Walk into the gym "DES-PA-CIIIIIIITOOOO". Do a

>>42092608
You missed gains day because of a song?

Also a 360 would take you back into the gym you fuck wit.

Never gonna make it.

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>>42092618


>Also a 360 would take you back into the gym you fuck wit.

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>the club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go

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I wonder why that song is so popular. It's like Fonsi sold his soul for a post-no me doy por vencido hit.

Somewhat /fit/ related: whoever is in charge of Fonsi's image does a really good job of hiding how chubby and unattractive he is. When I saw him on Noches con Platanito, I didn't even recognize who he was.

Compare pic related to his music videos.

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>>42092608
>hearing anything through heavy ass music blasting in my earbuds

lel!

i also did faux pas once in my gym
>squatting
>music is on
>like 5th rep
>notice people are standing still for weird long amount of time like time stopped
>the fuck
>rerack the weight
>take earbuds out
>dead fucking silence, to the point im sure cardiobunnies on other side of gym heard Jens Kidman shouting his ass off from my earbuds
>no shit i legit had to turn the volume down it was so quiet but i was still wheezing after squats
>mfw it was remembrance day and i didnt know there was minutes of silence in netherlands
those gains were for the fallen

>>42092608
Not going to lie, I absolutely despise that song. My wife loves it because he is a "sexy Latino hombre." So I put her down a few notches and impregnated her again. Anything to stay dominant. Bitch needs better taste in music.

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>>42092608
SO ROCKABYE BAAAAAAABY ROCKABYE

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>>42092608
>Video has nearly 2.5 billion views on YouTube
>had literally never heard it before until just now

Am I out of touch?

>>42092805
How often do you go out?

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>walk into the gym
>I BEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE SIX WITH MY WOES

>>42092618
Fucking summefags

>>42092805
Yeah I happened upon it a couple weeks ago; no idea how I didn't hear about something with so many views but it's the most generic fucking pop song ever except it's in Spanish.

>>42092961
Its really sad too, because a lot of spanish language club hits are fun. I hit a PR listening to Vamos a la Playa last week.

>>42092608
>Do a 360 and go home
Because the gym is the home.

>>42092618
Welcome to 4chan

>>42092608
first time ever being in a gym last year, walk into the weight room "SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVVVVVERYBODY" god dammit

>>42093090
>I hit a PR listening to Vamos a la Playa last week.

You have a hell of a lot of nerve talking bad about Despacito, sweet fucking jesus.

>>42092618
Get the fuck off my board normie

>>42093226

I would take despacito over vamos a la playa anyday

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>>42092618

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>Nossa
>Nossa

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>>42093226
>>42093252

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MESA
MESA
MESA QUE MÁS APLAUDA LE MANDO LE MANDO LE MANDO LA NIÑA
ZA ZA ZA YAKUZA YAKUZA

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>>42092684
>Jens Kidman
My man, Bleed makes me feel like I can smash a rock with my forehead

>>42092618
Hooked in a few who were probably summerfags last year. Well done.

Walk into the gym "HUNID ON MY WRIST, EIGHTY ON MY WRIST, HUNID ON MY WRIST, EIGHT ON MY WRIST." Do a 360 and DEROSE DEROSE DEROSE DEROSE DYROS DYROS DYROS

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>>42092608
That song makes my blood boil

>>42092608
>walk into the gym
>couple of gym bunnies doing cardio and that stretching shit they do where they kneel on a mat and shove their ass in the air
>several dyel guys doing shitty brosplits and spending most of their time talking and checking their phones
>a few old blokes doing 5lb curls looking like thier 3rd heart attack is just around the corner
>Capital radio blasting out the same shitty pop music on repeat like a 12yr old's Spotify playlist
>I enter the arena
>18 stone and 6ft5 of pure God
>they all know what is coming
>I march straight into the gym office to the music system
>nearly wrench the tuning dial clean off as my gigantic hormone-disfigured hands perform perhaps the most important part of my daily lifting ritual
>5 minutes later, everyone on the gym is looking on in a mixture of pure awe, astonishment, and fear as I blast out 3pl8 OHP sets to the dulcet and reassuring tones of John Humphreys as he presents the Today programme on BBC Radio 4
>leave the gym an hour later, treading through puddles of tears, old man sweat, and pussy juice, never forgetting to turn the radio station back before I make my triumphant exit

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>walk into /homegym/
>here a strange, evil laugh
>"feels good"
>hear classic hip hop group drop bars
>PR in deadlift and squat on the same day

FEELS GOOD

>>42094081
This is the content I come here for

>>42093659
POP 4 XANS AND I FEEL LIKE A HERO
DEROSE DEORSE

>>42092618
Are you enjoying your summer on 4chan?

