Is it possible to be offensive against a grizzly bear? Does yelling

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>>42188343
>Is it possible to be offensive against a grizzly bear?

Sure, pic related.

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>>42188343
Maybe if you're big.

>>42188343
Have you never been to bear country?

If it's black, right back. If it's brown, lay down, if it's white say good night.

>>42188398
>lay down
why though. sounds pretty pussy to me

>>42188343
Nigga it's a fucking animal you're gonna get mauled

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>>42188431
Shut up nigger. No retarded bear is doing shit to me. I'll smack the shit out of that fucking idiot in their big dumb head.

>>42188518
Fuark, that's alpha as fuck.

>>42188398
It's supposed to make the bear go look for "fresher" food.

I dont know man, people say to do it. Fucking weird. I guess it's your best bet because a brown bear isnt going to back down. If you try to get big and scare it off it'll eat you alive.

If you stand your ground it'll eat you alive.

If you run, it'll eat you alive.

So you just pretend to be dead and hope that it leaves you alone.

Polar bear is irrelevant, there's nothing you can do. They're unbelievable.

>>42188518
I fucking knew it. This is literally brains vs. brawn.

>>42188518
damn...

what exactly makes a polar bear worse than a grizzly? are they bigger in size or something?

>>42188614
polar bears are more predatory

>>>42188577
Run to the nearest body of water. Polar bears are notoriously bad swimmers.

>>42188614
Polar bears average ~1000lbs while grizzly bears average ~600lbs.

Polar bears are also (as far as I know) purely carnivorous while other bears are, at least to some degree, omnivores)

>>42188614
Polar bears are like grizzlies on tren

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>>42188614
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/animalpages/animal-dangerous-17.htm

>It is the most carnivorous member of the bear family, and the one that is most likely to prey on humans as food.

>Polar bears are aggressive, curious, and extremely dangerous to humans. A Polar bear should never be approached and if one is spotted, it is best to retreat slowly on foot, preferably to indoors, or move away in a vehicle.

>The Polar bear is the largest living land carnivore, twice the weight of a Siberian tiger. Most adult males weigh from 400 to 600 kg (880 to 1300 lb) and exceptionally, up to 800 kg (1750 lb).

Fuck that I'll fuck it up.

>>42188343
Grizzlys weigh between 400-790 ur most likely going to die

>>42188614
Polar bears are one of the few animals left on earth that don't often run into humans and haven't had the short-term "evolutionary" traits wired in to avoid them as much as possible. Brown bears and Grizzlies will TRY to avoid you if possible, and usually purposeful bear attacks occur when the bear is just too injured or weak to chase any other prey. Polar bears on the other hand will HUNT for humans as potential prey, not to mention they are far larger than a grizzly and are more adapted in general to slaughter things two to three times your size and strength. They can swim at roughly 6 MPH, sprint at around 25 MPH, and can track seals off from 20 miles; combine all this into an actual desire to kill and consume people and you are fucked.

Of course, they're called POLAR bears for a reason, you're not going to be running into these fucking things out in the woods of Colorado or anything.

>>42188639
good advice right here

wwwcompareanimalcom/2014/08/compare-polar-bear-vs-grizzly-bear.html

> levels of autism even sonic posters know nothing about

>>42188428
because a black bear is roughly your size and realistically could be seriously injured or die in a confrontation, so by acting aggressive it gives it reason to run away.

A grizzly does not perceive you as a threat, so playing dead is your best bet

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>>42188700
>>42188662
>>42188655

>there are animals walking this earth RIGHT NOW that weigh nearly up to a ton, run faster than the fastest man alive, can literally swipe the head clean off a human being in one shot, and go out of their way to eat people

>>42188518
So I've actually heard of this and the other instance.

So obviously its possible (though unlikely) for a human to take down a grizzly BEARhanded

Now obviously its impossible for a human being to take down a gorilla with no weapons. Maybe like a one in a billion fluke were the human hits the gorilla just the right way before it can hit him with its autistic flailing, but still 99.99forever% impossible.

