You and your gf are at the gym when this girl comes up and slaps

>>42161792

tell her to keep her hands off my woman and then get her phone number

She looks like a faggot so I know she'll be using the leg press machine. I design an intricate hoist and pulley system which lifts 1,000kg just as she is going for her 100th 10kg rep. In between her grunts I activate the hoist, insert the pin into the 1,000KG plate and then kill the hoist. She's instantly squashed. into a pulpy red mist. Only her mohawked scalp remains which I take and wear as a trophy.

>>42161792
Shit she's flexing 2 ceps
That kinda game is maximum cep flex

Say fuck off you filthy dyke

>>42161792
Slap her ass back

>>42161792
Look them directly in the eyes until I finish.