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>Dark Gainer: You have only begun to discover your gainz. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to Planet Fitness.
>Luke Skygainer: I'll never join you!
>Gainer: If you only knew the power of the Black Card. Wan-Mo Rep never told you what happened to your father.
>Luke: He told me enough! He told me you Lunked™ him!
>Gainer: No. I am your father.
>Luke: No... no. That's not true. Those gains are impossible!
>Gainer: Search your genetics. You know it to be true.
>Luke: Noooo! Noooo!
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