When was the last time someone 'mired you? Post your

>>42076063
>At the dentists getting a cleaning
>Cute dental hygienist won't shut up while trying to pry my teeth out with a hook
>Dentist comes in to evaluate my ability to brush
>'Damn man, you're looking good. Everytime you come by you're bigger and bigger'
>We chat about his family and how I need to floss more
>Five minutes later the dental assitant is back to trying to put a hook through my gum
>Still won't shut up about inane bullshit of her last trip to Disney World

That was the first, and so far, only mire I've ever had. It's not a meme that only other dudes will ever notice that you lift.

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>>42076063
on the 4th of July when I wore my red white and blue cutoff.

Girl kept saying I looked good. Family complemented me on my new muscles.

My mom said I looked handsome.

I'm a vain narcissist who lives for praise

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>walking out of courthouse after long trial. Been there all day. Loosen tie, sleeves rolls up
>been lifting consistently for a year, getting a lot stronger. Started test cycle 2 months ago.
>walk by line of cars going through drive thru nearby.
>hear "hey sexy!"
>turn and see group of girls 16-18 winking and doing shit that made me uncomfortable in general because I'm never mired.
>didn't smile. Sped up walking.
>felt too good about it. It's the exact girls I never got attention from growing up.

>watched the fireworks on the fourth and then went to a bar alone
>9/10 innocent hipster chick sat down beside me
>impressed her with my beer choice
>had a fun conversation, got along fine
>her decent friends were ready to go and I went to the bathroom
>walked out and they were gone
>felt like such a dumbass
>walked over and saw she had written her number on my nachos
>let a few days go by and texted her
>set up a date for tomorrow at an outdoor concert in the town commons and then maybe drinks

I've had tfw gf and gotten laid enough but it's been a while so this is all pretty exciting

I have no idea.

I avoid looking at women.

>>42076229
That's my boy.

That must've felt great

>>42076229
You're gonna make it, anon.

>have high test science teacher
>huge butt small waist big boobs
>constantly stare at her body
>one time she catches me but i power through
>she blushes and her nipples harden
i always wondered if this was attraction towards me or nerves

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>>42076063
I get mired all the time but the second i ask for a number they get this panicky look on there face and insert some excuse, the most popular being "im not allowed to give out my number at work"
To be fair the last girl said she had a boyfriend but would go out with me if she didnt, im thinking to myself "why the fuck did you come over to flirt with me in the first place then"

Heres a good example:
Go into a mall clothing store, slightly chubby but pretty girl comes over
>"anon ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"
said with a huge smile and puppydog eyes,

>"yeah i get that a lot"
(im 6'0 200lbs jacked on tren 24/7 with low bodyfat and blonde hair)
Proceed to make small talk and pick out clothes, head to change room
Cutie comes by after a couple minutes
>"anon, open the door i wanna see what you got"
Proceed to take off shirt and open door with shit eating grin
>"haha, anon thats not what i meant"
All the while with her eyes on my chest

Later come out and shes giving me strong eye contact, flipping her hair and sticking her tits out.
>"give me your number well go out"
Her >"um uh, im not allowed to at work"
>"um uh.. you can follow me on instagram"
Me>"yeah ..no thanks"
Give her a slight smirk and leave

Basically all my attempts go like this, girl approaches, mires and fidgets, then shoots me down.
Its honestly making me want to stop trying especially since it feels like im just giving them free validation and im out of their league anyway

Pic related: my face after asking for their numbers

friday.

then we made out a little.

could have rapidly escalated, but didn't want her dad and bro to come home and find me balls deep in their precious.
also not up to 3rd date, so she hasn't earned the D.

>>42076480
Maybe because you sound super autistic?

Tren body or not, personality IS somewhat important

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>>42076063
Everyday. Getting eyefucked everytime I go out.
Reactions are either:

Smile back and they smile
Smile and they look down while smiling nervously

I... I think I'm making it boys

>>42076063
who is this blonde babe?

>>42076294
Attraction OP. Make a move

>>42076294

wake up from your dream

>>42076063
A little girl at the grocery store did that same gesture with the back of her hands on her chin when she saw me today.

She was like 8 or something.

I don't think that it's ever happened to me. I'm admittedly quite unattractive.

>>42076651
I only get little girl mires. Bit distressing tbf.

>>42076651
>>42076705
Little girl mires are the best. They usually don't even bother to look away when you make eye contact, and they're impressed by any amount of muscle
>tfw no little gf

>>42076215
>lifting for a year
>started a test cycle 2 months ago
hey we got a fuckin retard over here

>>42076063

>Be walking in grocery store
>See taller guy maybe 4 inches taller then me (I'm 6')
>Think damn wish I was his height but man does he got a baby face
>Sexy girl comes walking up and he puts his arm around her waist
>She notices me and wont stop looking I walk past and she whispers with her lips "hi" and keeps following me with her eyes
>Walk past and think nothing of it girl wa with her man and she was just being nice
>Come across them in the store again and he still has his hand around her waist
>She notices me again and kind of pushes away from him
>He notices and tries to grab her again
>She pretends she needs to grab something and instead uses the time to check out me hardcore

No idea why I got a big nose and I'm not that great looking just decent. Maybe it was a sign my muscles are big enough for attention now.

>>42076063
this middle aged arab woman always feels me up when I get kebabs and says what a nice strong man you are.

Honestly makes me a little uncomfortable, but they offer some sweet prices so I cant stop

>>42076777
>wasting time as a natty
I'm upset I wasted 8 months honestly. If you have the knowledge and discipline, might as well roid from day 1

>>42076063
My roommate's from college's girlfriend couldn't help but feel me everytime she passed by me. It was interesting...

