>turn off the lights to my homegym >light the candles,

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>>42213777
you have just described my dream home gym except I'm eastern Catholic

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>>42213777
this except Athonite chanting and SS

Russia is basically the stronglifts of Byzantium, am I wrong

>fall

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>>42213777
>SL most holy of routines
>Not Bulgarian

I'm doing this.

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>>42213777
>being an orthocuck

>>42214167
>not lifting under the glory of god

>>42213777
Trips confirm holiness, pumping out an extra one for Jesus

>>42213777
>not posting the chants to share your gains

You're going to hell OP

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>not lifting while listening to communist speeches

Why even try, comrade?

>>42214167
>fat
>anglo
>ugly
Enough said

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>>42213777

>lifting to Russian Orthodox chanting
>using a program made by a Turk

>>42215591
Why would anyone want to kill all of their gains like that and become a malnourished commie bitch?

>>42215591
It's like you want to fail on purpose

>>42215591
Need food for gainz retard...

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>>42215591

>not lifting to cleanse the steppes of Communists
>not lifting to smash communists
>not lifting while praising the almighty in-order to instate a pan-Eurasian monarchic empire.

Never gonna make it you commie fucks.

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>>42213777
>shitskin head in the pic

>>42216477
I think that's his hair

>>42213777
7 is one of the holiest numbers.
So is the number 3.
You got 3 7s.

Trips confirm God truly is blessing you anon.

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>>42213777
>believing in god in an age where we have space exploration

>>42216521
Edgey atheist coming through everyone.

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>>42216538
>believing in santa

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>>42216538
>every atheist is a cuckold liberal

God made me in his own image :~)

>>42213777
Dream gym right here

>>42213777
Muscular Christian reporting in. This basically describes what I'm striving for. Right now I'm still working out at LA Fitness, but once I get enough money, I'll shill out and make a homegym similar to this

>>42216940
>>42216748
>>42213899
>>42214007

Amen brothers

What kinda stuff should I put on the walls of a home gym?

Ah, some /rel/ brothers I see.

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Agnei Parthae is GOAT night time running music

>>42213777
>>load the plates for the Lord, using only the most holy of routines - StrongLifts 5x5

The Lord did Crossfit,though.

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>>42217947
>Crossfit

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>>42213777
>not lifting to awaken the spirit of Wotan among the germanic peoples

>>42213777
>cut eyes out of photos of women while sipping protein

Sounds like my kind of workout!

sounds comfy man

>>42213777
>LARPing this hard as yuri boyka
jej

>>42213777
Doing it right.

>>42215591
i am neither sharing my wealth nor my gains with scum like you

>>42213777
You better have assistance excercises added to SL.

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>>42216477
>not praying to the Monolith with your brothers
>expecting your wish to make gains to be fullfilled

>>42215591
Absolutely abhorrent. Revise your world view anon.

>>42215490
Here you go brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMtyTXDc9Fw

>>42213777
>worshiping a golden idol is a grave sin against God
>...but worshiping a Nazarene Jew is just fine!
Christcucks, when will they learn?

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>>42215307
confirmed

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>>42213777
That's an awful lot of icons you got there, anon.

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ad majorem Dei gloriam, brother

In hoc signo vinces

>>42218516
>youtube

I'm digging this. I so want to rock a power rack with candles and slav chants. thanks for the idea

>>42215591
>literally wanting to wait for bread
>having to eat your infant children for gains

this is how stupid and gullible nu-males are

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>>42216504
777 is God's number in Hebrew.
Also Jesus was against organized Religion, he told his followers to believe in him. Don't get caught up in man-made traditions, take the Word of God(King James Bible) and let it guide you whatever church you go to.
Also (((Catholics))) and the (((Pope))) have always been Pagan.
http://www.eaec.org/cults/romancatholic.htm
our body is a temple, treat it as such. Go out and be ripped, it is Holy.

>>42219746
basilica isnt form basilisk you moron. its greek for royal covered portico. which is what it is, a covered building where lawyers met to discuss legal matters with people.
>locusts
its bees you moron because the barberini worked as hard as bees.

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>>42220204
Pope isn't a Chrsitian or Catholic,he's a Jesuit. Look up what Jesuits believe, and they own the Free Masons.
Only through Christ can you be saved. I'm not any Religion desu, on;y follow the teachings of Christ and as such, I take the Bible as the literal word of God, anything else is a Heresy.

i have a vinyl record of choral music that sounds heavenly. i also have a home gym in the garage. i now know what i'm going to do the next time i'm home alone.

>>42216521
>Believing we're in an "age of space exploration" when we've been to 0.00000000000000001% of the known universe

>>42219746
>saying that the Church that was founded by Jesus Christ Himself is pagan (Peter was the first Pope)

Oh ok then.

