Daily reminder that if you don't look like this you won't

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>>42070371
>CEO
>you will never get fucked in the ass by your boss in a sexual way

Fuck that is clever.

>>42070371
Damn that's a good bio

What kind of beta faggotry is that? Did he seriously challenge her to a race in chicken and egg suits?

>>42070371
his secret? seething with emotional insecurity and empty voids of zero confidence, so he watches mtv shows like teenwolf and realworld roadchallenge to replicate what he believes to be sexually appealing to women. also calls his mom once a night to just hear her voice

>>42070371
>that body
>that face
>that photo
>CEO
>that bio
I would fuck him no homo

>>42070458
COPE
O
P
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>>42070371
>Break up with ex a week ago
>Gained some weight last year due to working 10-14 hours per day 6-7 days per week
>Get tinder because fuck it
>Already got a date planned for tomorrow and another girl wanting to see me
>mfw I'm 6'1 ~195lbs chub
rly maks u think

>>42070371
Can somebody explain his bio, everybody says it's good but I don't get it.

>>42071526
it's a play on of the whole "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". (aka he busted a nut before she did)

>>42071526

It's a terrible "I came first" joke. It's not really good imo but the dude is so ripped that it doesn't really matter.

>>42071484
>6'1 ~195lbs

that's not that bad.

>>42071526
Who came first the egg or the chicken...
Guy dressed as chicken fuck woman dressed as egg...
Chicken came first

>>42071484
>>42071590
Can confirm. Its probably similar to me at 5'11" and 188 lbs. Lots of attention from Latinas and 30+ Asians. Native grills too when I am attending classes at my uni.

Its too bad Im autistic as fuck.

>>42070371
This is so true, I was eating dinner with 2 girls recently, so we were talking about our dates and they end up pulling out their phones to show me and each Other the guys they dated from tinder, then they start swiping a bit for fun, showing me and each Other and just bashing the guys really. Now these girls are both about 6/10, and they swipe through all these guys that are objectively out of their league like it's nothing. They cherry pick and for the slightest reason swipe left on otherwise totally fine guys. Like if 1 out of 5 pictures doesn't suit them *left*, if he's holding a glass of beer in one of the pics *left* etc. They swiped right on Maybe 1/20, I asked them why not give the other guys a chance ?
>well I don't want to get too many matches

Its that simple for them, literal 6/10, nothing special and they can just about match with any guy on the app. (Okay maybe not model tier but 7-8/10's easily)

>>42071484
All about the face and not being an autistic Retard when talking to them

>>42070371
I look like that and get alot of matches on Tinder and likes on Fb. I fuck 2-3 chicks a month, and that doesn't make me happy. I just want someone to REALLY love me and do something more meaningful other than fucking wet whores in my car on Fridays and Saturdays.

>>42070449
kek

>>42071843
yeah no shit, tinder is for hot guys only.

Why not say the egg came first?

>>42072027
Humility is attractive. Boasting is for ugly fags who have to overcompensate. Women know this guy gets laid just by looking at him once so him relaying a story about getting laid doesn't count as bragging. And the fact that he admits to cumming first makes him seem trustworthy and confident.

>>42070371

>registering own business with govt just so i can call myself CEO, actually just self employed sole trader

>>42070371
I am not even on any of those...any by 'those' I mean Tinder, this is the only one I know of.

>>42071843

Honestly you friends are probably just shallow narcissistic cunts. It's one thing to swipe left because someone's fat or ugly, but that shit is beyond superficial. A lot of women are like that on Tinder, but not all of them. Some people actually do find great long lasting relationships online. Cousin met his wife on tinder.

>>42070371
That bio is a bit cringy. All he had to day was "Sup" or "6'4'

>>42072187
truth

>>42072351
23? jesus christ

I met my girlfriend on Tinder and I'm average as fuck, stop trying to fuck shallow sluts

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>>42072376
Don't be jelly.

[spoiler]cause she'll eat you[/spoiler]

>>42072332
Its just a numbers game, my friends at least 1 of them is a really great girl, healthy, good moral standards, has only slept with 2 guys who she was in a relationship with at that time and is using tinder to find a long term partner not a one night stand. But she does the same thing on tinder. The other girl is just a slut looking for hookups tho lol

>>42070371
This is a fake account you literal fucking morons. Nobody is that /fit/, witty, young, accomplished, and financially stable in real life. It's super human.

>>42072351
>I just want to eat cookies and watch TV.
Finally one who admits it and isn't claiming she works out 6 days per week.

>>42072406
Why are you angry at someone who has done nothing to you?

>>42070371
It'd be cool if Chad could only bag the 8+/10 girls and leave us some scraps, like common mane.

>>42072618
Because I know that despite my higher wealth, health, and education. That she is happier and experiences more affection and less bitterness than I do and I don't believe she deserves it.

