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ITT: Weird shit that has happened to you during /fit/ ralted activities
>Be me
>14 Years old
>Go to swiming classes
>Hard but rewarding
>Since I was a teen, that 6 pack was everything
>And damm right I did have it.
>But thats besides the point
>Finished class
>im with my little bro (5 yo at the time), older bro (16) and lil bro's friends
>They mess around while me and older bro just talk at the edge of the pool
>Suddenly, wild autismo tard appears
>Didnt know what his age was, but he was clearly younger than me. Like 10-12 yo
>Fat as a baby whale
>Brown hair
>Had a gab between his teeth wide enough for an SJW to fit in there.
>Jesus christ his gaze
>HIS DAMM FACE WAS SCARY
>Those eyes, wide open, and always a weird ass smile.
>had actually seen him a few times before
>Acted like a 5 yo
>Always randomly yelling and doing weird ass stuff, running around, with his pants falling off, revealing his upper asscrack
>Ok so back to the story
>Me and older bro babysitting lil bro n' co.
>Mr.Mommy smoked with me on her womb approaches
>swiming like a dog, pool was 2m deep
>Starts dropping spaghuetti everywere
>Just spouting random gibberish, while swiming towards me
>Always with a face that is gonna rape my dog
>Off all his nosense, I can remember some stuff
>KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, 8x1?
>incoherentscreeching.jpeg
>The part that I remember the best about his glorious speech was math skills
>Keep asking me fucking multiplications
>KIIIIIIIIIIIIID, 8X1?
>KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, 4X8?
>KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, (insert random multiplication)
>You name it, he asked for it. Jesus was he scary.
>His fucking teeth were so big, me and bro were geniunly terrified.
>i couldnt shake the feeling he was gonna bite one of my fingers off.
Cont.
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>We and bro laughed nerviously, while sort of answering his questions
>Snapped out of it
>See that lil bro n' co. are startig to get spooped too
>decide to pull em out
>Kid starts yelling random gibberish, but louder
>Hardly making any sense now
>We walked-as-fast-as-humanly-possible away from there.2
>Mom appeared, distracted him
>Weranthefuckinghellaway.scared
>get back to mom
>tell her wat happened
>We laugh it off, she gives us sort of a speech about special childre
>Rest of the day was uneventful.
Have another story about him.
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>>42146971
No one gives a shit about your story.
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Ok so this one is a bit different. Setting is mostly the same.
>Im babysitting lil bro
>Now, on the olympic pool (2m deep, 50m long, appeared in previous story), Some old guys usually play water polo
>they set up a small field with some ropes and play in there
>Some kids palying around there too
>Autismus maximus there
>Get concerned the second I see him
>I see that they start playign with some of the spare balls
>Think nothing of it
>some balls go flying
>they end u in the middle fo the pool
>See a little gril struggling to get to them
>Decide to go help her, why not
>Swim there, get them, start going back
>Go back and forth getting them
>Getting the last ones
>The kid of a thousand syndromes has seen
me.
>K whatever
>I WANT IT
>GIMMI BALL
>MUUST HAS BALL
>GIMI BALL, ITS MINE
>GIMMI
>GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>accent in every letter of the word
Get there
>give fat gollum his precious
>Go away
Same thing happened a lil bit later
>See some kids playing with a soccer ball
>They send it flying
>Its about to enter the area were the old men were playing
>Not_onmywatch.jpeg
>Swim
>Get dat shet
>start swimign back to shore
>See fat golluthere
>Awfugdissheitnotagain.crap
>same random spaguetti cannon from before
>but this time
>Tardarus puts all his might into his legs
> jumps in the water
>swims as autisticly as a only he can
>spouting gibberish surprisingly higher than last time
>get to shore
>give kid his shit
>go running away.
And thats that.
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cool
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>>42146971
you do not belong here
leave
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>>42146971
This is not related to fit in the slightest and was a shitty story to boot. Go to b. Saged.
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