Hey /fit/ femanon here, what level of fitness do i need to reach

just don't be fat

Kill yourself

If u r asking you will never bf that tier of guy. Girls unlock hotness thru genetics if u not hot enuf now u else never be. !!!!

>>42163383
post pics of your bod

Hey let me make this funny bait thread on /fit/.
I'm gonna tell them that I'm a girl :)

>>42163383
just be yourself :^)

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Unless you look like Lydia Valentin, don't even bother desu. Perfect body

>>42163402
upboated

>>42163453
Any tips on program/diet?

>>42163500

weightlifting and steroids

>>42163383
Rip out as many beta hearts as you can and wear them as a trophy necklace

The alpha will be attracted to the musk smell of the necklace consisting of writhing agony and sleepless nights.

He will then enter his primal stage slamming you against a wall and inseminating you.

>>42163383
Looks like a homo. My suggestion is grow a cock and balls.

>>42163383
Don't be fat. Don't have an ugly face.

You could work out your lower body, nice legs thighs and ass are a lot more appealing than tits.

>>42163727
Forgot to add emphasis on face.

If you don't have a nice face, you can just settle for any beta. It's amazing how low beta standards are. The ugliest woman in the world can find beta orbiters.

this board sucks, you can't identify people, you don't see the nationality of posters, /pol/ is far better

>>42163815
We need not flag but one rep max.

>>42163840
That is one of the brightest ideas i've read so far. Things would change around here.

>>42163383
>>42163396
You will need two legs and a vagina.
Also bodyfat below 30%

>>42163773
Thanks so i should focus on squats?
I have dated alot of "betas" and they just dont satisfy me, i want to feel safe and secure with a real man.

>>42163977
lmao @ the fact you think you deserve to be in a relationship with a "real man"

sure you can hook up with one but

If you want to actually be in a relationship with a guy, who has a good body that isn't complete trash you're gonna need to be intelligent, nice, social, well-educated and read, organised, not a slut or obsessed with your social image and good-looking.

the reason why you won't ever have a good boyfriend isn't because of your glutes it's cuz you have to ask 4chan for advice on how to make yourself more desireable, seemingly thinking that the only thing that keeps you from dating prince charming is your fucking ass.

Pretty much the equivalent of me posting a pic of some model and asking "what bodypart do I have to focus on in order to marry a girl like this"

Fucking lower your expectations.

>>42164117
This is pretty much what my last beta BF told me when i broke up with him, Jason is that you?

>>42164150
No, but it looks like your ex had a more realistic view on life than you do.

>>42164150
Jordan??

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>>42164150

>>42163815
Lurk moar, don't samefag

>>42164719
JEERRRY, JEERRRY, JERRY!!!

>>42163383
We'll be an actual female for starters. Traps don't count

>>42165149
is >>42164719
your beta ex?

>>42164117

lmao fucking brutal, preach bro

>>42165327
Not the same dude, I was just indicating that this should be a Jerry Springer episode.

>>42163383

OP unless you post pics (don't have to be nude) we can't give you honest advice. You could be a landwhale or a cheerleader with low self esteem...

>>42164150
Emily?

>>42165437
Chad?

>>42164150
Stacey?

>>42163383
>>42163700
Digits have spoken, its the only way OP. Godspeed.

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>>42165888
What more proof could you want?

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>>42164117
wew lad

>>42163383
holy crap that guy is ugly af. Go find a man that loves you, lol.
now to the actual point, just don't be fat.

>>42163383
listen up OP there are two foolproof ways to achieve this
>post tits
>GTFO

/fit/dudes like that fuel their gains with HIGH TEST. Add a pint of ice cream to your daily meal plan.

>>42165446
>>42165437
>>42164719
>>42165839
Bane?

>>42163383
don't be fat, don't have an ugly face or teeth. Smile and be confident. Be very confident but humble.