>>42094128

What think about their new album tho?

Pretty shit imo

>>42092608
>Walk into gym
>Bon Appétit babe

y-you t-too

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>walk into gym
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

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>>42095217
> pic related is you

>>42092618
summerfag

>walk into the gym

>AND SHE SAID WHERE YOU WANNA GO
>HOW MUCH YOU WANNA LIFT

good song bruh.

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>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>>42097769
I wish my gym would play only Vietnam era songs so I could take my fucking headphones off for once.

CCR Related story
>go camping
>campground privately owned
>outhouse has speakers
>CCR greatest hits on loop for 3 days
>can hear it from our tent at night due to silent wilderness and lack of other campers

Funny thing is my dad got driven mad by it and he was alive during nam, but honestly I didn't mind it much.

>>42097769
It's called "fortunate son" you pleb

>>42097986

no it's "it ain't me" by the fortunate sons you fucking retart

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>>42092608
>go to the gym
>skinny as fuck, literally Auschwitz mode
>/fit/ chads make fun of me
Reminder that skinny guys suffer 200% more bullying than fatties at the gym

>>42097986
SUMMER
CAN'T
END
SOON
ENOUGH

>>42092618
How would a xbox360 take him back home you fucking faggot?

>>42092608
Felt

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>walk into gym
>put earbuds in
>ignore shit gym music

>>42092911
YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GO!

>>42092618
I honestly can't tell if the replies to this post are all bait. Bait replies to a bait reply. Fuck.

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>walk into the gym in 1994
>Snap! starts playing
>do a 360 and snap your shit

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>>42092608
>walk into gym
>BE HUMBLE
>SIT DOWN

>walk int he gym 1970s
>Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
>You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high,
>You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;
>they're gonna love you.

>>42092635
I hope you realize that that song is meant to motivate females

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>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT?

>>42100529
i fucking hope so or this place is worse than reddit lmfao

>SUMMER NIGHTS WERE MADE FOR MISBEHAVING
This song is playing every time I'm walking into the gym even though I go in at different times. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

>>42094081
l-l-london?...

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>>42092618
>>42097986
lel

>CAUSE I GOT ISSUES
>AND I CAN SNAP JUST LIKE THAT

fucking christ, radio is just filled with fuckboy music

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This is what OP meant by this.

>>42092618
>360 would take you back to the gym
>topkek

>>42092911
I MIGHT DECLARE IT A HOLIDAY AS SOON AS BAKKA GET BACK ON THE ROAD

>>42093252
Ever heard of Danza Kuduro, YungBlood?

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>/fat/ty here
>want to lose w8
>go to gym
>get intimidated, do a 180 to leave as salty tears begin to form
>"BECAUSE IM HAPPYYY, CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAPPINESS IS THE TRUTH"
>was my ex fav song before she broke up with me for gaining 40lbs
>remember kissing her for the first time at a football game while this song was playing
>remembering the feel of her lips, how both of our friends ooooh and aaaahed
>turn around with a gleam in my eye, motivated af
>s**t my pants on the first rep w/ 2.5lb pl8s
>fitness center employee hears my wounded animal noises, comes over and asks if I need help
>cardio bunnies snicker
>leave and never return
>another 12 months and 25lbs heavier
>feelsbadman
I have accepted that my first kiss with her was the peak of my human experience, am ok with dying in a pile of McDoonlads wrappers and my own excrement

Damn. I made a post EXACTLY like this on /int/ but it was about walking into a bar. Fuck I hate that song and I have to hear it every day

>>42092618
WHOOOOSH

>>42095292
you probably won't see this but it was pretty meh. A few gems, like the song with vince staples, but otherwise boring.

>>42097986
he was talking about this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8
pic is unrelated

>>42096408
Everytime. I have heard at least 3 remixes of this

>>42104366
My wife loves it... Its so normie manufactured sounding...

>walk into gym
>ALL GUNS
>ALL GUNS BLAZING

>2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j741TUIET0

>walk into a meat store
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS
>WITH THE PUMPED-UP KICKS