>>42072745
FUCKING THIS.

I hate people, who are happy being useless pieces of shit. They haven't achieved anything and still they are happy...I want this feeling as well.

Matched with a big titted 18 year old 1 mile away, what's a good opener?

>>42072897

Do you really believe the're happier? I've seen so many people who present themselves as happy content people but really are Incredibly damaged and very much unhappy a lot of the time. They may have incredible highs but they'll have even lower lows. More often than not these people are prone to addiction as well.

>>42073038
want sum fuk?

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>>42072745
I think I finally understand /pol/

>>42072462
yes, people like that exist and they are called CHADS

They represent the 1% of the 20%. 20% of men are fucking 80% of women and 1% of those 20% of men are dominant chads that rule the world.

Why have a gf when one glance from these 1% chance would have them moaning and begging to suck their cock?

I went to high school with this guy. weird seeing him posted here.
he has a thing called "vinsanity shred" now.
that's his company.
it's just a "program" based on your "bodytype" ie meso ecto endo.
totally another "6 pack abs with this one weird trick" kind of guy

>>42073284
Is he really as perfect as he looks?

>>42073284
>runs some sort of fitness business
>gets posted here

I think we know who OP is.

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>>42073038
I always open with the same line

>>42073365
he looks great, can't speak for how he is personally, I just know his name from school. from watching his videos he seems like he's trying to cater to people who don't know about fitness at all, which bothers me.
>>42073371
lel

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>>42072351
>Hopsin

>>42070371
His bio is actually shit.

If the chicken came before the egg, he didn't make the egg come.

So he is shit at fucking/pregame .

Das him https://www.instagram.com/p/BUIFEcjF5dx/?taken-by=vin_sant&hl=en

>>42073458
Hopsin makes rap for white people
It checks out

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>>42072351
>ill mind of hopsin 7

>>42073383
Does it work?
The emojis make me feel in talking to a 10 year old
fucking normies

>>42073480
>implying you can trick sluts into believing you won't cum first
>sluts aka women who have sex with a significant sample of men, so know that the man nearly always cums first except for those few weirdos who went overboard on porn and can't cum at all

>>42073500
>The emojis make me feel in talking to a 10 year old
I wish

>>42073480
Seriously dude? I bet your try hard profile goes great with the ladies huh

>>42073509
>not fucking a girl for an hour, make her cum multiple times and having to finish yourself off later in the bathroom while the viagra is on it's last legs

Wish I could use it without having a Facebook done fucking these freaky ass cougars off pof

>>42073536
I dont have a tinder bio I'm in a stable loving relationship with my gf and have been for two years

>>42073509
I wouldnt want to have sex with sloots anyway tbqh

>>42073546
It's a shame it's no longer possible to make a Facebook account.

>>42073225
>1%
Ive met more than 100 people in my life yet I've never met even one full 'Chad'.
I've met guys with good bodies, good faces, rich, social, gets laid alot, sporty, and any mixture of those attributes, but I've never met anyone who is exceptional at all those things.

>>42073562
Sorry Jew but I refuse to swallow the blue pill

>>42070407
How the fuck else do you get fucked in the ass?

>>42070371
what the fuck is a LITERAL 10/10 doing on Tinder? I refuse to believe this isn't a fake profile, there's no way someone like him would fucking degrade himself by going to tinder

>>42073557
Me neither, but that's what tinder is for.

>>42073598
>those nipples
>that nose
>beta face

More like 7/10

>>42073573
that's a problem of your environment. remember, the rich are more attractive and taller and they like to socialize with other rich people.

at my top 15 university, these people represent 10-15% of the male population. they are tall, attractive, smart, and charismatic.

>>42073606
don't forget high bicep insertions, really he's 6/10 at best

>>42073587
Just make a fake account for Tinder it's not that hard.

>>42073617
Most of us mortals aren't really competing with the rich.

>>42073589
He has no boss
And the non sexual way would be figurative

>>42073652
You always are in the age of globalisation, social media and polygamy.

>>42073540
>this
No pussy has the grip strength of my hand

>>42073731
I'm just not attracted enough to them

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

His bio would be better if he hadn't disclosed whether the chicken or egg came first. I imagine chicks would ask "so which came first?"

>>42073951
lmao no it wouldnt. leave the funny bios to the guys who know what theyre doing.

>>42073951
It's a sexual innuendo you autist. He's saying he "came" first.

>>42072332
>Cousin met his wife on tinder.
tinder hasn't been around long enough for this to be a benchmark of success

>>42070371
He looks too good
What does a Chad like him need to use tinder for? He can't successfully pick up women in daily life?

>>42073774
>no homo

>>42072351
The worst part of this profile is Hopsin at the bottom.