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>>42076858
no m8 lol

>>42076777
i know right he wasted a year

>>42076480
My guy. Settle for nothing less

Bitches want like a chase but when you're the A side they can't be making demands

>use to be a little ugly / somewhat social retard when it comes to grills
>fast forward a few years
>lost weight strong jawline/highcheek bones activated
>atleast a 7/10 now
>get mired everywhere i go
>still a social retard
>suicide.exe

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>>42076162
anon you and I are one

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>>42076795
neah, its the nose. She assumes you have more money than the laklet

>>42076063
Lol I get mired multiples a day super famicom

I'm a skinnyfat at best,but my 2 little cousins mire me a lot.
>Back from gym
>cousins are home
>they tell me how strong I am
>also tell me that I looked like a rockstar in my hair(used to have long hair lads)
>I start doing pushups and they sit on my back
>then stand up and start curling them like a barbell
I love my little sisters
Also, my gym bro is a lanklet skelly
>at the gym
>gymbro tells me my chest is getting huge
Sorry I'm a manlet with quick gains brah we're gonna make it
Later that day his nee-chan tells me my t shirt fits me and it shows that I'm working out.
She also said I stink of sweat but bitch that's my hard work at gym,my fucking sweat is laced with pheromones

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>>42076063
>Last thursday
>student house party
>get wasted
>end up taking my shirt off after a lot of peer pressure
>people taking photos
>people gasping and mirin
Next morning I wake up in the middle of a bed with a 9/10 qt and a gay guy feeling my delts. Was honestly too hungover to care or to say no homo.

>last saturday, another party
>same 9/10 comes up to me
>rubbing my delts and biceps
>end up making out

Did I make it /fit/? Am I gay now?

>>42077829
yes and also yes

>>42076063
>Never get mired in general
>Wife meets me at the gym yesterday because she wanted to go shopping
>As we're walking out, get mired hard blatantly in front of wife
>Wife insists I must get mired every time I go to the gym and it's probably the only reason I go

>>42077829
pic of delts

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>>42077931

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>>42076294
>that one kid in the class who thinks his milf teacher wants to fuck him
she sees you as a stupid kid, nothing more bro

>>42077954
manlet

>>42076480
>>"anon ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"
>said with a huge smile and puppydog eyes,
>>"yeah i get that a lot"
Are you fucking retarded?

>>42078248
6'2. :^)

>two nights ago some girl squeezed my bicep and said I have low body fat

>Few weeks ago qt said 'wow you have lots of muscles'

>Yesterday some girl came up to me randomly, said I'm sweet, kissed my cheek and left

>>42076480
>>"yeah i get that a lot"
What?
I cant eveb

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>>42076480
>>"anon ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"

>>"yeah i get that a lot"

Ohhh boy

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>>42076063
my mom
>"wow son you got so strong!!"

>>42076241
this squared

>>42076294
you don't understand how much older and educated people look down on the young and learning anon, you are but a babby to them

>>42076063

It was about 7 months ago. Feels bad.

>Be me. mid twenties, been working construction since I was fifteen
>Bit chubby, a decade of manual labor and fast food does that to ya
>Good strength though, kinda expected when you bust your ass for 10 years
>Go to get a blood test done, checking for T levels and general hormone levels, all that usual shit
>Get called into the room after a small wait
>Older Asian nurse
>She could be 80 - 110 for all I know, but she looks about 45
>Can never tell with Asians, they age so damn well
>Sits me down, lifts the sleeve of my shirt and wraps a band around my bicep
>Tells me to squeeze and relax as she looks for a vein
>Feeling around in the crevice between my bicep and forearm, unsure what it's called
>Begins feeling my bicep as she continues to say "Anon, you can relax"
>Fully relaxed, bit confused
>She feels my bicep again while still looking for a vein, "Just relax anon it's okay"
>Tell her I'm relaxed
>She feels my bicep a bit more and begins talking about how hard it is
>Asks me how long I've been going to the gym
>"o...one month"
>Tells me how my bicep is just so much bigger than normal (it's really not)
>Keeps mentioning things about how strong I must be
>Blood is being drawn at this point
>Convo during it is literally just her talking about how strong and big my arms were
>Felt so damn awkward
>Probably only a 3 minute conversation but felt like eternity
>I hate when people talk up something you know you're not proficient with, but was quite happy to get a mire that was so open

Since then I've been going to the gym consistently
I want to make enough gains that I can one day have a younger qt mire me like that Asian nurse did. Thanks Asian nurse, you're a great motivator!

>>42076777
some people start from a higher point than others m9. there are other forms of exercise than lifting you know. even if its a physical job you can be pretty in shape and start lifting then build muscle super quick, i did this with martial arts and swimming, dropped swimming then gymed

>>42077879
women. they just always try and make others jealous.
>only mire when there is competition to be the more attractive one
why are they such vicious creatures?

>>42078263
manlet

>>42077829
> am I gay now?
you always were, anon.

>>42076480
>>42076215
I feel like every guy posting mirin stories should state if they are on gear or not. So natties can realize they won't ever get some if they don't hop on.. :')

>>42077829
>implying making it and being gay aren't the same thing
Do you even /fit/ m8?

>Comunity Service in a adicctioncenter for junkies
>I give out cheap/free food for them needle lovers
>Junkie asks me what i do as a sport
> Obviously impressed
>Continues to talk shit "How great trx-training ist"
>Only mire last week was by a junkie

I get no mires because I'm still fat

But by god I'm working my ass of so I can start getting them one day

>>42078441
you can get natty mires if you bulk up to 90kg+ and dress well

>squatted 4pl8 for 5 next to a balding manlet struggling to squat less than 1pl8
>9/10 ginger amazon milf comes over and showers me with praise
>balding manlet turns out to be her husband

>Go to chick fil a for my lunch break from new job. Only place where I know people there, and everyone on staff is very friendly and courteous.
>Cutting going very smoothly (still cant cut the crippling depression).
>Group of girls sitting near the window. Only ones besides me and the other female cashiers in the store.
>Hear the whistling cat call as soon as I stepped out the door.

Not sure if it was a mire or not.

>Post body in a CBT a while ago
>Someone said I was sexy

>>42076480
>Did you get a haircut?
>Yeah, I get that a lot.
Another day another haircut

>>42078511
why do women do this shit? surely marrying a cuck is unsatisfying

If a girl looks at you up and down is that checking you out?

