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>walk into locker room at my gym
>can not remember combination for my locker
>mom won't be back for two hours to pick me up
>(we live in a small town, she drops me off while driving out of town to do the errands)
>forced to work out in my sports jacket and nice khaki pants
>doing some lifts on the smith press, feeling ok
>atractive guy walks in and smirks at me
>"look at this queer bait in the sports jacket!" he says
>put my head down and lift
>"everything ok, pal?" he says
>"yeah, why do you care?" i say (louder than i intended, everyone is looking)
>he spills his shake on my jacket and walks away
>currently sitting under shower, with my waterproof cell phone, gym closes soon and mom isn't here
>feel like shit
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>>42125438
1. tell receptionist about what happened
2. get guy kicked out of gym
3. ???
4. get better clothing
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>>42125438
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>>42125458
>1. I was working out in my khakis
>Receptionist laughs for 2 hours
>Receptionist calms down, calls another employee
>"Anon worked out in khakis"
>Employee laughs for inf/0 hours
>Employee calms down
>Grabs intercom
>"Hey everyone, Anon lifted in his khakis"
>Just then, mom comes in.
>Employee grabs mom, "Did you see Anon lifting in his Khakis?
>Mom laughs for sq(inf)/0 hours
>Universe ends.
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>>42125495
I bet they will call you a virgin as well
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>cell phone starts getting hot, from all the call attempts to mom
>worry it will explode like they do on the news
>lift shower drain grate and put the phone into it (don't want to be responsible for the explosion)
>people are watching
>eventually police lead mom in as she places a blanket over me
>she squeezes me and reminds me of my that I mean the world to her
>feel like i could lift 100 pounds
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>>42125516
If you were in my gym I would be nice to you. Too bad I don't go to gyms anymore, pal. The world is my gym.
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>>42125438
You deserve whatever happened to you for benching in the smith machine. Man the fuck up.
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>>42125438
It's hard not laugh really loud in public places, please warning next time OP
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>>42125438
You are a pathetic idiot and a failure.
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>>42125438
damn that is some really beta passive aggressive shit
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>>42125570
Wtf does that even mean faggot
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