My son has epilepsy, he's right here next to me. Any advice

>>42106819
First go to a doctor you idiot

Second if you won't go to a doctor cause you're a retard, then do a keto diet. Shit works wonders for epileptics I heard

>>42106819
Admiral Spire, is exterminators the only solution?

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

�Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!�

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

�How old is this rock, pinhead?�

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied �4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian�

�Wrong. It�s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real� then it should be an animal now�

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the �poor� (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named �Small Government� flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>>42106819
Levitracem, valproic acid, lamactil are used to control my sisters seizures. But she has all 6 types randomly.

Go to a neurologist.

And tell your son he will be fine. Epilepsy isnt a death sentence and if its well controlled can be almost non existent to him. Good luck. God bless.

>>42107068
Well that picture just put him out assh*les

>>42106819
funny you ask that given how much wars the topic starts on /fit/ but keto diet first experimentation and use was for epileptic children.
It is still used today in children's hospitals, look it up.
This being said, lease don't put a child on a restrictive diet without medical advice and regular follow-ups with a doctor.

>>42106819
Clamp his eyes open and show him only videos of flashing lights, 8 hours a day. He will either be cured or die.

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>>42106819
Why cure when you can just give him insta punishment when he misbehave?

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obligatory post

>>42107027
A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Erich Ludendorff."

At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Gefreiter who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi."

"Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The scientific model must be applied to the concept of the political, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure."

The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. A reichsadler named "Hakenkreuz" flew into the room and perched atop the Nationalflagge and shed a tear on the chalk board. ''Mein Kampf'' was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

The Jew's bank was expropriated the next day. He died in Treblinka and was tossed into a fountain of blood for all eternity. His skin was magically transformed into soap.

Über Alles.

>>42107158
Shit you got me

>>42106819
ketogenic diet

>>42106819
DUDE WEED, LMAO

>>42106819
Cannabis. No joke. It's a proven cure for epilepsy.

>>42107172
Der arische held

>>42107222
There is no "cure" for epilepsy. You can only make it very controlled. But you will never "cure" it.

Buddy of mine has epilepsy, and said he absolutely hated the medication. He read somewhere that taking magnesium can help with it, so he started taking magnesium supplements, and stopped taking his meds. He hasn't had a seizure in almost a decade.

>>42106819
Keto diet is used to reduce epilepsy, and that's not a meme.
Even though its use in other pathologies is unclear
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28373848

The meme is ppl using it as a regular diet