can i eat eggs raw? i usually in a big rush in the morning and

Yeah, it's fine. Put them in the blender with some milk, cream, and protein powder for a shake

>>42234108
Eggs take like 1 minute to fry..

>>42234120
no they take like 5 minutes

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>>42234120
>he likes his eggs nasty and gooey like his BF's cum

>>42234108

I've personally been drinking raw egg, 6 or more at a time (up to 12-15) on a relatively consistent basis for 2-3 years and have gotten sick.

>>42236147

NEVER* gotten sick. I have had stomach aches if the eggs are old, but nothing like salmonella.

>>42236147
THIS

You'll get sick anon don't do it. Yeah this guy keeps eating them raw because he must be a brainlet, but it is a serious risk there is a reason there is government warnings about undercooked eggs.

>>42234108
>>42237485
There's nothing wrong with them if they're pasteurized.

Even then the whole spiel about salmonella poisoning stems from the fact that the outside of the egg is usually the cause.

OP if you buy from a credible source and know how to break open a fucking egg you'll be fine

Source: Alton Brown

>>42237522
I actually don't know how to break open a fucking egg
I've settled to tapping it with the sharp side of a knife but half the time it just shatters randomly instead of a controlled fracture along the radius

>>42237522
WRONG

>200mg cholestriol
>200mg!

Shit gonna kill you raw or cooked

>>42237547
Step 1: go to a waffle house
Step 2: watch the grill man break open eggs

Done

>>42234108
Albumin (egg white protein) has shit bio-availability in raw form. You have to denature (cook) it to digest the protons.

>>42234108
>and would like to quickly get in some protein.
when will this meme die>?

>>42237557
Your body metabolizes more cholesterol per day than you could eat. Blood cholesterol has very very little to do with dietary cholesterol.

>>42234108
On College football Saturdays I'll usually have an irish breakfast where I crack 4 eggs into a pint of beer and then chug the whole thing. Takes like 30 seconds and I'm out the door. Haven't died yet and it's really popular among dock workers in Ireland.

>>42237581
This guy is right. Enjoy your nogains

>>42237581
Yep, this is 100% correct. Eggs are worthless without being cooked.

>>42234108
Wake up 10 minutes earlier you lazy retard