I'm big into Halloween, and often start saving up in July

>>42112578
/fit/ gender swaps

>having to save for a costume

You like 12 or something?

Im gonna dress as a cowboy
I've never been to Halloween party tho, is that costume passable?

wear a sign that says "to women, from God"

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>>42112578
Clark Kent

1. Well-fitting suit+ tie/shoes, well-fitting white buttonup
2. Superman Underarmour shirt
3. Thick-rimmed glasses (warby parker works well)

Throw that all on. Use some gel for a clark kent look. Unbutton 4-6 buttons


It's good because you won't look like an insecure attention whore who goes as a 300 Spartan or Tarzan or whatever. Also, you'll be very attractive as you'll be in a nice suit and not scary. Girls tend to think Clark Kent is cute and approachable. You can act it up and be in character kind of clumsy or not realize your shirt is unbuttoned. Also,as you are in a suit, you can non-awkwardly bounce from a Halloween party and go get a drink a nice place without worrying about your prosthetic zombie eye making everyone scream.


Doesn't work if you're a manlet.

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>>42112578
ryu

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>>42112578
King Crimson from JoJo

>Looks cool, yet has a scary vibe to it
>Muscular. gets to show off gains

you're probably going to have to make the costume yourself or something though

>>42113886
>oh cool anon, are you like a clown or a jester or something
>n-no I'm an anime character w-where are you going?

>>42113924
"Yeah its from some show i once watched. Thought it looked creepy."

"What are you dressed as?"

All you have to do is not by a literal autist.

>>42112578
saddam hussein

>>42113999
those numbers

looks like OP will need to grow a thick mustache till halloween

>>42113924
Just say comic series instead of anime like a non-sperg.

>>42113886
If you're gonna go with something from JoJo to show off your gains, Star Platinum would be the best way to go imo.

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>>42113999
>not getting those swim gainz
>never gonna make it

>>42112578
just dress like a sex offender, paint "free candy" on your car and drive around in your neighborhood