GOMAD

>>42147319
>drinking sperm

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>>42147319
>mfw monster zero ultra became available in Pakistan for the first time
Continental sipping lads

>>42147319
Your heart would explode no?

>>42147329
No but my gains have.

Also eating fried crickets helps with gains to.

>>42147345
Fried crickets served with an ant patty and washed down with a can of Sip

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>>42147319

>mfw I tasted purple sips for the first time today

>>42147319
>tfw i almost bought a sip the other day
>ALMOST

you jews can't control me!!!

>bought sip last gym sesh
>actually tastes good

I hate all of you

>>42147319
>Gallon Of Monster A Day
Live hard, die young.

>>42147319
>gallon
At least you're a problem that will solve itself.

yo but just imagine what a gallon of sips would feel like. thats about 7 cans of sips holy shit

>>42147919
moar like

>live fat and beetus like, die young

>>42149411

>Sips
>Sugar

Pick one

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>mfw on vacation in a foreign country and they sell sips here unlike in my home country where they only sell the regular monster
>tfw that first sip of my lifetime

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>>42147319
Viral marketers pls leave.

At least crunchies are good for you and don't benefit evil corporations.

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>drinking straight from the can
plebs the lot of you

>tfw only ever saw white sip in my country

>>42149465
drinking jew cum

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>>42147319
>buying sips when they are 2 for $4 at my local gas station

>>42147319
>Gallon Of Monster A Day
>640mg of caffeine, daily
RIP in peace, OP.

In all seriousness nobody should be using that much caffeine every single day, not even spread out over the course of the day. You'll end up with hypertension and probably a heart murmur, and a massive case of caffeine addiction. Considering that most of /fit/ avoids any sort of cardio-pulmonary training, you might even have a stroke or heart attack from it.

>>42150340
these things can be reversed r-right??

>>42147319
>mfw trppin' on syd and playing music
>feel dehydrated
>drive to store
>buy jewnectar
>sip as reality becomes meme

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>>42150822
>

>>42147319
Is it really good? Healthy at all?

>>42150853
Better than pre-workouts I shit you not. Only the white sips though.

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find a flaw

professional advice: You can't.

>>42147377
>tfw still no purple sips anywhere

>>42152227
its not the worst but its not the best either

better than red,blue, and yellow but worse than white,black

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>>42147377
>finally find a purple sip and try it for the first time
>disappointed

Guess I'll keep buying red sips.

>>42152632
what the fuck?

likes red sips but doesnt like purple sips

>>42152687
Purple tastes weird to me and red doesn't taste that much different from the original.

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>>42150263
>tfw 2 for $3.80

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>>42149650
>drinking /pol/ kool-aid

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>>42147919

>>42150340
Been doing around 1k mg of caffeine a day for the last 6 years. Aside from the anxiety I'm pretty healthy. But if I miss taking caffeine at certain parts of the day I either get extremely pissed off or get bad headaches. And if I wanted to not take caffeine I can sleep for 40-50 hours no problem.

>>42152227
Not available in 24-ounce can

>>42147319
>near processing plant and get to try samples of the new melon and kiwi flavored sips

Like the best thing in the world..

>>42147319
Gallon of Marketing a Day

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Anyone hoarding the original fabled yellow sip? a shame they were replaced by a less fruity blend

>>42153760
Why

>>42157466
I work 12-16 hour shifts.

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>>42153729

>>42147319
Caffeine pills + water is cheaper.