>>42078353
>>Feeling around in the crevice between my bicep and forearm, unsure what it's called
Nigger did you just forget the word "elbow"?

>>42076063
> last night at local party.
> know a shit tonne of people here.
> do free cocain and ketamine from peopl I know.
> feel like fucking GOD
> girls around me
> suddenly girl goes to stand infront ofme
> she starts dancing
> my friend tells me to seduce her
> I don't feel like it.
> she grinds her ass and tries to get my attention
> I'm like wtf
> walk away
THis boss aint easy I'm not wasting my precious seed on some random bimbo bois.

I'm a fuckin god.

>>42078663
i think he meant elbowpit

>>42078710
>cocaine.exe

>>42077879
>work in company for 4 years now
>2015
>decide to finally get /fit/
>gain 13kg in a year, look decent in fitting shirts
>no one cares except the expected crab mentality dudes
>2017
>Propose to long time gf, she says yes
>we did it boys
>people at work find out I'm engaged
>female co workers suddenly start coming on to me left and right
>want to feel my chest and ceps all the time

Women.

>>42077954
Damn dude what are your stats? You look beautiful

>>42078651
Yes
They also check out ugly guys too senpai

>>42076740
True, they are funny. A 4th grade boy mired me, literally telling me he "admired my manly body" haha

>>42076795
How long have you been lifting? Programs? Natty?

>>42077954
>>42077829
Same questions as >>42078893
>How long lifting?
>Program?
>Natty?

>>42076063
Went out for a drink with my neighbor and his wife (I'm 30, they're both nearing 40). After a couple of drinks we stroll home. She's asking how much I workout. She then asks if I could take her man in a physical confrontation. I don't want to be a dick (I'm definitely stronger) to him because he's a nice guy so I say something like "anyone can win in any given fight". Hear her mumble "you could definitely take him".

Was kind of a weird mire to be honest.

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Ye
>pay for on campus hooker
>sex her to where she knows I'm a regular
>1 year of cheap sex
>$50 extra to talk
>lose 150 lbs
>bic boi biceps, tris, chest and quads
>haven't seen her in 4 years
>Says i look sexy
>dick is bigger

She loves me just like mommy wouldn't

>wisdom tooth starts hurting
>go to doctor
>2 qt nurses with him in the room
>he looks at my scans
>says there are 3 wisdom teeth that will eventually need removal
>says only 1 needs to be removed now
>tell him I'd rather get over with it, ask him to remove the other 2 as well
>he gets suprised and tells me it would be too painful
>hold back really hard to not say "for you"
>one of the nurses says "look at him, he probably won't feel a thing"
>operation starts, it's supposed to be painful but I don't feel shit
>don't move a fiber as the doctor tries to dislodge my tooth out of place forcefully
>says my jawbones are among the most resillient he's seen
>one nurse watches the entire thing with a huge gasping smile
>other one next to/behind me all the time, with her hand on my chest, shoulder or arms
>they keep talking about how other patients thrash around, how calm I am, strong I must be etc.
>one of the nurses end up pulling along with the doctor
>ask the nurse if I can work out this evening on my way out
>she says "you shouldn't, but who can stop you"

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>yesterday at the gym
>was squatting near two hotties
>saw them mirin my form
>somehow began a conversation with the they were really responsive
>one of them is one of the hottest girls at the gym
>later I was doing cable curls suddenly she come and waves with her towel and says "Have some wind" and smiling
>I was in the middle of the set so I just smiled.

Guys is that for real? I think she's too hot for me to handle, I think I'll try to strike a conversation and see how she will respond, wish me luck

>>42078648
Dunno he wore cheap clothes too. Didn't seem rich

>>42078904
>>42078893
full natty brahs , the secret is to swallow your own for that extra tip of protein ;)

>>42079084
>Have some wind

She farted on you retard

>>42079084
BRRRAPP

No one ever 'mired me, only compliment i ever got is a guy using treadmill next to me saying my skin looks smooth

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>>42079174

>>42079174
>tfw no smooth skin

>>42078710
Lmao this has been me without the cocaine

>>42079174
watchalookinat.jpg

>>42079145
and how is that a bad thing? wud have popped a chub in his place tbqftyf

>>42079084
>cable curls
no wonder she farted on you

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any time I whip my dick out

>>42078506
6'6 97kgs, all the mires I ever get are about my height, never my physique.. ch-check mate

>>42078827
Do not want to derail thread much..
But
>6'2
>202lbs
>23yrs
>500lbs deadlift, 360lbs skwat, 275lbs bench

>>42078904
>2 years strict lifting
>push/pull self made program
>Natty

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>>42076229
Go get her anon !
we're all gonna make it brehs

>yesterday at work
>see a new grill (small qt Asian)
>she smiles at me (possible mire?)
>every fiber of my being wants to smile back but instead give her the emotionless gaze of a serial killer

Why am I like this?

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I cut down 12kg bodyweight after my first 12 months lifting (where I gained 16kg bodyweight).

Had a few people compliment my weightloss in that time (crazy how women seem to notice weightloss desu).

Had an older regular Indian guy at my gym, who i'd never previously spoken to, approach me to compliment my progress.

Also normie female also said it looked like I lost muscle (because my fatceps reduced).

>>42080053
Hi rob

>>42076063
my gf last night, besides that though nobody in a really long time

>>42080081
Did he forget to remove the meta data?

>>42080081
hey bbe, wan sum fuk?

>>42080110
He's presumably from telegram fitchat

>be me
>be at electric forest
>get all sorts of compliments on physique

>>42076795
Dis be foreplay.

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>>42076063
couple days ago
>at metallica concert
>get front row on ground
>all these dudes taking their shirts off
>lmaodyel.jpg
>I take mine off
5 minutes later
>petiteQT comes up to me and tells me she came all the way here so she can try and get on my shoulders
>"no, go get on your BFs shoulders"
>"I don't have a BF"
>proceed to pick her up and place her on my shoulders
>she bends over and we start making out while she is on my shoulders
>mfw I hit the flexible QT jackpot

>>42080053
Focus on some neck gains and you'll get more mires

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>>42076063

>Anon stop moving your arms they're scaring me
>Woah your biceps are so big can I touch them
>Guys nowadays are so scrawny, how did you get so big
>you have like 0% bf (I'm fat)

And then she got together with a junkie.
Remember boys, never ever listen to grills.

