this man slaps your girlfriends ass and demands you pay

>>42208382
ask the lady who she is and pay the good man his tax.

jizya huh... meet me in the showers achmed

>>42208382
Fuck off Pajeet

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>>42208406

>>42208382
I've got a cold and running a slight fever, so I'll just pull my revolver out and shoot him.

>>42208382
why are ripped pajeets so funny?

>>42208430
WHAT DID PROBABLY INDIANA JONES MEANT BY THIS FELLOW ANONYMOUS 4CHANERS?

>>42208382
I ask him why I need to pay jizya to a Sikh.

Srsly, learn the fucking difference before you go on a hate-crime spree against a race that has fought Muslims for 400 years. You inbred whigger.

Are kebabs good for gains?

>>42208497
Not really.
It's like weiners, you don't know wtf you're eating.
And if it's quality meat it's a bit wasteful, you could eat it as steaks instead.

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>>42208382
Why would a Sikh demand Jizya?

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This guy slaps your girlfriends ass and demands you convert to islam.

What do?

>>42208650
Thats a sikh i think

>>42208884
>Al Qaeda extremists make Sikh gains
They'll all convert, and leave Islam behind.

>>42208884
He still demands you convert to Islam and become ultimate cuck in the eyes of his religion.

>>42208382
>jizya

he is sikh you fucking inbred

>>42208497
its protein and fat

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>>42208923
C'MON

>>42208382
well he might as well have just raped her so I would pull out the good ole CC and shoot him

>>42208382
i will make him kneel and taste the sweet juices of my throbbing cock as i jam it in to his mouth. No homo

>>42208480
Sikhs dealt the death blow to the last great Islamic caliphate, ISIS's grandaddy, the Mughal Empire, just a few hundred years ago, and were renowned in the Western world for it. Today, in the age of unparalleled access to information, they are mistaken for adherents to the religion that slaughtered their ancestors before they banded together and struck them down.

Just lol

>>42208579
>>42208480
Came to say this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism

Why can the sikhs be so ripped if they wanted to while pajeets are literally 11 inch arms and 42 inch waistline pieces of shit?

I mean, they're literally neighbors in the same country right?

>>42208480
mooj motherfucker

>>42211809

>ISIS grandaddy

This is the most retarded stretch I've heard all month. Mughals have zero influence on contemporary militant islamic jihadism.

The origin of ISIS ideologically was with the rise of Wahabbism/Salafism under the Al-Wahhab in Saudi Arabia and the teaching of an excuted preacher named Qutb in Egypt.

>>42211809
>>42212165

As if the exact methodology has any importance. He's on the money with the relation he made. You're just jerking yourself off with that pointless addendum. You're probably a Muslim or a Trudeau-esque lover of them trying to differentiate the 'extremists' from the general pop. The core concept is the same - they both were trying to establish a worldwide Islamic caliphate as decreed by the Qu'ran. Like true Muslims should.

If only the Sikhs would have accepted the British's offer of a Khalistani republic, perhaps their Khalsa tradition might have remained as martial as it once was.

>>42208382
That's a Sikh you dumb moron, they literally kill mudslimes and are generally good people.

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>>42208382
He wouldn't do that Sikhs are bro tier. Islam can piss off.

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>>42208382

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I guess this is as good a place to ask.

In all seriousness, /fit/, how do i achieve Star Platinum swole? I don't mind how long it takes.
I know very well I won't magically grow 5 inches, I'm only interested in the gains.

21y/o, 5'11". Last I checked, a little over 80kg and BMI25.

>>42208382
Thats not a Muslim, but a Sikh, you fucking retard.

Muslims generally don't wear a moustache.

>>42213438
Bread,oats and bench

>>42213348
Minutes

>>42212029
Food and genetics.
Also different race and work ethics

Sikhs originated from northern, richer parts of india with better crops etc, while pajeets from the southern with more dry/less habitable climates

Also sikhs are of indo aryan race (same as persians, original arabs etc) while pajeets are not.

Im not even indian/paki whatever so correct me if im wrong

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>>42213453
Ok, a little more specific? Bench can mean a whole lot of areas to work on.

For what it's worth, I do have quite broad shoulders, and a Mesomorph body. Although i'm quite lazy about cooking, so i've got a little gut.

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>>42208382

He's a Sikh not a muslim.

>>42208382
Cut off his hands for trying to steal my property.

>>42208382
>Navtej Singh
>collecting jizya tax

Why would a sikh be collecting a muslim tax on non-muslims? And why did he just slap my boyfriend on the ass?

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>>42208382
Ask him why he is larping as a Muslim when he is a Sikh.

