>gym pelican stole all of the light dumbbells and flew off

>>42079837
Why don't you just get the gym falcon to catch the pelican?

>>42079837
>the gym swan is flapping his wings infront of the dumbbell rack again and i cant reach it

>>42079837
> the gym goose stole my mid workout bagel
Where and I going to find some carbs on such short notice

>>42079837
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>42079837
>gym will never be the same again after the avian flu outbreak

A fucking pelican

>gym emu fell into the manlet pit
>they all submitted to it
>hear weird chants at night

I'm scared

>Gym astrologer predicted that nobody will make any gains this month due to the alignment of venus

>the gym peacock got its feathers stuck in the treadmill again

>>42081307
My gym emu is pretty chill, keeps the australians away.

>finally taught the gym crows to hate curling in the squat racks
>they're too dumb to understand and now nobody can use the squat racks for anything

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>>42081334

>gym aligators messed up with the fountain
>gym got flooded, AGAIN
>at least we can do rows with propper form now

>riot in the gym penitentiary
>someone put a gun to the receptionist's head in the parking lot for beating a manlet in solitary confinement
>gym supreme court drops his charges taking into account charter rights being broken, and his disability

>overturn rock in gym
>see manlet hiding under it
>gym hawk swoops in and snatches it

>>42079837
>gym squirrels stole BCAA's out of my bag again

>squirrels steal creatine out of gym bird feeder

>>42083342
Kek

I just found my favourite board