>walk into gym > I DONT NEED A RICH BOY I DONT WANT DOLLARS

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>DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A HANDSOME ITALIAN

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>>42208831
>walk into gym
MY NAMES BLURRY FACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

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>slowly waddle into gym
>IM LIKE BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS, AY. CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

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>go to the gym in 2017
>SO ROCKABY BABY ROCKABYYYYY

give us this day our daily thread

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>>42208831
>Walk into gym
>The silence of the gym pierces your ears
>You begin to realize you have wasted the best years of your life on this superficial venture, gaining only a little muscle along the way. The feats that you have accomplished are so few and far apart compared to your old high school peers. Many of them are married and even have children, while you don't even have any real life friends to talk to about your (albeit shallow) interests. You sit on the bench, due to the weight of your failed life causing your legs to weaken and shake. You hold your face in your hands, as tears begin streaming down your face. "Whee did everything go so wrong?" You begin to think to yourself. Is it possible you were born like this, always meant to live this lonely existence? Or perhaps, much like Faust, your desire for your simple minded goals clouded your judgement into making the poor decision of starting this sordid journey, while choosing to turn away from any and all forms of redemption along the way.
You remember a saying you heard somewhere, perhaps on a homosexual fetish forum, that went as such: "A human suffers two deaths. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time when somebody says your name for the last time." You begin to realize, with as little impact as you have left on the people around you, that you've already achieved second death. No one will mourn you when you pass on. Your struggles have been futile.

>Then you realize you're at your home gym and forgot to turn your stereo on. You reach beside the bench and pick up the small stereo remote and press Play.

>BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
>BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
>BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
>ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
>ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE"

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>>42208831
>walk past the squat rack
>some 120lbs kid quarter squatting
>hard in the paint blasting out of his apple headphones

>walk into gym
>sounds blasting loudly from zumba class
>ALL WE HEAR IS
>*clap clap*
>RADIO GA GA
>*clap clap*
>RADIO GOO GOO
>*clap clap*
>RADIO GA GA


Those were some of the greatest music I heard from a Zumba class, I really felt lots of energy from the class that it seemed I went into a disco bar.

>>42209026
>someone typed this
>someone actually thinks like this

>>42209119
Welcome to /fit/

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>stroll into gym
>WALK IN NEIMAN MARCUS AND I SPEND A LIGHT FIDDY
>PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION, SHOOTERS THEY BE RIGHT WIT' ME
>BAD BITCH
>CUTE FACE
>AND SOME NICE TITTIES

>walk into 2009 gym
>THIS TIME BABY ILL BEEEEEEEEE BULLETPROOOF

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>walk into gym
>I'M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL
>mfw

>CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIRE WOOOORK
>GO AND SHOW EM WHAAT YOURE WOOORTH

>>42208831
>Call it violence
>Call it trust
>Call it pleasure
>Call it lust
>Pain is horror
>Pain is torture
>Pain is never enough
>Feel the anger
>Feel the hate
>Feel the madness I create
>Pain is human
>Pain is power

>Gonna FUCK YOU UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHP

>FAHWK YEEEEWW HUUUUUUUUUUP

Home gym masterace.

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>>42208831

>waltz into gymnasium
>orchestra pit beneath the squat rack begins playing Coriolan Overture, Op. 62

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>>42211300
>Coriolan Overture, Op. 62
If this is real I need to go to this gym...

>>42211446
why would I post it if it's not real, dumb fuck

>>42211562
because this is 4chan and everybody here is a liar. Listening to Mendelssohn Symphony no. 3 now.

Im just jelly.

>Enter the gym
>SIX DOUBLE 0 THATS THE SQUAD I TRUST

>Enter gym in mid 2000s workout compilation
>ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

>make this same thread yesterday
>zero replies

kk whatever /fit/

>>42208862
Fuck that's great.
Sabaton is fun as hell

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>>42208831
DES
PA
CITO

>>42211729
singer of linkin park just an hero´d

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>enters gym
>DAICHI WO FUMISHIMETE
>KIMI WO MEZAMETEIKU
>TENSHI NO HOHOEMI DE
>TSUREDASHITEEEEE!!!

>>42211975
F

>walk in to the gym in 2017
>I KILL CAUSE IM HUNGRYYY

>>42211786
DEEEEE DEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE DEE DEE DEE DEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE DEE DEE DEE DEDEDEDEDEDEDE DEDEDEDEDEDEDE

>>42211975
eh, life is suffering when you're rich, famous and travelling all around the world to be praised by thousands

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>>42212038

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>walk into gym
>SOJUZ NJERUSHIMYY RJESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
>SPLOTILA NAVJEKI VJELIKAJA RUS
>DA ZDRAVSTVUJET SOZDANNYY VOLJEJ NARODOV
>YEDINYY, MOGUCHIJ SOVYETSKIJ SOJUZ

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>>42208831
>gym plays linkin park today

>walk into gym
>RAS RAS RAS ETO HARDBAS

>>42213515
>that shitty ass transliteration
tiem 4 goo lag kiddo

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>>42211786
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM YOU FUCKING SPICS
FUCK THIS SONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42215947
I've never heard of it. I never listen to billboard or top 40 and I take earphones to the gym. If I've left them, the gym staff usually put my playlist on the stereo because they like my shit.

>>42209026

kek`d