>Hey anon! >I see you going to the gym all the time, I'll

Bye stupid bitch

Chad doesn't text, he shouts and his message is carried across the hills

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>>42208110
I had my shins blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun in WWII you cunt

>>42208119
Kek'd

>>42208119
>the virgin text
>the chad opera

>>42208260
You carefully research her interests and try to form a witty, succinct message to impress her.

Chad sends a group text to 60 women of his full hog.

>>42208260
>the virgin whisper
>The Chad Shout™

Hm. This is similar to my Saturdays. I run next to the girl and then it's as if she's exerting all her energy trying to run in front of me. So I'll playfully tap her on the head with my metal water bottle and the silly girl screams for help lol Some guy always takes it the wrong way and chases me off but you can be damn well sure that I'll be there the next Saturday looking for more playmates.

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>>42208119

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>>42208292
Fuckin' K E K

>>42208271
>You carefully research her interests and try to form a witty, succinct message to impress her.
Are you a butcher cause you really cured my meat

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>>42208292

>>42208110
"Yeah let's go for a run right now"
>do a 360 and sprint away

Not fit related

>>42208110
i cant agree more. chad is handsome.

>sorry, I can't run because I have neither my compression shorts nor my petroleum jelly on. if I were to run right now, I'd be walking like a cowboy who shit himself for the next 3 days. Count your blessings that you'll never have to experience the discomfort of chafing the back of your balls, little girl.