I got the nick name Clark Kent at work, should I burn my office

>>42156358
In what world is being compared to superman bad?

>>42156368
Bizarro World.

>>42156368
To be fair, it might also be because he's a meek nerd who is huge.

Better than being called Smallville.
I'd love to be compared to a fucking super hero.

>>42156423
Clark Kent as a nickname in rl (coming from normies) just insinuates you're big and wear glasses. Clark is a super doofus but no one in rl really knows that.

>>42156358
Fucker. I get called Jeff goldblum. Enjoy Clark Kent.

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>>42156423
I'm a meek nerd and a doofus

>>42156358
Why would you? I got it at college and honestly it boosted my confidence a lot

>>42156423
>>42156441
But he still fucks Lois on swoleness alone. There is no down side to being called Clark Kent if you have even an iota of confidence or self esteem.

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>>42156415

>>42156530
I'm not a Superman expert, but isn't she in love with Superman before Clark?

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>>42156415

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>>42156358
Coming off a cut, looking hella lean and vascular, and a friend asked me since when did I turn into Wolverine.

Felt fucking good man.

>>42156468
But are you Clark swole?
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/06/dude-so-and-so-got-so-fucking-jacked.html?zx=24b67d3984dbe33a
>http://aretheyonsteroids.com/henry-cavill-steroids/

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>>42156638
I'm a big guy

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I work production at a tech company and all the people I work with are fat af, I ride 10 miles to work and 10-20 miles home (sometimes I like my scenic route) and they all think it's amazing as fuck. All the thicc girls mire the hell out of my though so that's fun.

ive been called jake gyllenhall 6 times in the past year by randoms

>>42158479
But are you Southpaw Gyllenhaal or Nightcrawler Gyllenhaal?

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>>42156913
for who?

>>42156913

ya know... I'm not one for shaving body hair... I don't do it except my Wolverine shoulder pads... but have you considered buzzing it down ?

>I think it would look okay.

>>42158479
That's because you look like you have autism!!!FACT!!!

>>42156415
Well

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>anything vaguely physical needs to be done
>ooo ask Anon, he's so stong ;)~
not even mad

>>42156913
exactky as you are id let you pound your anger into my buss

>>42156913
never shave anything, you're manly/10

>>42156358
Nigga, don't be upset when you're compared to the greatest person to ever exist after my mom

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>>42156415

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>>42156358
>>42156368
>>42156423

It's all about posture

>>42156913
Trim it to 6 mm. You'll look better.

>>42156358

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

>>42158520
so what sexy man are you compared to regularly by strangers? oh, nobody ever? sorry.

>>42158495
desu im not a jake fan so i dont know either of those refefrences, if im bad jake or good jake i dont care, he is god tier sexy so i guess im ok

>>42158893
well now that ive looked up both you're references im neither, i dont even see how we look alike but apparently strangers do

>>42156358
Biggest and most annoying change is the wannabe alphas and fat as fatasses feel a perpetual need to compete with me in regards to everything, doesn't even have to be strength related.

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>>42156415
spbp

>>42158495
Donnie Darko Gyllenhaal

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>>42156415

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>>42161398
Could be worse

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>>42156358
I am Peter Parker at my job.

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>>42164247
I demand pics

>>42156358
Fuck no, you should be proud af

>>42158479
are you me?

>>42164281
lel

>>42156358
I actually had a black dude at work say something like that to me recently.
>You've got some Clark Kent shit going on, anon
Feels noice

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>>42156358

SUPERMAN IS SUPER CHAD

OP, do you look like this when you take your glassess off?

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>>42164281
Hey Jonah could I get an advance with this. Money has been tight.

>>42156446
Now, now, I think that, actually, from a certain, uh, perspective, that being compared to Jeff Goldblum could, uh, be a very, very good thing.