>shitting in gym bathroom
>cute female janitor walks in with mop
>near closing time
>trying to be quiet, hope she will leave
>hear her replacing soap canisters
>stomach rumbles and my liquid shit reflects off the bowl and sprays in a parabola over my head, spreading a pattern on the tile wall.
>walk out and sit on the curb, waiting for my brothers girlfriend to pick me up
I mean it's not even funny at this point
>>42180738
Welcome to 4chan summerfag.
>>42180761
>see guy shit over his own head and into the tile wall
>he walks out without looking at me
>he did not even tip