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>Be me
>At gym mirin' 3.14 pi
>She lifts a decent amount for roastie
>Squats nearly as much as I do
>Thosebuns.jpg
>Decide to work up the courage to say something to her
>See her at least three days a week
>Never think of the perfect thing to say
>Walking out one day and she is in the hallway
>Just as I pass her she says "hey"
>Rush to the front door
>Don't look back or slow down
>Drive home at nearly twice the speed limit
Am I fucked /fit/?
Lol
>>42114674
>3.14pi
The fuck is a pipi?
>>42114674
I'll finish your story anon.
>proceeds to go on 4chan
>"HUURRR WHY CAN'T I GET A GF TFW NO GF HURRDURRR WOMEN ARE EVIL 80/20 HURRR I WANT TO KILL MY SELF"
You are very welcome.
>>42114694
>>42114674
>pipi
I lost
>>42114707
You sound like a fucking idiot
>>42114796
t. bitter robot
>>42114674
Bro i had a similar albiet SLIGHTLY less autistic thing happen. Long story short she will never speak to you again.
>>42114835
This isnt the board for you
>work with semi-cute girl
>we talk a bit and i say some mildly entertaining stuff
>see her on tinder
>panic and reject her
now things could be weird!!! >_<
pipi poopoo
Here's a tip when you see a girl you're interested in spring into action quickly. If you try to wait for the perfect moment you just knead anxiety then when you finally say something you end up sperging. Go into these kind of things with the mindset of having fun whatever the outcome. If you tell yourself "I'm gonna try to impress this qt and get her number" you put a ton of pressure on yourself. Lighten up and have fun man. Life is short.
>>42115269
Where was this guy when I was buying rope and a stool?
>>42114674
>3.14 pi