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42073951
Women never message first unless you are way out of their league

>>42074066
Check your reading comprehension; my post clearly indicates that I'm aware lol

>>42070371
I'm a fat fuck burnout and chicks message me daily on tinder. I don't think it matters desu

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>>42073580
rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42074043
It's called intrigue. I bet you're wonderful at dinner parties

>>42074092
im not gay either, no

>>42074133
do you happen to have the imgur gallery of this girl? I remember it being like 50 photos.

>>42074129
The funny shit is that 'beta game' aka 'drake game' actually works. I just go around telling girls about my problems and we listen to sad indie music while we have sex marathons. U guys make sex into this huge thing when it's literally nothing

>>42071843

Yeah thats why its pathetic to pick up girls on tinder. These same girls that swipe left on men they think they wouldnt be fucking would be fucking these men if they talked to them in person. But since tinder is their online fantasy site they are gonna go for their dream guys only meanwhile guys will scoop up any whore whose willing.

>>42074168
nah, sorry
saved from when /fit/ used to have thicc threads

>>42074135
>intrigue
nah its called killing the joke. your humor aint gonna help you get laid, trust me lmao

>>42074199
shitty, i remember it being really good. there were like 10 photos of her taking dick and spreading her ass.

>>42074066

I think you're the autist here

>>42074206
nigger, he says it to make him more 'approachable', not to make them laugh.

fucking autists reee

>>42071843
Lol i do the same shit. Why swipe right unless you really want to meet them? U can get laid these days by not being a thirsty fuck even if you have no other positive qualities (personal experience). Guys these days are getting weird and desperate from tinder 4chan porn etc. So run the numbers

>>42074225
Making them laugh with a funny bio is way more approachable than being """""intriguing""""". No one gives a fuck. Stick to reading bios not writing them.

>>42074206
Well, I've certainly had my fill of stupid for the day.

>>42074246
They ask for the punchline. It's not that hard to understand

>>42074225
This exchange is retarded

>>42071843
Its ugly but understandable. My question would be whether they realise they're looked down upon by the guys they're matching?
Do they really think they have a chance of being more than a pump and dump with their liam hemsworths?

>>42074285
They probably don't care

>>42074225
Approachable? On tinder? You're fucking retarded

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>>42074220
Found one of them, gonna keep digging.

>>42074305
you don't realize the depths of the 'sour grapes' mentality women have

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>>42074308

Keys to getting girls without having to be in shape, successful, or cool
-Enjoy life
-Have a calm, positive vibe or a fun, positive vibe
-Actually know how to relate to women as people (you guys are gonna think I'm saying be a feminist or a eunuch when you read this and I'm already lmaoing at you)
-Put yourself around girls of your type

This shit is a joke! Your grandpa was not theorizing about picking up chicks with his abs or tinder bios because he was a normal, functioning man and that is enough! You only think these things matter because your brain and endocrine system have been destroyed by anime, porn, 4chan, netflix, stress, etc. Peace

>>42074135
Reddit, you don't even go to "dinner parties". Retire this cringe phrase already.

>>42074271
>not being alpha and giving them the punchline

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42074319
>>42074308
the ones I remember are her in bed. I think she might have multiple sets?

>>42074327
Preach

>>42074329
What do you call them then?

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>>42074350
I cut off the naughty bit for obvious reasons.

Is this it?

>>42074411
YOU'RE A GOD, BRO.

how the fuck did you manage to find that? that's exactly the photo i remember.

>>42074400
The phrase I was referring to was "fun at parties", dinner or otherwise.

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>>42074433
I actually found the entire dump. Like dozens if not hundreds of pics. Here you go it's like two years old.

https://imgur.com/a/fl9dx

>>42074436
So a "dinner party"?

>>42074449
i love you. thank you

>>42074449
Thas a joocy penis cock thanks bro looks like were all winners tonight

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE
Also go fuck yourself, I worked hard for those gains

>>42074206
Oh my fucking god

>>42074453
m8, nobody was ever at any point talking about the term "dinner". that was never the point. you're not stupid for misunderstanding that the first time around. but now you're acting obtuse.

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>>42074449
fuckkkkkkkkk

based anon

>>42074494
Dude says the term dinner party. Another dude says to retire the phrase. It's asked what do you call them then, person gives definition of dinner party. What am I missing?

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>>42074494

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>>42074449
>you will never have a cock like that
Why even live bros

>>42074524
What you are pretending to miss (hopefully, otherwise you're retarded) is that "dinner party" is a term, not a phrase. A phrase could be

>you must be fun at (dinner) parties

And this phrase is what outs the utterer as a reddit / youtube normalfaggot.

>>42073580
Fuck off, twat

>>42072354
Agreed, self deprecating jokes work better for normal people. Turbo chads like him give a better impression if they don't try too hard.

>>42074562
36 year old coal burner who doesn't know what she wants to do with her life "yet" and confused as to why her past relationships failed. Western civilization in a nutshell.

