Is there a way to unironically achieve chimpanzee-like functional

>>42087632
I see you Woolie

>>42087632

Yes do calisthenics , if you look at monkeys thats all they do

Monkeys have amazing grip strength because they are designed to swing from branches.

>>42087632
>can I breath in water like the fish
gee what are genetics?

>>42087632
Closest thing is being fantastic at strongman lifts

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You will never.

>>42087632
Calisthenics and using full body movements for everything.
Chimps are on the move none stop, they climb trees, walk on all fours, crack open things with their hands, it's all about constant movement.
However you don't have testicles the size of a chimps so no, it's not possible for a normal human.
Chimps have huge testicles and a lot of testosterone.

>>42088463
>buy test supplements
>do what you saidd
>????
>profit

>>42087632
>However you don't have testicles the size of a chimps so no, it's not possible for a normal human.
My testicles are at least the size of 2 chimps

>>42087632
No
It's not their muscles but the nerves
In chimps a group of nerves will act on the entire arm while in humans the nerve bundles are more spread out allowing for finer motor movement and accuracy
A chimp can crush your skull but a human can hit a chimp in the head with a rock from several meters away