>start lifting
>noob gains all around
>stop after 3 months
>wait one month
>start lifting again
>noob gains all around
>repeat ad infinitum
Holy shit /fit/ I have found this fucking glitch man. This is like natural roiding,like I'm cheating the system, do I still deserve my natty card ?
>>42210511
Hurry up and get your squat max above 200lbs
>tfw wanted to start nofap today
guess tomorrow's a good day too
>>42210519
This famlam
>>42210519
I achieved that on my second noob gain cycle. Right now my squat max is at 1300lbs, after 9 cycles .
2B more like 2 cute feet ^_^
>lifting for a few months
>stall eventually
>load up on creatine for a week
>bust through plateau
>stop taking creatine and repeat the process when I stall again
this shit just happened
>started lifting last year
>progress has been quite slow
>today go to the gym
>was stalling at 200lb bench
>go to bench, start with 180lb
>easy
>190lb
>easy
>200lb
>easy
>210lbs
>easy holy shit broke the PR
>220lbs
>easy
>WTF
>half an hour later I'm benching 600lbs ezpz
>pump out my sets, fucking confident as shit
>inform gym owner of my insane gains in a single fucking day
>he says he knew it, he had just set the gym gravity chamber to triple the earth's gravity since the last year and turned it to normal today
Fucking gains goblin
>>42210519
>7 months lifting
>1 squat max is 140 lb
>>42210741
>triple earth gravity
Damn bro that's some goku shit
>>42210765
>2 years lifting
>can't even walk into the squat rack