>>42074562
>>42074562
chunky, stupid, unmotivated, and 36
how the fuck has no one snapper her up?

>>42074577
Naw, you just don't understand humor bro

>>42074562
Who the fuck talks that way

>>42074630
>>42074562
>>42074558
Do you guys think this kind of attitude is attractive to women? Are you attracted to girls on tumblr who make fun of thirsty guys in screencaps?

Thought experiment :-)

Tinder's so easy. I already bang solid 7's off of it and I'm a 5'10" king of manlets.

If I were 3 inches taller and listed my height in my bio I'd match with 10's, 100%. It's really, really easy.

Approaching girls in real life that you don't know is the real challenge.

>>42073580
>RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

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>>42074649

>>42074574
Hue, typical.

>>42074664
help an actual manlet out? haven't been single for 4 years, want to try tinder. any tips?

>>42074562
damn what a catch! Would totally be the step father of her sons!

>>42074649
I am friends with two very annoying and ugly girls on fb who post that kind of shit on the reg

>>42074449
the girl doesn't have a name does she

>>42074690
Like I said earlier, a guy these days can get laid by not being thirsty and odd even if he has no other attractive qualities

>>42074768
One of the pictures is marked "Alexis Texas"but I think that's a different woman. Alexis doesn't have the nose piercing or the ass crack mole along with looking pretty different.

It's true.

I went on a friend who is a girl's tinder/bumble and I'm left, without a shadow of a doubt, why hot chicks dingy swipe me right.

I'm literally not even in the same sport as these guys.

Km

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damn what a catch! Would totally be the step father of her sons!

Autistic shut-in here

I'm such a social retard I honestly do not get Tinder. All I ever see is Tinder getting shit on for how terrible it is with inflating girls egos to insurmountable levels and any guys who are below the top tier getting nothing but loneliness and depression

Why does this fucking cancer exist? Is it losing popularity? Is it even popular to begin with?

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>>42070371
I don't even need to read this thread I just know the majority of anecdotes probably match up to some dystopian Black Mirror hell hole.

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>>42074707

Well first of all, it's obviously all about your pictures. Most girls don't really give a shit about your bio unless you list your height or your job. You should have 3-4 photos in your bio.

Your first pic should just be your face/body. Play to your strengths, if you have a good body try to include more of that. If you are handsome, maybe crop it so it's mostly your face.

The next 2/3 should be you with friends, a girl (crop her out but leave in enough to show you're taller than her), doing some hobby you like, whatever. Something to show you're a normal dude.

Having a funny picture is very clutch but not always possible. You doing something goofy but still looking good doing it, that's ideal. If you have a good body, a shirtless picture is 100% encouraged. I know it seems douchey, but it doesn't matter. Play to your strengths, if you have chiseled abs you should let the tinder girls know.

Finally, a picture with an animal is always good. I don't have one in my profile but it gives girls an easy opening if they want to start the convo.

In your bio, I think it's best to have as little as possible, but it really depends on what you're looking for. If you want a nerdy girl maybe talk about what stupid Dr. Who shows you like or whatever. My bio is literally just my Instagram handle, and then a little joke about my profession. Different girls look for different things in your bio, so cater to what you're looking for.

>>42074655
>stuck in the 50s
>single mom at 21

Classic woman logic.

>>42074924
>putting this much planning into a tinder profile
>can't get girls on his own so he has to resort to the vapid whores on tinder using your cock to fill the hole their fathers left in their lives
>my instagram handle

yeah gee, i wonder why sex is so easy for you to get, chad. i bet that "profession" you joke about is an engineer making 150k a year too right?

>>42074940
ikr 7 years too late

>>42070425
No its not, hes such a retard he should've said it backwards, so it looks like she came first. At least he tried :/

>>42074950
You mean she should have been holohoaxed in 1943?

>>42074949

Not an engineer, but I wish. Honestly it's not a lot of effort to find 3-4 pictures of yourself and throw down an Instagram handle. It takes like 15 minutes.

I fuck around on Tinder 100% of the time. The second you start taking it seriously is when you fuck up.

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Tinder is making be anxious nowadays.

I love tomboys but traps and trannys disgust me and I'm getting pretty paranoid about it.

>>42074924
thanks- pictures are gonna be difficult, since the ex was always the one taking them and i never gave a shit about facebook/instagram.

any quick advice on opening banter?

>>42074984
What do I do if my friends never take photos of each other? I go to a few parties every month, see my friends a couple times a week, and nobody ever takes any pictures.

