How do you guys keep your ass/upper thigh/crotch area smelling

>>42216150
Take showers and wash your clothes.

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>>42216150

>>42216150
wear buttplug and diapers

>>42216150
Change your jeans more often? Shower every day? General hygiene man.

Have my eunuchs work out for me, and wear a toga and fuck bitches cause muh royalty.

>>42216155
>>42216167
I shower every day, and it costs like $2 to use my washing machine (and also wears out my jeans faster). That's like $6 bucks a week to wash a pair of jeans.

>>42216183
Oh well, guess your jeans will smell bad forever. Tough luck. Love you, have a good day.

>>42216183
How is this a problem for just your ass area? Does the rest of you just not sweat?

>>42216150
>Those areas never technically smell
>smell really sour in those areas.
dude all you had to do was keep lying. we can't smell you.

>>42216183
Just buy more jeans...

>>42216189
Thanks babe, love you too <3

>>42216190
Not really. Also, those areas are tightest to my body, and then I sit and stuff, so the sweat doesn't evaporate as quickly.

>>42216199
I mean if you were to smell those areas of my body at the end of the day, they wouldn't smell. But after a day or two, the jeans themselves smell sour if you smell the ass and thigh area.

Not autistic enough to worry about it.

And fucking hell, you can easily wear a pair of jeans for well over a week before needing to wash them, literally NOBODY notices.

>>42216183
i think you need to squeeze laundry into the budget, you gross motherfucker. Do you brush your teeth? Do you change your underwear daily? God knows you probably don't shave, or pluck your unibrow, or get haircuts.

>>42216471
not op, I shave my unibrow, plucking is too painful

>tfw on a vyvanse and dexedrine scrip
>tfw get the fucking amphetamine smell every day no matter what I do

I hate this shit, can't wait to graduate and discontinue use

>>42216509
You get used to it pretty quick and it stops hurting

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>>42216509
Julius Caesar had each hair in his beard plucked out with clamshells daily

>>42216509
Pussy

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>tfw midwest
>tfw constant swamp ass
just use the gold bond friend

>>42216540
but why do it? shave every couple days anyway, hit the unibrow as well.

>>42216183
try wearing more than one pair of jeans a week, walletlet

>>42216777
I only have to pluck maybe once a week, you can't accidentally shave too much eyebrow with tweezers, and it leaves no stubble.

>>42216150

shave your balls and butthole

wipe ass using baby wipes

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>>42216150
Just take a shower.

>>42216183
Bruh jeans are good for two days of wear before wash.

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>>42218120
>two days
>mfw plebs can't into raw denim and months between washes

>>42216183
Why Americans are so disgusting? It's hilarious how they make fun of poo in the loos.

Baby wipes

>>42216150
Bidet and talcum powder

>>42216183
Have you tried not being a poor loser?

>>42216183
Do you really fill up 3 loads of laundry a week?
Wtf nigga

>>42216183
put the jeans in the freezer to kill of the bacteria without harming your jeans