon"
>"what was that?"
>"anon"
>"oh ok haha, nice to meet you. I just wanted to say you have beautiful eyelashes, they look really nice on you"
>"oh... thanks"
>immediately go back to pretending to sleep
>teacher continued to seat me next to her for the rest of the year
>too nervous to talk to her or even look at her the entire time

I still cringe at these