>>42074984
>claims to "not be taking it seriously"
>has a long tutorial on how to set up your bio
>actually puts in effort to match girls, talk to them, set up dates, go out and get easy chad sex, etc but says "it dont take it seriously"

whatever you say

>>42070407
>>42070459
Goddamn it's frustrating that people don't realize these "CEO"s are just dudes with some stupid idea for a worthless company. So many guys I went to highschool with have started their own "entertainment" or "networking" companies that are funded by daddys money and don't actually do anything

>>42074558

What app/website is this? And this woman sounds awful.

>>42075006
Yeah I used to list myself on LinkedIn as the CEO of my company that grossed maybe $40 ever.

It somehow helped me get jobs though so that worked!

Why do all these girls who seem cute need to use Tiinder?

I know that like 75% of girls are just on there for ego boosting, but you'd think these girls who just want to be whores and "just have fun" could easily find all these guys in class, work, clubs, bars, anywhere in public really

>>42075013
Looks like okcupid to me.

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>>42075006
people be stupid senpai
a quality woman wouldn't fall for that but hey its tinder

>>42074999
Ok man

>>42074998
Having all your pictures as selfies isn't a good look. Try to find some photos of you on your phone or facebook that were taken by someone else. If that's literally not possible, cut the pictures down to 2/3 and just have 2 as selfies and one as a timer photo of you or something.

>>42075054
>quality women
>tinder

Every girl on tinder is a whore, and every guy on Tinder is desperate for sex because he can't get any in real life. It's really a great combination of humanity

>>42073598

Because he likes having sex with lots of women?

>>42073598

Its good for traveling. You take a trip to Seattle or whatever and pull this up, he's gonna get a lot of matches.

>>42075056
>Having all your pictures as selfies isn't a good look. Try to find some photos of you on your phone or facebook that were taken by someone else. If that's literally not possible, cut the pictures down to 2/3 and just have 2 as selfies and one as a timer photo of you or something.

Yeah I really just don't have any photos to use. At least I understand why I did so poorly on Tinder when I tried it compared to real life.

>>42075047
i'd say its probably an easy filtering system for them since theres a larger range of people that you can meet up which increases the chance of finding a hot guy

>>42075056
how are you gonna say that you "don't take it seriously" when you have to follow a tutorial on the picture sequence to use and all the work you have to put in talking to the peeople and setting up meetings and going to them and all that

im curious as to what exactly you think would be considered "taking it seriously" that would make it a bad time.

>>42075068
>>42075047
convenience, fuckers. you can plow through tons of bitches selectively while doing basically anything.

i fucking hate going to bars and shit like that, so of course tinder seems viable

>>42075068

Agreed, Tinder is bottom tier. In my experience, it goes Tinder << Bumble < CMB

>>42075100
>you can plow through tons of bitches selectively while doing basically anything.

t. chad

>>42075096
not him, but why the fuck do you even care, autist?

I put a lot of time and effort into my OkC even though I'm not the best looking guy. I found several girls that I matched 90%+ with based on my honest answers to 100+ of the questionnaires and surveys and none of them responded to me.

I'm at the tipping point of almost trying the gay just for some human connection.

>>42075056

Agreed. An establishing head shot can be a good starter, but I've had the most success when my pictures were of me doing things with others.

>>42074964
Contrary to what /fit/ or /r9k/ might tell you having the ability to laugh at yourself shows more confidence than pretending to be perfect all the time, as long as you use it tastefully such as in this bio.

>>42075115
because im curious as to why one would give the advice of "just 'fuck around' on tinder, don't take it seriously, that's when you fuck up" but then post a long tutorial on correct types of photos to place in the correct order on your profile

like he's "to cool to take it seriously" yet still has tons of success and expects others to have the same reuslts

>>42074994
Is this scarlett?

>>42075144
Being self-deprecating only works if you are good-looking.

If you're good looking, it shows you don't take yourself too seriously and aren't arrogant and you're fun and you actually have MORE confidence.

If you're below average or ugly and you're self-deprecating, it shows that you're a complete beta, no confidence, always make fun of yourself, and repels women and others from you

>>42075122
what does your profile look like?

>>42075174
Did you see the guy in the tinder pic? If he had posted something cocky like that it would have been off putting to most girls. You know when girls tell you they just want a sweet guy to buy them flowers etc. When they say that they think about their 10/10 guy coming up to them and doing that, which is the reason it's not good advice for your everyday guy.

Someone that looks like that can fuck most girls, they just have to get them comfortable enough, they don't have to act like a dick to make them attracted.

>>42070371
I just want to stop wanting women and romance.

>>42075243
Same. Sometimes I think I'm good and then I'm just innocently walking down the street and I see a woman that just gives that gut shot and the warm feeling in my chest and I have to remember how every. single. time. I try and connect to another person it's just pain and rejection.

>>42075184
I'd rather not post any photos or heavy details here since a lot of people I know frequent /fit/. I've had friends and their girlfriends review it and they all said it's good and I made sure to include a lot of the pictures that showcase good qualities like having friends, being the center of groups, being active outdoors, having class, and being fun etc.

