to the people who had a lot of hookups: what percentage of girls

No girl has pussy like homer simpson

haven't seen Homer yet but I swear to god this one gal had a vag just like Moe. I was taken aback at first but Moe is my bro so I just figured I'd go with it

>>42166058
you sure
http://www.extra.cz/images/thumbs/a3/48/a3480a1-146639-24-658x900-fit.jpg

>be me
>be on date, it's going well
>we are walking around the lake talking about our lives
>gently brush up against her arm with my own
>grab her hand and intertwine my fingers in hers
>she blushes
>feelsgood
>continue to chat about where we see ourselves in the future, what our life goals are, interests, etc.
>she looks at me and smiles, quickly looks away
>finish our walk and I take her to her car
>she looks deep into my eyes
>she mumbles under her breath a phrase that I have heard before, but couldn't place
>"I doh-doh-doh-don't know how to kiss, anon"
>I tell her it's okay and that I don't want to pressure her
>gently place my hand on the small of her back and pull her close to me
>she blushes again and it feels like time is standing still
>as we bring our faces closer together, she violently smashes her teeth into my chin and lets loose a "DOH!" and pulls away
>her skin begins to turn from a smooth and pale white to a very saturated yellow hue
>I can visibly see her facial hair grow in around her mouth
>her shirt grows a collar and as she exhales a beer belly appears out of nowhere
>I watch in horror as all of her hair falls out and scatters to the wind
>tfw homer was hiding inside a qt3.14 and couldn't even kiss you

>>42166038
10% maybe. Most girls I've hooked up with I actually didn't get a good look at the pussy. They're really all about the same, only about 1 in 10 are outliers in one way or another.