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>>42076063
my babuska

>>42076858
>lift for 1 year
>test last two months
>waste 8 months
>2months natty lifting not wasted
>wut

>>42078710
Respect anon. Whores do not deserve the seed of a god.

Theres this one girl I talk to that keeps making physical contact with me when we chat. Am I making it guys?

>>42078353
Nurse makes your heart go boom to draw blood. In the village where i live we got a supercute nurse for taking blood from guys. Super obvious here though.

>>42079784
wow you can actually make eye contact. it used to be, if a grill made eye contact with me i immediately snap my head in the other direction like i heard a gun shot.

now i just drop my eyes to the ground and look at my spaghetti.

>>42078710
>rave in tunnel in sweden
>go to take a leak in small forrestpatch close by
>girl ive met two times drags me into her.
>tell her to wait
>take piss
>let her suck it a bit
>tell her i need to dance
>go dance

x

>Boss at work at the start of the week telling me to go to a different office the day after
>Go to different office then return to my normal one mid week
>Qt says 'anon aren't you meant to be at the other office today?'
>Explain that I had to yesterday but not today and make a joke about her giving me a mini heart attack
>She laughs and says 'Well anon, at least I'm taking an interest in your life.'
>I make another joke saying she should notice when I'm not about
>She says she didn't speak to anybody the day I wasn't in so didn't notice and then said 'but I'm glad you're here anyway.'

The other day across the room I caught her eye and she sort of half smiled so I smiled and shurgged at her, she did it back, then put her head on her hands in a sleeping thing and smiled.

Was she mirin/flirting?

I'd like to think yes but she's probably the best looking girl I've ever come close to flirting with like that.

>>42080127
Did you hook up with a 3' spineless amphibian or how did she bend over like that?

>>42076229
>>let a few days go by and texted her
Listen to me /fit/, don't EVER do this shit. You can literally text them moments after you get their number. The longer you wait, the less they think you care, and that is not a good thing. They won't think you're "alpha", they won't think you're "busy", they will literally only think one of two things: He isn't that into me, guess he only wanted a one night stand; OR he's doing that dumb "wait a few days" thing, so he's really new at dating and/or a virgin.

It doesn't mean they won't reply, but you reduce your odds by a huge margin. Anon was very lucky she replied at all.

>>42076229
>let a few days go by
why?
what if she got a bf in those days?

>>42080053
you barely look any different dude

>>42080242
>why?
Some people think if you text a girl too soon that you appear desperate. Personally if a guy waited longer than a day to text me I wouldn't answer.

>>42080155
reciprocate and post results, and probably but don't assume

>>42080198
>>42079784
I managed to get to the point where i can crack a smile just after eye contact has been established but I am unable to stop myself from looking away during the process of smiling so never see the reaction and I am sure this looks very weird somehow. Is there a way to train eye contact brehs?

>>42078710
taking cocaine and ket at the same time??

>>42080213
mmmmm pissy peen. disgusting wench.

>>42080214
she was doing this thing that must be very strange to you anon, its called socialising

>>42080218
necks can turn to the side you know

>>42076294
>Teacher

Moddddsssss!!!

>>42076740
That's why I lift, for the little girl mires

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is this girl pretty enough to have as a findom

>>42080218
we didn't hook up that night, we went out for drinks but I couldn't tell my ass from my head by my 5th drink so I decided to call it quits for the night. there's a club in orlando she told me to meet up with her there and I'm not sure it's worth the hour drive. As for how she bent over, that beats the fuck out of me, I was too excited by the fact she did to work out the logistics. At least I didn't have beer goggles, she is still 8-9/10 face and body.

>>42080274
thanks for your answer

>>42080127
>she bends over and we start making out while she is on my shoulders
>mfw I hit the flexible QT jackpot

happen't

>>42080242
I wouldn't want to be with a girl that could change her mind that quickly

And a few other anons are saying "don't do that!" but it worked so... maybe do that

>>42080386
>I wouldn't want to be with a girl that could change her mind that quickly
like what?
if she gave you her number that means she want to be contacted by you, lad

>>42076480
You are just ugly

>>42080214
>girl was being friendly and polite with me
>she wants my dick
/fit

>>42076555
DIOOOO!!!!!!!

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>>42079174

>>42080462
lol

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>>42080374
>>42080218
I don't think she went over my head, I think she was more sideways, ie, he torso was by my ear as opposed to looking like a spiderman kiss

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>>42079508
post the routine pls :)

jesus christ these threads are the most pathetic ones on this incel board. you fucks don't know how the normal world operates.

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>>42076063
>match with girl on tinder
>we hit it off decently, she's cute
>impressed with how well I'm doing for myself
>message me heart-eyed emojis and what not after showing some gym selfie
>set up to meet her sometime soon for a movie

Tips on what not to do that's completely aspie?

>>42078710
>I'm not wasting my precious seed on some random bimbo bois
>doesn't know what condoms are for
You fucking idiots. You won't have sex because you don't wanna waste your seed on chicks? Hope you get erectile disfunction and can never make a stuff one. You're that stupid it's what you deserve.

Only way I ain't smashing a club skank is if she's ugly as fuck, or I don't have a rubber. If she's fit as fuck and I'm sheathed up, then it's clobbering time.

Enjoy your freeze dried ramen noodles and wank, you ignorant fuck.

>>42077954
Looking good man

>>42079048
idiot, don't remove them unless you need to, you should have just taken it one at a time and see if they settle in better with time. Worst comes to worst, you make an extra trip or two. You're gonna miss those molars when you're 60-70 having a hard time chewing anything.

