> Be me, 8/10 anon > 6'2", been lifting for a

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> Be me, 8/10 anon
> 6'2", been lifting for a few years, think I'm pretty swole

> See cute girl in the gym today
> She's doing this leg tuck thing, pic related
> Looks in my direction occasionally, think she's mirin
> awkwardly stand around the water fountain near her for almost five minutes, working up the courage to talk to her
> finally decide to go over and say hi

> think she looks like an egg while doing this
> I decide to go with a pun
> introduce myself, all is going well enough
> "I like that 'egg'cercise you're doing, haha."
> She wasn't doing the same exercise anymore, cause I took too long to talk to her
> Doesn't get the pun
> I try to mimic what she was doing by tucking down into a ball, she still doesn't get it
> I lose my balance, roll over onto my back (I said I was fit, not that I have good balance, lol)
> I roll around on the floor for an awkward 5 or 10 seconds, finally get back up
> ask for her number
> "Ummm... I have a boyfriend, so, like, yeah..."

Fuck friendos. I had some awkward pickup attempts in the past, but that's one of the worst. I'm not even makign this up. I hope she doesn't report me to the gym staff (this is a university gym, they're super touchy about people talking to the women, something about making women uncomfortable).

Yes, I know I'm an idiot for even trying at the gym. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother talking to women IRL, I've only been laid a bunch of times from tinder and it's infinitely easier than picking up real women.