I made a fake account in a different city and got at least 2 replies back and the only thing I changed was my job but I didn't think women really cared about that as long as the money came in.

>>42075243
>>42075263
Asexuality is the key

>>42075235
not sure what this response has to do with mine. you just restated what i said, that a good looking guy being self deprecating is actually a good think because he might be a little intimidating to women but not taking himself seriously really helps

but if you're average to below average, being self deprecating is actually a bad thing since it exudes no confidence

>>42075263

>tfw ugly autistic virgin
>think that most girls i see in public are cute/hot and get that feeling you get, that i would love to be with them
>realize im ugly as fuck and autistic so i dont even bother talking to them, or anyone really

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>>42075184
I've had friends and their girlfriends review it and they all said it's good

>tfw socially normal and even successful but when it comes to women and romance I might as well be autistic

Fuck

I just cant get women to like me

>>42075296
Yes what's wrong with me restating what you said? I was simply agreeing with you. Not everything has to be contentious brother.

>>42070371
If you're looking for thots, yes. The rest of us have no issues talking to women on tinder

>>42075291
Nah. I just try (and fail) to practice stoicism and am trying to set up a regular meet up with an escort.

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>>42075303
an "open relationship" is not even a relationship by definiton jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with these people

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>>42072351
>23

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>>42075306

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>>42075303
That's not me but he looks like he'd be a good match for someone that OkC is trying to set me up with.

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>>42075306
Haha you think that's bad

>socially competent
>tall and decent face
>can get girls to like me
>so incredibly scared of intimacy i've literally been lying in the same beds as girls trying to kiss me to which I always respond negatively with "nah" or "i cant do this now"
>go home early in the morning

>>42075325
what things do you do to practice stoicism?

>>42075343
Have you tried laying in bed with a boy who's trying to kiss you?

>>42074562
>0% match
You did good whoever took the pic, proud of you

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>>42075354
No, but I kinda want to

>Get new job as a kitchen assistant
>Do a bit of plating, mostly washing up
>Waitress whose name I do not even know constantly comes into the cleaning area to make fun of what I'm doing
>Says my desserts look like shit and laughs at my misfortune
>Unsure if I'm being bullied or not

>>42075006
Agreed

Being a fucking personal fitness trainer doesn't make you a CEO

>>42075343
i know everyone else will call that beta, but I find these stories alpha as fuck.

God, imagine being these girls who get their egos bumped all the time just from being girls, and they are basically asking this guy to have sex and he is completely uninterested

sure as hell brings their asses down a peg or two

>>42075345
Not as much as I could. I can't bring myself to journal but I do set fasting and meditation days.
Fasting gives me a sense of control over my life and yes I am aware that sounds like eating disorder territory.

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>>42075303
>vegan
>cuck
What a surprise

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>>42075339
You look good together

>>42075336
>This projection

You realize my post was exactly the opposite of that right? I am fine but turn into the most socially awkward person when I am trying to be romantically involved with a woman. People look up to me at work. I am the most trusted person in my social circle. I have a great job, advanced degree, etc but spill my spaghetti as soon as I decide that I want to be more than friends with a girl.

>>42075382
and then some beta orbiter fag comes along as ruins her by inflating her ego beyond measure again...

>>42075343
>in bed with woman
>we just finished banging and are cuddling
>little time passes
>she gets up and straddles me
>whispers
>"I want you to fuck me"
>my brain says:
>"she doesn't really want you to fuck her"
>she goes home

>>42075385
I am with you

I started doing 23 hour fasting every day and I feel like I am in much more control, and have more motivation to exercise

>>42070458
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy

>>42075377
if she isn't insulting you directly (like your looks/personality), that is just teasing banter. she probably likes you. ask her to help you improve then. maybe you guys can go out to dinner and she can show you what they do better than you, or maybe meet uop at one of your houses to do it. alpha as fuck

now take that conversely with me. when i was in college i worked a campus job and this super hot latina girl worked with me (first as a coworker, then as a "student boss" thing). her interactions with me consisted or insulting me and implying/directly saying that i had no friends, no girlfriend/probably a virgin, calling me a loser, etc

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I really wish this one replied to at least one of the several messages I sent her. I even went to her spotify, IG, looked her up on other networks, and tailored my openers to her likes/current lifestyle pics.

>>42074327
Can you explain relating to women as people in a short, simple concept?

>>42075422
Why didn't you make a move?

>>42075382
I guess that's a fun way to look at it. Ultimately I think it boils down to some kind of trust issues.

>>42075402
Hey, atleast you got to the banging stage. I know how you feel though; even if people really urge me to come hang out with them I have a hard time feeling like it's genuine. Made me push a lot of the friends I made in my late teens away, I think.