>>42213777
God is not real. You die and nothing happens. Accept it you scared little babies

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>>42220429
>Neither Jesus, nor the apostles, nor the early Christians considered Peter as superior to the other apostles. He was simply a man privileged to be part of the apostolic ministry and a member of the body of Christ, which is the church. There is only one Head of the church, and that Head is Jesus Christ, not Peter (Ephesians 1:20-22; 5:23; Colossians 1:18; et al.).
Peter wasn't a Pope. I'm not dogmatic, I only look for the truth, I was an atheist for many years. You have to be true to yourself, Catholicism is inter-twined with pagan beliefs, it'a fact.Christmas is the birth of Horus, not Jesus.
>>42220439
Ye, of little faith.

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>>42220352
As a Freemason and Shriner, this is literally the first I am hearing of this. gg

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>>42219746
>Mary in a mitochondria
These guys ever heard of apophenia?

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>dedicate my gains to the Lord and pray post-workout

AMEN Brother. I see that you are blessed with great gains.

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>>42220464
Why would they tell you? I do think you are a good person being misled. What is the light you are seeking?The light is lucifer, Albert Pike admits this, and Albert Pike was controlled by a Jesuit Priest. All them stems from Mystery Religon of Babylon. I implore you to do your own research, don't take my word for it

Well without the Catholic Church Europe and the rest of the world would have been conquered by Muslims.

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>>42220429

>>42215591
Get fucked, brainlet

>>42215591
t.brainlet

>>42220428
Also the fact that that given that parts of the universe are billions of years older than ours and would have civilizations billions of years ahead of us in technology and yet we find none of them exploring the universe. Interstellar space travel will never be possible and intergalactic travel will definitely never be possible.

>>42220675
The Catholic Church is the reason the Byzantines fell...

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>>42220824
Rick and morty BTFO

>>42220463
Okay so who was your church founded by?
Some guy in the 1960s?

>>42219746
Well, fortunately protestants have nothing to do with the Catholic church

Here's a little food for thought:
Romans 16:17-19

>>42213777
i wish you great gainz, brother.

>>42220840
>letting the eternal venetian off the hook
They can't keep getting away with this

>>42220824
> Implying there is not a strict military in space keeping all presence and communication restricted to lower life forms.

> Implying they didn't deem us too stupid and purposely avoid our part of the universe.

> Implying there is something of interest around us that would bring an advanced civilization within noticeable distance.

> Implying you know anything about physics and possibilities when you're sitting on a Himalayan donkey breeding message board.

Really sends the old noodle for a jog.

>>42220352
>I take the Bible as the literal word of God, anything else is a Heresy.
Exodus 20:13 vs Exodus 32:27
Ephesians 2:8-9 vs James 2:24
Malachi 3:6 vs Exodus 32:14
Genesis 9:3 vs Romans 14:21
Proverbs 24:17 vs Psalms 58:1

You are a fool and an idolator then

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ignore heretics, αδελφοί εν Χριστώ

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>>42218765
Fuck off proddie, Veneration is not worship
>Muh Scripture is infallible
>Proceeds to change scripture.

>He doesn't use viking shit for work outs.

It's like you don't want gains from Valhalla.

>>42220715
Not a proddie but that last line is extremely funny to me considering what some of the later Popes would do.

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>>42222328
>Pagan larping
WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIET

>>42220352
Im not one to bash religion, but you do realize the Bible has been edited by man many times right?

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>>42215591
Away from here

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>>42213777
>he still has an imaginary friend

>>42213777
I lift for God too, and for the feeling of being able to protect my gf and children.

>SL
>Not sheiko or at worst nSuns
brah...

>>42216470
>ungern on /fit/
Iveseen it all now.
The mad baron lives.

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>>42213777

You're black?

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>>42213777
>not being in communion with Rome
>being a part of a schismatic sect of smelly Arabs and gypsies

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>>42215591
Gains can't be socially engineered.

>>42216521
>believing we've ever gone to space

>>42213777

Cлaвa бoгy, aминь

>>42213777
What a blessed thread

>>42217947
...oh I get it

>>42222866

i love that image, because it implies that Islam is superiour to european culture

>>42222802
>not being in communion with Constantinople, Jerusalem, Antioch, and Alexandria
>not being in communion with St. Brigid, St. Patrick, and St. Benedict
>liturgical belly dance

hey at least your sacraments are valid, guess you'll make it in the end

>>42213777
That sounds amazing and I'm not even religious

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I lift my cross for the lord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXElcQft4V0

>>42223388
>Constantinople

You mean Istanbul

>Antioch

You mean Damascus

>Jerusalem

Not in communion with Antioch

>Alexandria

Is Coptic

Also
>muh pentarchy
Means absolutely nothing

>>42222299
Not surprisingly, Dostoevsky is the best out of the three

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>>42218765

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>>42220824
Google nasa hyperdrive, shit is absolutely possible, we just need to downsize the energy requirements so it's feasible for us to test it.

