>saw dude talking about eating roaches on /fit/
>decide to try my own roach diet
>have lost over 13lb by only consuming sugar water for about a week now
>anytime I feel the urge to eat something, I just put more sugar in the water
oh i remember this. haha that's the badguy from the alien movie. men in black, i think it's called? haha oh man i totally forgot that guy turned out to be an alien the whole time. probably alot of protien in a cockroch that big haha
>>42224802
hah, you're probably right about the protein, wonder what he's farts smell like haha
>>42224802
>Is this guy for real?
>>42224813
haha his farts probably smell like sugar water. why cant i use emojis on 4chan?
no joke, that gif actually made me want to drink some sugar water haha ever notice cockrocahs are always the bad guys in movies? like bugs life. i want to see a film with a roach as the main protagonist
>>42224802
>says haha
>types says
Ok
>>42224924
That's a grasshopper.
>>42225916
Oh yeah you're right, very funny. My belly is filled with hearty laughs from your retort haha
>>42224574
why not just eat fruit? Isn't fruit essentially sugar water?