>>42211809
>>42211990
Indian subcontinent has a very rich history. I did a paper on them and was surprised by how vast it was and ancient it was. Too bad they are a bunch of shit flinging apes now.
And it wasn't exactly the Sikhs who ended the mughal empire, it was the marathas

Some interesting reads for you bros.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratha_Empire

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vijayanagara_Empire

>>42208382
Call him a curry nigger, say that mohommed fucks pigs in hell, then run. Cardio kills gains, so after a mile he'll be deflated and then I can rub bacon in his face.

>>42214149

gonna need more of that gif and/or sauce, senpai

>>42208382
Look, I don't like shitskins but I dislike shitskins who practice Islam the most.
Sikhs are like the anti-muslim, they're fine in my book as long as they integrate and don't cause any trouble.

>>42213494
>mesomorph meme

Start lifting mate, doesn't matter what, you just need to get into the habit of going to the gym.

After being serious about this for 3-4 years, if you still want to look like a cartoon character, you can start experimenting with gear.

Until then, read the sticky.

>>42213360
found the sikh.

>>42214244
Amen

>>42208884
He's a sikh cunt, brah.

>>42208406
Kek

>>42208382
Sikh gains bro. Now get the fuck outta my gf

>>42213328
>come on fit expecting dank health memes
>get crippling khalistan feels instead

I did not come on 4chan for this.

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Okay. Sikh here. Just thought I'd clarify some points.

1.
Sikhs are not against Muslims.
They are against oppression. Their warfare with the Mughals was primarily over the forced conversion of Hindus if they could not pay Jizya. Somewhat relevant to OP.
The writings of both Muslims and Hindus are included in the Sikh scriptures, cementing it's status as being impartial amongst different faiths, and a fair arbiter.

2.
Sikhs are not inherently muscular/ripped. They are/were accepted from all different classes and castes.
The result is a diverse and eclectic diaspora across the east from all kinds of backgrounds.
If anything, they inherit a pride of maintaining their body which is established in their scriptures and commandments, that they should practice martial valour and look after themselves and others, in every sense.
They also practice feeding the homeless, and have a strong sense of communal eating.
They have benefited (in terms of gains) from having discipline and nutrition, which has been the staple and cornerstone of their religious beliefs.
Having said that, many Sikhs came from the Punjab, and are of a hardy, rural farmer stock, known to working physical labour and warriorship.
But that alone does not make a Sikh.

3. No, the Sikhs do not hate muslims and did not end the Mughal empire, but their establishment heralded the end of an era, and many centuries of persecution, slaughter and massacres until the present time. In a very literal sense, the Sikhs have experienced a series of holocausts from their creation until the present day, and have responded with vicious guerilla warfare against all who would attempt to subjugate them.
I like to think that it was the Sikhs who tipped the scales of history, if they did not win the war, precisely.
They were adept soldiers and have been in varying forces, independent, british, and on the side of victims.

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>>42216557
>Sikhs are not against Muslims
>They are against oppression

So they are against Muslims?

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>>42216557
>come into /fit/ expecting gay porn and momscience
>learn about a religion instead
4chan may be on its last legs but this board's still alright.

>>42216557
Sikh cunts are the only Indians I will tolerate in my gym
Because they're fuckin' Sikh

>>42216557

>Okay. Sikh here.

Total bro sighted, lads.

>>42218303
>>42218288
>people still try to claim the West is 'racist' against Muslims because theyre brown
>meanwhile we fucking love Sikhs

>>42218315
Never met a Sikh who wasn't selfless, polite and disciplined.

Had an office job with some, worked a labour job with some. Couldn't fault them. They taught me about the 5 K's and their history is fascinating af. They strongly believe in standing up for others and communal giving.

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>>42218315
They tend to be genuinely likable people. I used to live next to two Sikh brothers in college who invited my roommate and I over for dinner nearly every night because they apparently "made too much food".

We dubbed it "Secret Sikh Food"

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>>42211990
wow dude you're so intelligent you know what a sikh is

>>42216557
who's the wizard in the pic?

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>>42218315
Sikhs are bretty bro-tier. Particularly I met one when I was going camping with my family and a bad storm hit the area, and he was the closest motel. Gave us money off because my mom is handicapped and we woke up to him making us breakfast and blessed us before we left. Offered me a job to be manager of the hotel actually. Hope he's still alright.

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>>42212029
Sikhs are required by their religion to always carry at least one dagger on their person and most of them (the ones I know at least) ascribe to the idea that a man is required to better himself in order to be able to do his duty.

Pajeets drink cow piss and think it gives them magic powers.

>>42208480
>after 9/11 a sikh was killed because they thought he was a Muslim
America is a hilarious country.