>>42076063
>be me
>6.5/10 guy on a good day
>camping in the woods with class
>it's bathing time
>the lake is cold
>everyone freezes but me
>I make sure to flex my muscles as much as possible
>qt3.14 8.9/10 crush keeps looking at me
>see her bite her lip once
>later that evening we're by the fire
>she's on the direct opposite side as the fire
>randomly she starts blowing or some shit at the fire whilst starring at me
>not sure what to make of it
All this shit happened just before we ended school so I never ended up talking to her
Not sure if it was my autism imagining shit or if I missed an opportunity

>>42080625
Try to be as laid back as possible. Pay her some compliments but don't go out of your way to try to impress her. If you're struggling with conversation just ask her a bunch of questions and let her do the talking.
Just fuck around after the movie, go out for a walk, grab a snack etc.

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>>42076294
Things that only happened in your mind.

>>42080346
t.
reddit

>>42080296
This its called an "Arnold palmer"

> Yesterday I stopped a girl dead in her tracks when I fixing my suit's tie on the city street.

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Never get mired by grills.
26yo virgin gymcell.

>>42081340
kys pslcel

>be me
>working at a grocery store
>pulling in carts
>see a qt azn grill that I took a class with
>she comes up to say hi
>I go in for a friendly handshake, but she wants a hug
>starts to get touchy, gliding her hands all over my back and resting her hand on the upper part of my gluteus
>DYEL af so didn t know where that came from
>as she's leaving she quickly sneaks in a feel of my bicep

I shouldn't have been such an autist and have asked for her number or something. She shows up from time to time so next time I'll be more forward.

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>>42081440
Why so mean ?

>>42081468
its cringe when you shout those terms outside of psl

>>42081496
/fit/ is all of those combined.
Everything you do in life is to procreate to spread your genes as much, anything else is denial and euphoric cope.

I only ever get mires by girls im not attracted to.

>>42081444
Shes a ho man hopefully youre into that

>>42077790
you sound like a faggot and also
>two little cousins
>i love my two little sisters
cool made up story /b/ro

>buddy asked me if I've lost weight
it's something

>>42081912
y so rude man, the 2 little cousins are my sisters. What's so hard to believe ?

>>42079303
But... But... It smelled so nice

>>42077571
I want /pol/ to go away and stay go away.
pls go.

>>42079088
>Dunno he wore cheap clothes too. Didn't seem rich
I likely wear twice more than you (assuming you're of average age and education level for this site) and I wear my ratty, worn-down shirt and shorts to the gym every fucking time. Don't judge a book by its cover. If that 9/10 was still with this supposedly balding, weak manlet there must be other reasons than "well you gotta marry SOMEONE!".

>>42076063
my mom but im still DYEL mode does that count?
if not then never

>>42078638
Underrated

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>be at party
>been lifting for about 4 months
>still skelly but almost otter
>still i made big gains for someone with my kind of body
>get complimented by people i havent seen in quite a while
>girlfriend of best friend is talking with my girlfriend
>walk up to them too see whats up
>"anon has gotten pretty big" says the gf of friend
>Yeah says my gf while smiling at me
>"but do you have abs anon, thats all that matters anyway" says best friend gf
>i lift up shirt and show abs, they need improvement but better than most males
>"alright but Why are you so pale?"
>Well because this is Scandinavia the sun doesnt shine here i say
>"Well i think you look gross, way to big"
>girlfriend is silent during all of this
>i am a legit DYEL, and too big?
Why do some women pretend they dont like muscles?

>>42083118
mostly sour grapes, women like muscular men mostly for short flings but many don't like them as long-term partners because they think they're out of their league and will leave them

>>42083118
She was just being a dick on purpose, don't take it seriously

>>42083242
She used to be so sweet to me always telling my i was pretty and stuff. Confuses me. I thought i only got more actractive.

>>42078920
women are fucking harpies bruh i swear

>>42083277
She is probably trying to deal with some personal shit and you just ended up being the release valve.

Maybe it's sour grapes like that other anon said, she isn't happy with her boyfriend so she has to diminish the achievements of your girlfriend. That way she can feel superior to her again. It's like children fighting over who has the better toys.

>let mild looking GF feel my mid and lower lats while I pop them out
>"Cool!"

And then since my dad's a tiny guy and I've been taller than him since I was like 15 I get dad mires on a semi-regular basis.

>>42083534

Meant traps, not lats. ALWAYS get those mixed up.

>>42082308
I don't disapprove of the outcome, only the intent

>>42082306
>'Murica
gotta love that inbreeding

>>42082426
not that guy but that was just a jew joke they are everwear

>>42080218
>>42080374
^ jelly haters
>>42080127 probably had like above clowns mirin' and hating, good on you OP

>>42083459
grill spotted

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>>42080053
>that hair

>2 local colleges
>I go to one, best friend from high school goes to other
>visit him frequently, meet his new dorm friends at his dorm freshmen year
>next year, he invites me to a party hosted by one of his dorm friends
>she's a short, cute brunette and an absolute genius, Valedictorian of her high school
>I didn't end up being able to make it to the party, I was out of town
>friend tells me that as soon as he walked in, she asked where I was. He explains that I wasn't able to make it and she says "Damnit! He's hot!"

Honestly, this did wonders for my confidence. I was just coming off of a breakup with a gf of 3 years so the timing couldn't have been better. My friend keeps inviting me to things where she will be present, but every time I chicken out for whatever reason. There is a concert in two weeks that they're going to and he invited me, I think I'm actually going to go to. Wish me luck!

>>42076294
Could you also smell her getting wet?

>>42076229
>wrote her number on my nachos
The fuck?

Literally every time I go out in public I get eyefucked by girls. Love it.

Went to my college gym to workout and there was a tour going on, one of the qts there literally stared me as I walked by, I'm 6'4 and was a head taller than everyone in the group of about 20 people, kids and parents. Been lifting 5 years and look great too.

>>42083818
stop acting like a chump or you'll regret it. she thinks your hot, you already won

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>>42078710
No girl can compete with the k-hole.

>>42078920
What a fucking bitch.