However, I've heard people say a grizzly can take a gorilla. Any truth to this?

>>42188716
When i was 8-11 years old i was really into animal fights,i remember that at 8 i was going through a site similar to this,and saw a post about a fight beetween a siberian tiger and a grizzly bear.Since that happened,i got interested in animals and lurked untill at 11 i started to go into other fields.

>>42188815
Yeah,Grizzlies can take out a Gorilla easily.

>>42188815
the problem with gorillas vs anything is that they've reached the more advanced level of self preservation where they actually subconsciously stunt their own strength for fear of being injured

grizzly bears are smart, but they don't have that near human intelligence that keeps them from thinking "well, we're about even in size, this could go bad," they're just dangerous ass bears that will fight just about anything, and because of that they don't hold any punches and would definitely beat a gorilla

>>42188343
If you have a gun
Yeah scream at it all you want and don't back a inch
If not,don't try

>>42188343
You can def be offensive against them. Though be prepared to have your head clawed the fuck out of it

>>42188639
sounds legit.

>>42188905
So its like paper-scissors-rock if rock still beat paper 99% of the time by fucking crushing it

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HIGHLY DEADLY

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>>42189018
CARNIVOROUS ANIMAL

>>42189018
>>42189032

~~kawaii uguu

I want to kick the shit out of a panda.
Smug bamboo eating cunts.

>>42188577
Grizzlys are territorial.
When they charge you they almost always don't have the intent of killing, they want you gone.
Running just agitates the fuckers so you have three options.

1.) Lay down, they will still throw some claws in there but don't have intent to kill/eat, though it still could happen
2.) Mace the faggot, since they shouldn't be going for a kill or food they usually run
3.) Shoot it. The reason why mace has better effectiveness is because the bear that most likely didn't have the intent of hunting you is now fighting for survival and is fucking pissed, he will kill you.

Polar bears will just fuck your shit up.
Of course the BEST solution would be you having a gun and the marksmanship to take down a bear within several seconds but practically no one has those capabilities, bears are fast.

>>42188747
While obviously bigger than a black bear, brown bears actually avoid humans as much as possible, and only attack when they feel threatened or surprised. Black bears and polar bears on the other hand have been known to hunt humans as food

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>>42189032
>>42189018
>>42188518
>>42188343
To any idiot who thinks a gorilla would stand a chance is living in a fantasy world.

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>>42189039
not CUTE

DANGEROUS

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>>42189086
wait did he just take a shit mid fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZvCgSmV9JA

is this natty?

>>42189063
a fucking men

>>42189177
>Not shitting while showing dominance . I know some faggot who has never been in a fight for bear pussy

>>42189081
the laying down thing isn't even a sure way to survive, its literally 50/50 at that point if the bear comes up to sniff you. Better hope its not hungry or a momma with cubs.

>>42189018
>[The fur] also renders them nearly invisible in the infrared; only their breath and muzzles can be seen.

fuck polar bears vs gorilla
What about polar bear vs the predator?

>>42189192
poor babby
:(

>>42188461

True alpha right here

>>42189334
Oh yeah bear is probably going to attack it just won't have the tenacity of "I'm killing this nigga for food or protection" usually, running can make it more likely it will fuck you up on purpose.
Momma with cubs isn't fucking around she is protecting and hungry bear (most bears don't attack humans with intent of food) shouldn't happen unless it's starving.

But how many wolves would it take to fuck up a polar bear?

>>42188778
AND these niggers can swim faster than Michael Phelps

>>42188518
>Petersen
He sorted himself out.

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>>42188343
Seems like the best bet is to play dead and hope they aren't hungry.

>>42189177
The urge to shot during a fight is common among many species. You'd know this if you weren't a weak, niggerfaggotcuck who's never been in a fight.