If god exists, why did he make egg farts smell so bad? Also,

i enjoy my own egg farts so i think its a gift from god

i also think asparagus is an anti-depressent cause the smell of my pee is so funny that i cant be sad

>>42080257
If an all knowing, benevolent god exists, he wouldn't wish us to inflict harm upon one another whether it be fellow humans or other earthlings.
Please stop supporting a practice that forces debeaked female chickens to sleep where they shit into tiny confined spaces, while the males are ground up alive. You wouldn't cut your Labrador's nose off and you wouldn't drop a baby kitten/puppy into a blender.
There are other alternatives to eggs that are just as affordable, nutritious and delicious while being cruelty free.
Please stop eating eggs.

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM YOU GIANT CUNT

>Also, should I only eat the egg white?

No. This being good for you was debunked years ago.

>>42080501
>>42080543
Not gonna make it.

>>42080557
>This being good for you was debunked years ago.
This is a meme. Dietary cholesterol increases serum cholesterol. Post a single study disproving me. No, posting three character limit's worth of blog articles which may or may not cite studies at the bottom doesn't count.
>>42080559
Being uncompassionate is not a prerequisite for making it, is it?

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>>42080501
>not raising your own free range hens and eating fresh eggs every day
>making it

>>42080617
>Not living in a busy metropolitan area where this is not an option
>Dodging the male chicks issue

>>42080604
Pure cholesterol is literally healthier than 90% of the trash vegans eat.

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>>42080665
>not eating pigeon eggs

>>42080665
>owning HENS
>getting male chicks
>getting any chicks at all
retard

>>42080687
1) dietary cholesterol is unhealthy, period.
2) you don't have a population study that discusses what an average vegan eats
3) even if you did, it wouldn't matter what the average vegan eats. What matters is what the average vegan *can* eat. Lentils, chickpeas, beans, oats, whole grain pasta and bread, seitan, tofu and tempeh are all healthy, nutritious as fuck, tasty and cheap.
4) I can toss hundreds of population studies that show that the average vegan is healthier and lives longer than the average cholesterol eating American, but you'd find an excuse to still discredit them like "uh uh but but it doesn't count because vegans are more health conscious" yeah no shit, cutting out cholesterol does make you healthier, what did you expect
5) the only unhealthy vegan foods out there are soy isolate products like fake burgers, plus junk like Doritos and Oreos. But no sensible human lives off junk.

>>42080735
Where do you think hens come from you absolute retard

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>>42080822
from the chicken store , dumbass

>>42080845
Global rule #2

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>>42080854
https://www.strombergschickens.com/category/Best-Egg-Laying-Chickens
chicken store is real

>>42080883
Buying a hen requires said hen's mother to lay an egg
Fertilized eggs are 50% male
Males are killed
I can't believe we're discussing this

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>>42080954
you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette anon . i know that it makes you sad so try not thinking of all the horrible stuff that happens on planet earth . chek out this nice meditation thread
>>>42069388

>>42080822
Find a farming family with chickens and buy a couple, you aren't forcing them to buy them from less ethical sources and they are more likely just using them for eggs (of course they eat them when they get too old).

>>42081640
Why would I, I literally only miss steak and bacon. Eggs were never an issue.

>>42081731
Not talking to you in particular, especially since I don't know your snowflake tastes and whether you miss eggs or not.
Just saying in general that if someone wants to get eggs and doesn't want to support the industry you're talking about there are alternatives.