>>42083969
>not carrying a cheese pen 24/7
Never gonna make it

>>42076063
>19
>heading up to family cabin with brothers parents meeting us l8r
>road up to cabin passes through childhood hometown that we moved away from when I went to boarding school
>stop for grocerys
>putting grocerys away as childhood friend I played hockey with rolls up
>[insert hey haven't seen u in forever's here]
>tells me I look great and if I've been hitting the gym compliment him back because he looks ripped as well
>invites me to a party with all my childhood mates but tell him I can't make it
>swap numbers and plan a hangout where I can see all my old friends

This shit was so relieving for me, honestly thought all my old friends thought I was a snotty shit for going to boarding school

>>42076808
Give her the ole natty lickaroo and I bet the prices will get even better.

Think of the gains anon

>be me 5'9 185 lean

>take 4yr old Lil girl to pool

>bitches be mirin gains Eben tho I'm on Manlet status

>he's such a good dad

>hottest male at pool no homo, err one else is skinny fat

>could practically hear the bathing suits moistoning

Feelsgoodman

>>42077954
whatchu do for delts cuddo

>>42079048
The excessive amount of praise they were giving make me think that maybe they were teasing you a bit. Tone down on the outward machismo a bit.

>>42080053
Big five head looking ass

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>at pool on trip to italy
>some british girl with buck teeth and autism said i was ripped

>>42078270
>Yesterday some girl came up to me randomly, said I'm sweet, kissed my cheek and left

That's sexual assault. Call the police.

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>>42084155
what am i looking at?

>>42078638
lmao

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>>42076162
>I'm a vain narcissist who lives for praise
as am I

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>>42078441
I'm not on gear and did get mired a few times. Impressing normies is super easy after 1 year of consistent lifting with a moderatly good diet

Been a gym bro for about six months now, been loving this shit. Bit of a recluse so don't normally get mires but here's one I'm proud of.

>be me
>coming back from getting a chinese takeaway
>see a normie friend on route to party
>chat shit for a few minutes
>he hasn't seen me in several months
>tells me how huge I look
>says I look hench as fuck and have huge fucking calves
>cheers bro
>carry on chatting shit before leaving
>walk out of takeaway feeling like the rock
>I'm not even that big, I'm just bigger than most of my friends because they're twinks with poverty gains
>I'm not even in the top 20 biggest guys at my gym

Feels good to get first mires from other people though

>>42080601
Push
>Squats
>Bench
>Split Squat
>Spoto Press

Pull
>Chin ups
>Diddly's
>Barbell Row
>Curls

>>42076215
>trial lawyer that doesn't enjoy being the center of attention

One lawyer to another, maybe transactional work is more your style

>>42076215
>been lifting consistently for a year, getting a lot stronger. Started test cycle 2 months ago.
jesus christ what a waste of gear

only 2 mires

>3 skellys standing in a cicle talking at gym
>proceed 6plate tbar rows
>skellys stop talking turn around look at me
>one lets out a silent "wow"

>be at wedding
>little girl (6 years or something) stands near dance floor
>ask her if she wants to dance
>shy "y-yes"
>pic her up swing and throw her around giggles like crazy
>qt comes over asks the little girl if she can have a turn
>little girl says "NO he is mine i'll marry him"

ill take that as a mire

>>42084598
Just bench and spoto press really

>>42076294
*hot for teachers starts playing*

>>42080623
>I have bever been mired and am jealous

>>42084969
qt comes over and asks if she can get molested as a child

lil gurl NO

>>42084932
Good call. Inherited the family business so maybe when the old man dies ...

>>42076128
Sounds like she noticed, too.

Yesterday I went to my friend's birthday. As I was approaching the entranc, two girls screamed Handsome! and drove away. They looked nice and sober.

>on vacation with friends
>bfs friend is always looking at me, coming close in the pool, conplementing my appereance, clothes and make up
> says im a literal 10/10 to him

Is it just to annoy my bf or is this being mired?

>>42085268
Mired, and he is a very bad friend.
Tell your boyfriend, because that dude is a snake.

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> Be out with female friend
> She suddenly asks me "Do you ever notice all the girls checking you out?"
> Laugh because I've never really caught anyone checking me out before.
> Tells me because I'm not paying attention, that I'm too modest, and that most of them are looking when I'm not looking.
> Walk a bit when she suddenly turns towards me, nudges me and says, "Look behind me now. Right there."
> Catch eyes with a girl who literally 'yelps' and turns away and sort of half jogs away.
> Look to my friend who has a cheeky smile and says "told you."

I still think she was just staring. I have unusual proportions but my friends insists that they're mirin.

>>42076480
>"um uh, im not allowed to at work"
>who's going to find out?

You knew she wanted to. Imagine if you had persisted. Do you honestly think she wouldn't have given in? Important to be non-threatening (friendly, relaxed) when persisting. That way if she goes along with the mood you know you can keep pushing, if she gets serious (stops mirroring your joking attitude) you know she means it and it's time to stop and accept defeat.

>>42076063
Friends say I'm "deezed" and I look like I workout.

Can't tell if they're just trying to be nice or something, I'm only 155lb 5'9. Neither the chest, back or arms are visibly big. They're all my height or taller.

>>42079488
Because at that height, you a twig.

Check the bmi scale. Aim for overweight even borderline obese. Don't be a fatty, hey bingo you swole now.

>over 6' gotta be over 100kgs

>>42083118
because they are jealous

>>42078715
I think he meant popliteal

people have been looking at me a lot lately, both girls and guys hold eye contact or look submissively down

it has to be one of these things
>walking home from the gym in a sweaty as fuck shirt (it's hot and there's less laundry)
>started mewing, lol
>got leaner
>switched to more hypertrophy based workouts so i get better pumps
>it's just me who's looking at people a lot and they're just reciprocating

>>42080625
You've already fucked up by not learning how to have conversations with normal people

if you DO know how to do that, then just do it and also flirt with her while doing it.

If you don't know how to flirt you fucked up too

if you don't know how to escalate you fucked up again

Go watch some videos, not even kidding, on how to flirt and how to have NORMAL conversations.

