>walk into the gym >the gym necromancer forgot to resurrect

manlet pit was the height of this meme, it's been all downhill from there

>>42115187
>walk into the /fit/
>the OP faggot forgot that this doesn't deserve it's own thread
>again
JUST

>>42115199
>>42115221
>walk into the thread
>its full of sadcunts
>again
JUST

>gym troll stole plates in the early afternoon
>only cardio bunnies and old people to fend them off
>theyre strewn all across the gym along with the dumbbells and medicine balls by the time I get there after work
>some guy lost 3 teeth apparently

>walk into gym
>ouch

>walk into the gym
>the gym nigger left the plates a mess
>again
JUST

>guy squatting with a medicine ball
>trying to heal his quads

>gym guard confiscated my dagger
>nothing to fend off the gym hawk

>>42115187
>walk into gym
>finish workout, only OHPs remaining
>bandits have established their hideout at the squat rack, bounty is tons of different dumbells and plates, won't let anyone in

I-I-guess I'll OHP tomorrow

>Plate gets stuck in dispenser
>Ignore "don't put hand into plate dispenser" sign
>Lose hand to gains goblin

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>>42115409

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I tried getting to the gym early so I could dry my asshole off on the wall mounted asshole dryer, alas some faggots were there all drying their hands(?)

>decline bench press
>do it anyways

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>Doing preacher curls
>Finish set
>Hand the curl bar to the gym butler
>He loses balance and stumbles
>Drops at least 5 of the 2.5lb plates off of one side
>Cracks the glass underneath
>Gym orca whale jumps out from the gym aquarium floor
>Can't finish the set because he eats the EZ curl bar

Worst of all, the gym marine biologist blames me for the orca's upset stomach.

Had to wait an hour and give up on dead hangs because the last guy wouldn't get out of the noose

>barbell rows on land
>get nowhere in both distance and muscle

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>local family owned gym calls for global jihad against Gold's

>walk into gym
>the gym crier is off with a sore throat AGAIN
>nobody knows how many reps they're up to

think it's time to find a new gym lads

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>walk to power rack
>now all 45lb pl8s identify as 10lb pl8s

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>Walk into gym
>Can't weigh myself because the local "real women" threw away the scales in protest

>walk into gym
>someone forgot to charge the squat rack, again

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>Technician working on a treadmill screen after manlet broke it
>Ask him what's the problem
>It was a short circuit

>>42116157
This is a different meme. I can make you an appointment with the gym meme master to explain you the difference.

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>>42115187
>every year our gym sacrifices a virgin gym member to appease the gym's snake god.
>still eligible for sacrifice.
My protective charms have not failed me yet, wish me luck bros.

>walk into gym
>a knave announces my entry with trumpets and song
>looks like gymknights took my favourite barbell for jousting again
>whatever just grab some other one
>approach the squat rack
>have to walk past Excaliburn the legendary deadlift, as fools break their backs trying to lift it
>my squat rack looks filthy because the gym alchemist failed to turn his above parallel reps into gains again
>load the bar, today is PR day
>the gym wizard approaches me mid set
>"What are you doing, fool!? This isn't a barbell! This is my magic staff!"
>oh shit
>"Hail King Rip, Hall and the Zyzz,
but your gains turn to the Abyss!"
>collapse under the weight
>wake up in the dyeldungeon

>Rack gremlins ripping apart the squat rack because the gym owner forgot to leave out their nightly muscle milk

>first day working at my gym
>chubby 6/10 bbw leaves her sweaty stinky shoes in the girls changing rooms
>make sure nobody is around
>sniff the fuck out of them

god damn my dick was DIAMOND hard

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>walk into gym
>still can't reach the 6'2" hand dryer
>have to use the manlet handlet dryer

>>42115187
>walk into the gym
>see one guy with one hand using the machine with sort of utilities
>I had to force myself not stare at him

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>tfw mark deviltoe made me deadlift Tiny's parents again

>walk into the gym
>FUCK it's Manlet hour
>Get swarmed
>taken to their leader
>Ginger ponce with a funny hat
>told me I had to pay the tall tax
>Comes out to lamo4pl8
>Empty my pockets
>5 25s and a 2.5 fall out
>they laugh and take both my legs
>Now I'm officially Manlet teir
>people ask me what happened
>I tell them I came up short

>mfw I always wanted to be a necromancer or lich


Best powers desu.