Times When Mirin Did More Bad Than Good >feel like absolute

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Times When Mirin Did More Bad Than Good

>feel like absolute shit
>everytime I eat my entire brain goes numb and foggy and I have spontaneous sweat sessions and unusual heart beat
>go to doc to see what's up
>tell him my symtpoms
>he does a bunch of lab work and while waiting for the results gives me a check up
>tells me to lay down, sit up, stand up as he times my pulse and takes blood pressure and listens to heart
>"Wow anon, you must really keep in shape. You have fantastic cardiovascular health"
>NoCardioIsBestCardio.tif
>Doc gets blood work back
>"No allergies and no deficiencies of any kind? Wow, lucky draw of the genetics cards"
>tfw I'm 6' too
>checks my eyes
>"I don't think I've ever seen eyes like this! I'm tempted to say they're better than 20/20. You should be a pilot or something"
>sends me home because "..everyone gets sweaty and tired every now and then.."
>Figured I just needed to rest a couple days
>5 weeks later have blood toxicity levels so high that it causes heart palpatations, amnesia and delirium
>lost 15lbs due to not being able to eat much without having my body crash for 4 hours
>in the hospital with suspected liver disease and/or hyperthyroidism

Thanks a shit ton fuckin quack. I never even go to the doctors but the one time I try I get turned away. The quack even called me a few days ago to ask for my routine and diet so he can recommend them to his clients.

Told him I weedwack blackberry bushes as a full-time job and eat the berries that fall off so as to hide my power level from this quack

Fuck you Doctor Dave