If your date sucks, then stop using fucking tinder and actually flirt IRL and get numbers IRL, escalating each encounter at bars/clubs/starbucks/gym/WHERE

Well, besides the normal /fit/ brand of mites, the PTs at my gym use me as an example. They'll give a tour and say "stay at it and you can get as big as that guy" or while instructing a client "watch how he moves his lats when he does the pull down and try to emulate it

...pay me.

>>42076063
>6-4 230lbs but still fat
>do 3x5 curls 95lbs
>feeling the pump, go get some water
>cardio bunny walks by, stares directly into my eyes and smiles
>i smile back but keep going cuz need water

i think that was a mire am i gonna make it?

>>42085268
>>42085304
second this. 100% disloyal cunt. nobody would say or do that as a joke, he's unsubtly trying to steal the woman of his "friend", absolutely disgusting.

>>42085312
Tons of people are "unusual" in some way and nobody ever notices because their unusual attribute isn't what people are looking for.

>>42085786
she wanted the D
pro-tip: anytime a girl smiles at you you should assume she's interested and go up and talk to her. You can say "you're in my spot" or "you look really excited" or some other stupid bullshit, it doesnt matter, as long as you talk to her. You'll make it

>>42085600
>it's just me who's looking at people a lot and they're just reciprocating

iktfb

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>>42076063
About two days ago. A cute girl I liked started a conversation with me. She noticed my progress and mentioned it. Then she asked if she can touch my chest and I woke up.

>>42076480
>"yeah i get that alot"
>"give me your number well go out"

Proof that even gear will not cure autism

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>>42082426
No.

>>42077954
miring hard

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>lifting since 2010
>never gotten miers only from older women ever girls my age or around my age, either 40+ or the elderly
>27 HKV
I just keep going to the gym because it's all I have going for me. I keep to my strict diet of oatz,chicken breast, broccoli,and green drinks. I'm completely autistic with the grams of food i eat, I wish I had some friends or a gf, shit this is getting stale as fuck. almost 10 years just to look like a meh dbz character like teen goahn.

Is there anything I can do to spice up life? Shit's so dull and monotonous

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>be me 3 years ago
>16 y.o. 6'0" tall 215lbs benching 205 3x8, dl 3pl8 1rm, squat 2pl8 3x12
>complete loner, sophomore in hs
>handing out papers to class
>yologswag streetwear group
>"i wanna be big like this nogga"
>all 4 guys and 1 girl in group mirin

mfw

>>42084716
an angel

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>be me
>lifting hard for 3 years
>grills finally start to notice
>meet up with one grill from a party
>get her alone and shag her
>go to doctor next week and find out I have genital warts
At least I'm not a virgin anymore right?

>>42086093
work on your body language, look like a person someone wants to chat with

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>>42086767

>>42086793
>work on your body language
how?

>>42086810
don't cross your arms, keep your chin up, smile more

>>42086767
A fun thing is that there all sorts of small "harmless" sexual diseases around, your body can adapt the proper resistance to fight it and stay uninfected, but it takes contact and in smaller tamer quantities
So a guy who has his first experience with a huge slut is at a much bigger risk due to never having contact with these external bodies and thus never growth the proper resistence unlike the slut who carries thousands of disease strains after riding hundreds of equally disease ridden cocks

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>>42076795
>big nose

Just got back from this date >>42076229
I had a fun time and I kept her laughing but it turns out she's 27 and I'm 24 and it seemed to be a little bit of an issue for her.
I look 27 and and she looks barely 21 so it was pretty weird

>>42076215
What was your dui penalty?

>>42080916
Its literally fucking nothing

>>42083118
yo dont try to understand women, it won't work
they're vicious and catty most of the time

>>42076063
last night actually
Drinking with some family and a few friends, girl i havent seen in a few months said i looked good and asked if i started working out while grabbing my arm (actually did start about a month ago and beginner gains are amazing)
feels good man

A literal whore mired my back and ass

swimming with friends. shirt comes off, everyone masses to compliment my body. every girl is eye fucking me

>>42076063
>work at pet store
>Alright anon we need as much bulk dog food bags carted up for next shift to work
>load up three or four carts
>two managers walk into backroom
>wow Anon you're arms must be huge
>Ignore them
>keep loading up carts
>He's a beast
>Screw it I'm going to break
>they giggle
>get wet floor sign and drop it in front of them as I walk by
>have to retake the sexual harassment training
>regret nothing

>>42087757
lel

i'm pretty good looking but i have a buzzcut and a ''probably ex-con who will fight you if you look at me wrong" resting face.

i can actually feel how intimidated people are when i talk to them.

how do i fix this?

>>42076480
This sounds like it could be a script written by Tommy Wiseau
>yeah i get that a lot... HAH HAH HAH
>give me your number well go out... oh hi mark!

>>42080625
Take a gram of mushrooms and smoke half a gram of weed.

>>42084485
Kek

>high caste Indian offers me honey+peanut sweet at my job
>Probably owns a toilet to shit in
>Goes around and asks everyone else if they want some
>Some is left, asks me if I want anymore
>Say it is good, but too sweet and that I was working on slimming down
>Waves at me, says I am already slim

>>42084891
I don't see The Press™ on there

>>42088062
she was calling you DYEL to your bitchass face u tard

>>42088107

That's cool, I have only been lifting to hit Auschwitz. Weight 175/6'2, aiming for 160 at 6'2 to hopefully be rid of fat around lovehandles/lowerback. Once its slimmed down I can try for fridge-mode.

>>42085600
>start mewing
Are you a cat, anon?

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>>42076063
>be at work
>work retail
>go get returns from the retail desk
>holding boxes of tile with your biceps
>female coworker calls you to the paint desk
>Your shirt is tight and showing off your biceps, shoulders, and forearms
>a different female coworker comes over and feels you up
>calls other female coworkers to come look
feels goodman

>next day
>same female that first felt you up comes up to you again
>female supervisor is there and she gets told about yesterday by female coworker
>felt up again

I think I made it

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>>42076063
Today
>at sams club grocery shopping with my mom
>notice a group of girls who most likely go to my college
>notice from the corner of my eyes they're looking at me
>ignore them because my mom is there and thats really awkward
>they come near my cart 3 times in various areas of the store
>after I load the car with grocery I hear my mom on the phone with her sister and she mentions to her that girls were looking at me while we were there

only one of them was good looking to me but they're all still roasties for thirsting while a man's mom is there

I'm also 164lbs@5'11

Went to rodeo today.