>>42075426
>short
>asian
>nerdy
>clumsy and awkward
>likes puzzles

comfy/10 would have messaged too. Bummer dude.

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>>42074924
I have all that but the dog pic. My match stats are near zero. I can get a few per week if I super-like someone, but all of them either don't answer, or start to ignore me after 2-4 messages.

I switched my location to a different country without changing pics or bio. Got dozen of matches (all 7-10 / 10) within a few minutes. Fuck spoiled American sloots

>>42075422
don't shit where you eat.

especially in the F&B business.

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

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>>42075422
Are you the same anon who complained about a latina superior talking shit to you here before or is there a surge of spic girls being bully nowadays?

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42075422
>>42075449
Just a summer job

>>42075426
You sent her SEVERAL messages?

>>42074449
Damn this grill is fucking hot

Actually made me depressed lol

>>42075455
same autist

>>42075434
i should have because calling me a friendless virgin loser all the time is definitely her playing hard to get

>>42073573
the attributes you listed are maybe 1%, but when you add in being actual upper tier intelligence it becomes a lot closer to 0.1%

>>42075475
>calling me a friendless virgin loser all the time is definitely her playing hard to get
>tfw all those stacies in high school that i could have gotten with
>all those chads too
FUCK LEMME GO BACK JUST 1 MOE CHANCE PLEASE FUCKKKK

>>42074327
>Have a calm, positive vibe or a fun, positive vibe
>Actually know how to relate to women as people (you guys are gonna think I'm saying be a feminist or a eunuch when you read this and I'm already lmaoing at you)
This is way too vague, give me an example for these

>>42071562
>he busted a nut before she did
feminine penis

It's not fair /fit/ why is everyone on Tinder and OkCupid so fucking good looking while I'm stuck here like some loser chud masturbating to their thumbnail images

>>42075426
That's insane behavior

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>>42075500
>OkCupid so fucking good looking

>decide to say fuck my standards
>go to a dive bar
>only guy there in clean clothes
>girl sits with me
>teases me about having an office
>teases me about drinking not cheapest beer
>keeps mentioning us hanging out
>we get pretty drunk
>touch her leg
>"no way I don't like being touched"
>okay.jpeg
>eventually say goodnight
>come back next week
>she is making out with a scuzzball out front

I am honestly at a loss.

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>>42075517
>she is making out with a scuzzball out front
Probably reminded her of her dad.

>>42075517
You failed the test.

>>42074785
>doesn't have the ass crack mole

And how do you know this? brah cmon rofl

>>42075426
>shit tier music
>shit tier cartoon
>children tier books
>smokes, drinks and does drugs regulary, shit tier will
>either has older men fetish or is 26 years old herself with the same hobbies as a middleschooler
>still manages to land a stalker
Fuck me is being a woman ez mode

>>42075517
>scuzzball
What is that?

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>>42075538
Look at the top of the ass crack for the girl in the tumblr. There is a mole there. Not google alexis texas. No mole.

BTW thanks for all the (you)s guys.

>>42073580
rattle rattle eat more cattle

Can someone give me a good username account? I'm never any good at this stuff.

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>>42075555
/fit/ has no respect for themselves so they seek similar women

>>42075623
What is your job and favorite hobby or interest?

>>42075369
My fucking sides

>>42075377
Texas her to grab your piping bag.

She'll know what it means.

>>42075624
>does all sorts of drugs
>has choosen cats insteads of children
Im not even mad, the lower the chance sshe become a mother, the better

>>42072434
Fuck, my ex was that good girl and I let her go because I wanted variety at the time.
Really regretting it now because all these tinder sluts aren't fulfilling at all
My ex seems to be moving on too, so fuck me. Why did I let such a good thing go?

>>42075639
Attorney and I don't have much time for hobbies or interests outside of work. Before I got into this career I enjoyed sleeping and kicking my dog.

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>>42075369

>>42075720
That was your only chance at a good relationship in this life and you fucked it up. The next girl you end up with will end up cucking the shit out of you and you deserve it.

>>42075756
ArbitraryAttorney
LincolnLover
MeaCulpaBeers
WaiveRider
WaiveMaker

>>42073606
>>42073624
you both are too critical. No chick is gonna be looking at him that intently. He's a solid 8.5-9

>>42072708
kek

>>42075446
6'2" bald black guy here with social awkwardness


When I was in Japan on deployment I got with girls lile gangbusters and I didnt even have to talk to them, but I cant get girls here to save my life

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42075787
>WaiveRider
I'll take it, thanks.

>>42074854
She's right. I can't.

>>42075771
This is probably true and I feel like an asshole. We were very compatible and it was the best relationship I've had.
I really did miss my chance, didn't I? How the fuck do you stop the desire to sleep with other people?
Yeah, I can get laid on Tinder, meet new people and it's kind of fun, but it just seems so empty in comparison.