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>>42223477
>crossfit

>>42223507
>antioch
>damascus

>>42223875
Here's another I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huT2a-Anyos

>>42222802
>wanting to be with the same guys who worked with mafias

For what purpose?

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>>42213777
Jesus looks so ripped it's like his last supper was only pure protein

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>>42213777
Is that you OP?

>>42224005

Antioch is in ruins, the patriarch lives in Damascus. Both of them.

>>42220824
>implying self-destruction is not a thing
>implying extinction of a race is impossible
>implying they didn't already come here 800 million years ago and find nothing
>implying they would allow themselves to be found with our mediocre technology should they happen to exist at the same time in the same general place as us

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Any strong jews here?

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>>42226458

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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>>42226458
word up. I got them good Russian Jew genes. always been naturally muscular. I have to be careful about how much I squat because my gluteal musculature makes me outgrow pants like a motherfucker

>>42223383
It is though. A fitter group is moving in and taking the environment for itself. Such is nature.

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>>42215591
FALSE GOD

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>>42225266
jesus so swole he turns carbs into protein

>>42226458
>Oh vey gains!

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>>42227281
>He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said, "Take my gains, all of you. We're all gonna make it, brahs."

>>42213777
Gee thanks OP I just got eyestrain from rolling my goddamned eyes so hard at your over-the-top nonsense.
>believing in imaginary beings
OW OW OW I JUST DID IT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MY EYES ARE CRAMPING

>>42227334
The only thing you've lifted is your fedora and Richard Dawkins books

>>42227334
Yoir identity is imaginary so I'm sure you don't even believe in yourself
>listening to somebody who doesn't believe in himself
Kek. No thanks.

>>42227317
Thank you for this anon.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

>>42223507
>being THIS happy for islamic conquest
yea nice bro mashallah

>>42213777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXr-Kfa4_cY&list=PLzi_LAySj82enKbZhLGtmyLZr0MIKjgXH&index=5

>Lights flip on

>SAY WILL YOU STAND UP FOR CHRIST AND COMBAT

>>42213777
romanian orthodox here, you livin' the life

>>42213777

Cross-fit, actually.

>>42213777
God bless you anon, hyped up to lift now. Dedicating this session to Urban the 2nd I think.

>>42228751
Bless up my friend

>>42219746
>>42220352
Ok this is obviously retarded and has no relation to history or reality. But I'm a history major with a focus on Jesuit history and want to know what you think the Jesuits believe

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>not attuning yourself with mother nature and gaining strength for your lifts through Gaia itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPbriKs_sI

>>42229152
>lifting to some hippy voodoo belief about mother earth and weed

Wew I bet you think isolation exercises are useful

>>42216521
that's one of the worst points i've ever seen an atheist make
congratulations, now off you go to reddit

>>42215591
How would you redistribute gains to lazy fucks like loser marx though?
Protip: you can't

>>42222299
osteen is more of a self help guru,
not really a pastor

>>42219746
Amen
catholics, Follow Christ & only Him!
not the saints, not Mary, nor the pope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lky7vsRhgIg

>>42229560
t. armlet

>>42222222
checkin

>>42230183
t. Amenlet

>>42226528
not memeing I think you should start wearing addidas sweatpants more if you don't already mine still fit me after getting thicker legs

>>42230835
Is this why all slavs wear adidas?

>>42230183
>>42230752
kekistan

>not medieval French hymns
O
FILII
ET
FILIAE

>>42221117
Lol assuming he's Wiccan. Anyone who's been into paganism for longer than a week knows that Wicca is retarded.

>>42222802
>not being in communion with Russia, the one true remaining empire of Christ and the true successor to Christian Rome
Kiss more Mudslime feet, faggot.

>>42225841
Russian Orthodox, that pic us of some disgusting Church of England friar tuck shit

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>>42213777
>lifting to dieties from even before the Dark Age of Technology

never gonna make it

>>42215591
Because I want my gains to prosper, unlike countries which used marxist ideology

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>blessed by the orthodox church
>swole af

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>>42213777
>tfw atheist

>>42234766
nice gyno

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>>42215591
I normally don't like to pile on when a bunch of anons are making fun of the same post.

Except this one, fuck commies, your helicopter awaits.

>>42236180
Prepare to lift your sins in purgatory, read up on the myth of sisyphus

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>>42213777
stop obsessing over the body of christ, fag

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https://youtu.be/8-EfW7gYzns

May the holy gains be with you

>>42229579
>implying Christcucks haven't made hundreds of worse points attempting to defend their kike on a stick

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>>42237352
I didn't know Muslims were Christian too

>>42213777
Pride is a sin goy