Girls working concessions, who were likely under 18, mired me quite often.

>>42078663
Antecubital

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>>42076162
>I'm a vain narcissist who lives for praise
welcome to the club

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>>42076480
>>"anon ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"
>>"yeah i get that a lot"

>>42086863
That's bullshit but I believe it

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>>42076162
BASED MOMS REMINDING SONS THEY ARE HANDSOME

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>noobgains are finally setting in
>getting mires from ugly girls

It's not what I'm after. But it's a start and it feels good anyway.
I'm glad I'm the one making the waitress feel spaghetti for once.

Anyone else in the six month club know this feel?

i get mired at checkout counters and stuff

that or im just nicer than the people in front of me so the cashiers reciprocate

not on gear

drunk sloots mire me at work because i probably look like their dad

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>>42084704

>>42078261
Real human bean. And a real hero.

>>42087956
Laugh and smile alot when you talk to others

My girlfriend says that I am hot all the time, but that is just because she has a low self esteem.

>>42088881
Can vouch for this. Although i'm a 5'7 manlet with a buzzcut, being on tren and 200 pounds 11% bf (dexa scan) still puts off some people. Once people see you're not a social retard and a decent man who can joke and smile, others start being less """"""""scared""""""""" (inb4 ur not scary just awkward)

Had the same problem,

>>42076063

Last weekend. I am DYEL by /fit/ standats, but I dress somewhat decently so its all good. Anyway, one of the secretaries at client`s office was way too happy to see me and was flirty, cashier tried hitting on me, and two hot sluts were eye-fucking me at shop, one of them even bit her lip. I got massive ego boost

>>42076162

Are you me?

>>42083225
>This

>>42076063
2 mins ago
messaged a girl I met out and she said "holy fuck you're hot, and your arms are amazing"

I'm DYEL af

>>42080623
>no mires

>>42088852
he's a lucky guy

>I have only been lifting to hit Auschwitz
pls go and stay go

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>>42076229
good luck

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>>42076795
I semi know your pain, I've got a huge jew nose but am not a jew, it really pops out when I turn my head to the side, feels bad
t.yuropoor

>>42078500
godspeed anon

>>42085268
Nah, he's a cunt. Simple as that really.

>>42083969
In america its common to write with spray cheese

>be me
>bench 450 lb
>girls 'mirin
>autism kicks in
>"hey girls if you like the size of my arms then you'll love the size of my farms"
>start making animal noises
>"moo, cock a doodle doo, oink"
>stand up
>"and if you love the size of my quads, you'll love the size of my dogs
>get on all 4's and start making dog noises
>"woof, woof"
>she looks at me weirdly and leaves

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>>42076063
It was earlier and it was just the usual girl-doing-double-take while waiting for the bus at the bus stop.
I stopped paying attention to these after the first few weeks of getting mired left and right (a full year after I started lifting) since I'm too socially-retarded to even make small talk -let alone ask them out or get their number.

And only this time the girl was around 45 years old..

>>42089719
>can't do dinosaurs

Never gonna make it

>>42078270
>>two nights ago some girl squeezed my bicep and said I have low body fat

is that even a compliment? she called you a skinnyfag

>>42080236

I used to follow it up with a dick pick. Sometimes while we are still chatting at the bar.

If a girl wants casual sex, you gotta give her an easy way to say yes.

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>>42088529
Try the 21 year club breh

only little girls mire me :'(

>>42090105
That means other women do to, childern are just obvious.

>>42090105
>not liking the most genuine mires
>not liking the fact that you're probably the coolest guy she's ever met and that she'll think about you for weeks as her prince charming and that she probably ran home to write about you in her diary, dotting the i's with hearts in the entry about you

>>42088142
google mike mew and orthotropics

>>42090187
This. I fucking live for little girl mires. Probably because they don't lie and are the closest to 2D girls

>>42079488
Lol, there are 5'8 guys that are your weight at 15% bf, you're a fucking dyel, you obviously won't get mired

>>42076651
Ripe for a good dicking

>>42085268
gay

>>42076162
>I'm a vain narcissist who lives for praise
Aren't we all?
It's really weird to be like this while having to pretend for everyone that you don't live off of praise like the wannabe-Patrick Bateman you are.

>>42089719
>If you love the size of my traps you'll love the smell of my braps
>BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

> be me, recovering fatty doing Intermediate Fasting 23/1
>watched the fireworks on the fourth and then went to a bar alone
>9/10 innocent hipster chick sat down beside me
>impressed her with my beer choice
>had a fun conversation, got along fine
>her decent friends were ready to go and I went to the bathroom
>walked out and they were gone
>felt like such a dumbass
>walked over and saw she had written her number on my nachos
> Phone starts vibrating - my intermittent fasting window just opened, and I have mere seconds to eat
> eat the nachos

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>>42076229
>>42092471
>posting the same mire twice in the same thread
someone is starving for (you)s

>>42080916
this is sad

>>42078801
>>42077879

Literally "social proof"

This is one reason why some guys take escorts to social events rather than just sleeping with them. Because it attracts lots of other women and can pay off dividends.

>>42076881
Go back to college and learn how to write anon

>>42084512
top kek

>tinder
>taiwanese exchange student
>my apartment, uplifting trance, wine
>like shooting fish in a barrel
>strip
>shower
>pass her the razor, "i need my shoulders done"
>does as told
>whispers to herself "i love your muscles" while rubbing my traps
>"what?"
>she looks down "nothing ... :)"
>raw dog her to completion

felt good. white girl next though next time please jesus

>>42092560
Read the second one again

>>42077954
>Tfw found goal body.
>Just turned 20
>3 years to achieve magnum opus

>>42093130
>pass her the razor, "i need my shoulders done"

Wat?

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>>42089719
>"hey girls if you like the size of my arms then you'll love the size of my farms"

Caught me off guard there