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>>42075369
Holy shit the madman, can we find this hero?

>>42070371
>comparing yourself to other people
never going to make it :/

Little bro just confessed to me he's depressed because he's a manlet, fug guys what should I tell him? Honestly being a manlet is the worst fate a man can suffer I really have nothing to tell him.

>>42076004
Chasing sluts is weakness. Don't be that guy who tries too hard for the acceptance of others, nobody will respect you

Promode: have a life worth sharing and an attitude worth being around. Be who you are. If people don't like who you are, they're not the right people to have in your life. Surround yourself with people you trust and have fun with and hope for the best.

>>42075494
You're quite the ruse man.

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>>42076123

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okcupid is like 4chan - it's heap of rubbish

>>42076016
You can either kill him in his sleep instead of letting him suffer for several more decades or fuck him in the ass to validate his sexual needs.
Literally your only two options.

i've slept with 5 girls i've met online...couple stacys and a few normal. i've come to realize i don't want a fucking stacy, they annoy the hell out of me. i like loyal or just humble girls, that's more attractive to me then just looks. of course they have to be good/decent looking but personality really is the main thing for me. might sound beta but trying to prove your alpha over the internet is pretty damn pathetic.

>>42076181
i've slept with 2 girls on there...it's not horrible but it's pretty bad. two i'd totally fuck again. one wanted to meet her parents after a month so i just dipped out.

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>>42070449

COPE.

>>42073383
top kek m8

>>42076181
>tarrot reader, herbalist and pet sitter
>too many jobs
What meme life is that

>>42073731
KEK

>>42076565
oh gee really, so you want a girl who is good looking but also has a good personality?

gee you dont say

>may sound beta
>while talking about how many girls he has fucked online, including super hot ones

top fucking kek

>>42076600
Dude on the left could be so much better looking if he got rid of the highschool freshman-tier hairstyle. Maybe buzzing it would look good. He's good looking but he's holding himself back.

Dude on the left looks like a douchey Wii avatar.

>>42076650
Kys
Buzzed hair doesn't attract 18-22 yr old LA sloots. These guys pull pussy you could only dream about.
Get over your beta faggotry and deal with the fact you look mediocre. More like a goblin next to these Chads.

>>42073580
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>>42073458
>>42073488
Sag my pants is probably his best track.

>>42073580
rattle rattle eat more cattle

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>>42075068
That's goes for quite a few other apps as well.
>MeetMe
>OKC
>Tagged
>Badoo
>Clover

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>>42073580
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>>42074566
plastic surgery my man, they have implants for that now

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>>42075624
>homoflexible
lost my shit

>>42072354
>When Chads are so bluepilled they use incel bios

It wont affect his matches at all but its just infuriating

>>42073580
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>>42074562
>35 year old roastie wants 18-25 year old chads.
>Sometimes does drugs

Yeah, no fucking shit.

>>42075243
>>42075263

this physically hurt my heart because it's so true. people call me handsome and ripped but it doesnt get me anywhere. i'm more lonely now than before i started lifting. i fucking hate myself

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE
can never be too safe :P

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>>42076996
the automatic assumption women make about attractive guys is that they will lie to you just to get laid and then dump you. unless they're vapid bitches of course.
my point being, be a generally inviting person, and show with your actions that you want to get to know someone.

i hope you make it anon, i'm kind of in the same place right now, going into cocoon mode for a bit to settle some inner fuckups with my own personality before trusting people again. but i believe in you

>>42073509
>implying you can trick sluts into believing you won't cum first
>sluts aka women who have sex with a significant sample of men, so know that the man nearly always cums first except for those few weirdos who went overboard on porn and can't cum at all

So this IS normal? right?

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42073580
Rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42077028
i can't trust people so i appear stoic and serious. it's too much of a farce to try to appear happy.

when i talk to people im generally inviting and nice. i like to think im a nice person and want to get to know people especially people im romantically interested in.

it's just that none of my efforts get taken to heart so it makes me want to try even less. having tried and failed constantly just makes me want to give up and die. my only coping mechanism is to lift.

thanks man. i wish you luck too. im involuntary cocoon mode and that hasn't helped me so idk. i think people who do cocoon mode expect for people to care when they don't. and they think theyre going to emerge as butterflies or something but thats just not true. for someone like me i need someone to love me to break the shell.

>>42070371
I just made a profile to prove you wrong.

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42075531
>test
If women still do this kind of stuff in their twenties and beyond then they're beyond saving.

>>42075866
CNN will dox him for us.

>>42077207
>not realizing most women are immature children

you're the one beyond saving anon

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42075426
crazy cunt lol

>>42073580

RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42073731
That's why I only fuck buttholes.

Plus, it's what Jesus would've wanted.

The ole poop-hole loop-hole.

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>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42073580
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE